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1. People need faces, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

2. Although famous flowers have owners, the soil must be loosened.

3. Holding a kitchen knife in hand and cutting the wires, there will be sparks and lightning along the way.

4. The mouse takes the knife and looks for the cat in the street. The brothel is full, who understands loneliness.

5. Grandpas come from grandsons.

7. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who gets beaten silently.

8. Lower the flag and raise me.

9. It’s dark and the road is cunning. The world is complicated.

10. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

11. Suddenly looking back. A group of dogs behind.

12. Don’t talk about feelings with me, it will hurt your money.

13. To smoke is an art of life; to smoke is an attitude towards life.

14. No matter how high your level is, you are afraid of being knocked down by a brick with a kitchen knife or a piece of clothing that has been worn.

15. Sometimes I am as optimistic as shit, always thinking I can shake the world.

16. The ideal is very plump, but the reality is very skinny.

17. No matter how much water you drink, you can’t relieve your loneliness.

18. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.

19. Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

20. If the love lasts for a long time, how long will it take to get married?

21. The past and the evil left behind by reality are called memories.

22. When you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again.

23. If the prison does not fall, I will not learn well. As long as the prison doesn't collapse, I won't go home. Detention is nothing, education is nothing to fear. A prison sentence is nothing, and a life-long pension is nothing. Shoot him down~

24. If the sky is sentimental, the sky will also grow old, and a sentimental woman will die early.

25. Hold the child’s hand and drag the child away. If the son says not to leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out!

26. Lovers will eventually get married, but lovers will go home to plant potatoes.

27. I am from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing. I hold your downy hand and bite it gently. Love makes us walk upright.