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Once upon a time, there was a big bad wolf. He saw a little white rabbit. The big bad wolf said, "Little white rabbit, I will eat you. What will happen to you?"
The little white rabbit reasoned with the wolf, for example: (Westward Journey version of Westward Journey)
Big bad wolf, if you want to eat, you can just eat it, why do you need to ask me for help? As for my consent, since you asked for my consent, then you are a kind wolf. A kind wolf does not eat small animals. If you eat me, you will be condemned by others. Condemnation is small. Think about it, if everyone knows that you eat small animals, then how can you get along in the animal world in the future? This will lead to a lawsuit. How troublesome do you think? ,,,
The result The wolf was so angry...
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