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Funny words that make people feel distressed.

When I have money, I will definitely go to the supermarket to sweep the goods.

You can choose to fly, but I want to use it to make soup.

Try to sleep every day in class just to be at the bottom of the class.

The biggest regret of a handsome guy like me is that he can't kiss himself.

I don't understand why I always fall into the water for a man, for my daughter-in-law, for my mother, and for saving a person.

Come on, let's eat the whole family bucket. We are all a family.

Don't come back when you leave. I like to get together and leave without eating grass.

Obviously, I can eat by my face, but I have to eat by my strength, which proves that I am much better than Mingming.

You called me ugly. I asked the electric fan, and it shook its head all afternoon.

I'm telling you, stupid things are contagious. Aren't you all infected by me?

I curse those who don't like me. I won't have watermelon and ice cream this summer.

Stop heckling. Do you know what happened? If you don't know, just fool around.

I made a wish to exchange the wisdom of my future deskmate for my high score when I graduated.

Gee, the dog that once held hands, now I don't know whose hand it is licking.

I'm shy, but I have to say I'm cold.

People who love each other are the ones who really love each other.

My fist-sized heart can't bear so much love.

I planted many boyfriends in spring, but I didn't grow up until autumn.

The air has always been free, until I bought potato chips and found myself still too young.

If you don't want to be called an idiot, tan yourself.

Don't blame me for liking you, just blame your mother for making you so beautiful.

I pick roses by the roadside and copy love letters online, but I really love you.

My personality is too full, so I am so fat.

If you want to succeed, you must remember three things: first, persistence, second, shameless, and third, shameless.

Put on airs and make sentences

1. Although there are many kinds of singing methods in Laoduangong, it is extremely rare to deliberately put on airs, and even less to sing Bel Canto. Generally speaking, it is a popular singing method. You can sing with your mouth open, and the tune is unpretentious.

Edward is worried that if he deals with wasps, he will lose his gentlemanly manners. So he put on airs and tried every means to avoid it. Instead of dealing with the wasp himself, he asked Frola to crush the wasp crawling on the spoon in the plate.

This is not to ask teachers to keep a straight face and put on airs in front of students, but to keep learning and making progress from internal strength, from knowledge connotation to moral cultivation.

This is a despicable act of accusing Chen Menglei of putting on airs and deceiving the people.

Let's look at some later writers. They finally tasted the sweetness of money and women, but they were either coy or posturing, and we couldn't expect them to do anything decent.

6. If you are not careful, you become a pretentious little fool.

7. This kind of melodramatic work without true feelings is not worth reading at all.

8, the benefits of low energy are inexhaustible, he can be comfortable, do not put on airs, so as not to be fooled by others, tired to himself.

9. The heart tells us that it is impossible for Cao Cao to put on airs and tell lies in front of his subordinate civilian generals, which is neither in line with his own character nor with the situation at that time.

10, which requires teachers to treat students sincerely, with the same thoughts and feelings, without concealing their feelings or whitewashing their shortcomings, without any affectation or posturing, to get along with students on an equal footing, to be frank and speak freely.

1 1. Mei always puts on airs and pretends to be an upper-class person.

12, when you talk, you always tell others, so be generous. You don't need to tell anyone on purpose, and you don't need to put on airs and be incoherent just because someone is present.

13 actually, although I am alone, I still feel very pretentious and stupid.

14, the majesty of Rome is not hysterical shouting or posturing, but means calmness and courage, and it also means being ashamed of emotional impulses.

15, the posturing of village cadres in some superior units or quasi-superior units he contacted has swept away his upper mystery.

16, I can't stand his posturing. After all, he is just an ordinary person like us.

17, people who are too pretentious and show off will always show their true colors.

18, modern scientist Zhang Gongyao ignored historical facts and framed Chinese medicine many times. Did he not study the slander of Chinese medicine or the real posturing of Chinese medicine?

19. This is a progressive ideological movement and a severe criticism of posturing classicism and lamenting romanticism. From the day it came into being, it has a strong combativeness in its bones.

20. It's interesting that President Liu put on airs and insisted not to be afraid of him before he felt like a person.

2 1, don't go to two extremes: one is painting at will, which loses the social significance of art; One is putting on airs, putting on airs and feeling insincere.

There is also a tendency to put on airs, which looks grand and far from people's thoughts and feelings.

23. He hates his contemptible way of being angry and putting on airs.

I don't think her son is a big deal. He is arrogant and pretentious, just like a young master.

25. I saw some paintings and calligraphy left by my ancestors from my friends. They all amuse each other in the small circle of literati, which is nothing compared with those who put on airs.

With the cleverness and eloquence of her Chinese teacher, it won't take much effort to deal with a small civil servant who puts on airs.

