English short jokes with translation

A complete collection of English short jokes with translations

When I hear other people telling jokes, I don’t think they are very funny, and I feel cold and cold, but when I read them myself, I laugh so much that I can’t stop laughing. Have you ever had such an experience? The following short English jokes include translations, I hope it will make you laugh non-stop.

A complete collection of English short jokes with translation 1:

Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It read "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."

The uninvited guest was on the road. My mother, a perfect housewife, was busy tidying up. She assigned my dad and my brother the task of cleaning the guest bathroom. After a while, when she went to check, she was surprised. The once messy room was cleaned instantly. Then she saw a note on the shower curtain. The note said: "Thank you for not looking into the bathtub." ? A complete collection of English short jokes with translation 2: A preacher is buying a parrot A preacher is buying a parrot

Are you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear ? asked the preacher.

Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.

Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.

Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?

I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.

A missionary is buying a parrot

? Are you sure it won't scream, yell or curse others? The missionary asked.

?Oh, absolutely not. It is a devout parrot. ?The owner assured.

?Do you see these strings on its legs? When you pull the one on the right, it recites the Our Father, and when you pull the one on the left, it recites the Psalm?

?Great!? said the missionary, ?but what will happen if I pull both ropes at the same time?

?I will fall off the tree trunk, you fool! ?said the parrot shrilly.

A complete collection of English short jokes with translation 3: The Mean Mans Party

The Mean Mans Party

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment , he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

A gathering of misers

A notorious stingy man The ghost finally decided to treat him to a treat. Explaining to a friend how to find his home, he said: "You go up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow." Once the door is open, use your feet to push the door open. ?

Why do I have to use my elbows and feet?

Oh my God! With translation four:

While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full. "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you're saying.

"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly. A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

"I'm a dentist," my husband explained.

While eating in a restaurant, I scolded my 4-year-old son , because he was talking with his mouth full of food. ?Oh, that's all I heard. ?Zou,?' I scolded, ?No one understands what you're talking about,? My husband calmed down. "How on earth did you understand what he said?" A woman sitting next to him leaned over and asked, "I'm a dentist."

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