[Sixth grade English jokes with translation] Sixth grade English essays with translation

Jokes are not only indispensable in our life, but also an important channel to relieve stress and mood after work and study. The following is the translation of English jokes in Grade 6 that I brought. Welcome to enjoy!

1 We recently inherited several real estates from foreign friends. Unfortunately, these properties generated more tax than income. When my wife invited thenn to visit, Buck replied, "You know we will like it. But now we are too poor to go anywhere. "

Our out-of-state friends have recently inherited several properties. Unfortunately, several properties gave them taxes, not income. When my wife invited them to play, they said, You know we really want to go. However, we are overwhelmed now and can't go anywhere. ?

My first job as a waiter was in a coffee shop. Our lunch featured "Tuna Salad Surprise", a tuna sandwich with soup and chips. When our sandwich chef didn't come to work on a busy Saturday, we had to prepare our own sandwiches.

I started as a waiter in a coffee shop. We have a lunch special called. Tuna salad is strange? . This set meal is actually a combination of tuna sandwich, soup and French fries. For example, on Saturday, we make special sandwiches there.

The chef didn't come to work, so we had to prepare our own sandwiches.

A man sat down and ordered a special. I ran to the sandwich counter, prepared the order, poured him coffee, and rushed to the next customer. Later, when I sent him a check, he politely pointed out that he had never. I've eaten potato salad sandwiches before. I was shocked by my mistake and asked. Why didn't you tell me it was potato salad instead of tuna? "

A male diner sat down and ordered the special. I ran to the sandwich bar, prepared a set meal for him, poured him a cup of coffee and began to entertain the next person. Soon, I handed the bill to the diner who asked for a special meal. He is very polite.

To put it bluntly, he has never eaten a potato salad sandwich. Only then did I realize that I had made a mistake in the sandwich, and I was really a little scared. I asked him, why didn't you tell me that the specialty was potato salad instead of tuna salad?

"I thought this was a surprise. ?

I thought that was so-called strangeness.

In front of my counter, a customer complained that the interest rate of his savings account was too low. He finally said that he just wanted to. Take all his money out of the bank and dig a hole in his backyard and bury it.

A customer stood in front of my cashier window and complained that the deposit interest rate was too low. Finally, he said that he had taken all the money out of the bank, dug a hole in his backyard and tidied it up.

The teller next to rne leaned over. "Sir, I overheard. Tell me, what is your address? " .

The cashier in the next window leaned over and said, sir, I was really unhappy, but I listened anyway. Tell me, where do you live?

As a courier of a courier company, I tried to deliver a package that needed to be refrigerated, but found no one at home. I went to the house next door and told the woman who answered the phone that I had a package for her neighbor. "Oh, she works from Monday to Friday, every other Saturday? The woman said. The woman said, "Sometimes it's Sunday. She leaves around 7:40 in the morning and gets home around 5:30, unless she goes to the store, in which case the time is close to 7: 00. She's going to the store tonight because her children are coming all the way from California to see her! "

I am a courier. I once delivered one package at a time that needed cooling. But the master is not at home. I knocked on my neighbor's door, and the neighbor said that the package I mentioned belonged to her neighbor. ? Oh, she works from Monday to Friday, including every other Saturday. ? The female neighbor said. Sometimes she works on Sundays. She leaves home at 7: 40 every morning and comes back at 5: 30 in the afternoon. If she is going to the store, she won't be back until about seven o'clock. She is going to the store tonight because her children are going, too.

I came to see her from California. ?

When she stopped to catch her breath, I asked her if she would accept the parcel from her neighbor. "Oh, no, I can't, shall we? She said. I don't know her very well. ?

When she stopped breathing, I asked her if she could accept the parcel for her neighbor first. ? Oh, no, I can't accept it. ? She said:? I don't know her very well. ?