27. Some people admire him, others think he is putting on airs.

28. I hate my father's unspeakable smile and despise my mother at the same time. I think she is nothing but putting on airs.

29. Another example is that in the grouping practice of teaching content, it is often encountered that individual naughty students make posturing or insulting ridicule to students whose practice movements are not coordinated.

30. These words coming from the megaphone show the female traitor's Smith and posturing incisively and vividly.

3 1, because of the tacit cooperation and active struggle of our athletes, our class won the football championship.

32. Writing teaching is still the same, teaching students to write something that has nothing to do with life, just like writing stereotyped writing in the imperial examination, which is pretentious and empty.

33. For antique shops that are not very pretentious, no matter who is courageous, they dare to go in.

34, especially writing theoretical articles, this kind of problem is particularly deep, putting on airs, pretending, wandering around for a long time, you don't know what he is talking about.

35. But the psychological quality of our writers is surprisingly high. They won't be embarrassed or care about their honor. They will wear tall hats and continue to put on airs, regardless of whether their faces have room or not.

36. But it is important not to just see Kidman put on airs and ignore the real reason for his divorce.

37. If euphemisms in other aspects are mostly taboo, for the sake of taboo and elegance, then political euphemisms are mysterious, pretentious and even distort the truth, so as to deceive listeners.

The meaning of putting on airs and the antonym of synonyms make sentences

English: putting on airs

Pronunciation: Zhuāng Qing zu sh

Positive voice: make can't pronounce Zhu.

Shape discrimination: void; It can't be written as control.

Posing means: cavity: tone; Potential: posture. Put on an accent and make a gesture. Describe deliberate affectation.

Source: Qing Qiancai and Jin Feng, Chapters 6 and 5 of Yue Biography: and Qian Er, and they have to put on airs. The local neighbors all came to beg for his love, and the two agreed.

Synonym: affectation, affectation

Antonym: serious

Use: combined; As predicate, object and adverbial; derogatory sense

Put on airs and make sentences

1, I'm going to stand up and shoot at those pretentious guys.

2. I'm going to stand up and shoot those posers.

3. It's all irrelevant posturing scenes.

4. If you have no power, don't put on airs; If you have no power, don't be cruel.

People who put on airs are ridiculous, and people who are confused are even more ridiculous.

6, idiot, he sighed in his heart, how can he be so stupid that he can't even put on airs!

7. Nothing is happier than seeing through the true intentions of a poser.

8. In this world, even idiots will put on airs, but they are actually deceiving themselves.

9. That's how laity lives in this world. They don't put on airs, play dumb or play tricks. Vulgarians are good people, almost perfect good people.

10, a really smart person, don't let others think you are smart, you are so stupid, always putting on airs and not hiding yourself at all.

1 1, the biggest vulgarity is putting on airs. The biggest kitsch is that people follow suit. The biggest vulgarity is self-pity.

12, simple and flawless love, honest personality; Pretending to be in love, wearing a false coat.

13, I don't watch Korean dramas, not because I am patriotic, but because I don't like a group of sissy men putting on airs.

14, excuses should conform to the objective reality, at least be self-explanatory, make people believe, express their attitude frankly, and don't put on airs and be coy.

15, he just likes to put on airs, but we never expose him. After all, friends still have to be friends, even if they are friends, they can't be exposed.

Funny quotations from friends circle

1, live seriously now, just to provoke feelings in the future.

I look too fat. I was swollen by life.

3. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime.

Since people are more angry than others, I'd better try to be an angry person.

The sweat that flows on my body every day is completely the water that enters my head when I fill in my volunteers.

6. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

7. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

8. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

9. Selective amnesia is a technical job. Unfortunately, I'm good at making mistakes.

10. Meet the right person at the wrong time and lose the person you love at the right time.

1 1. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

12, there are always a few moments when the world makes me want to die. Fortunately, I am timid and dare not.

13, I didn't succeed because I can sing: "No one can succeed casually."

14, the saddest thing in life is to be ambitious but waste your time.

15, don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have anything to do.

16, there are three kinds of things that hurt people: annoyance, quarrel, and empty wallet, among which the most hurtful thing is empty wallet.

17, you have a look that only your mother would like. It's over if you don't work hard.

18. Betrayal may be accidental, but it is not allowed to be discovered again.

19, putting on airs is a symbol of vitality, and vanity is a symbol of youth.

20. Being a good citizen has no girlfriend, a girlfriend is released on bail pending trial, engaged to live under surveillance, and sentenced to life imprisonment after marriage.

2 1, I am here to shout in a low-key way that I have never participated in your past and I don't want to participate in your future.

22. It's not that I don't fold the quilt. The main reason is that I miss the past, or I like the quilt I slept in the day before going to bed. I have to raise this living habit problem to personality cultivation.