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Love is not logical, maybe this is the logic of love

1. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; we will never love as hard as before until we cry.

2. After we broke up, I still know you, but I no longer want to see you. If you live a good life, I will not bless you. If you live a bad life, I will not laugh at you, because from now on we Stranger, I am no longer in your world, and you are no longer in my world. I can no longer cherish you. I'm sorry. What I lost is also what you lost.

3. The carousel is the cruelest game. There is an eternal distance between chasing each other.

4. I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

5. It’s snowing outside the window. I brew a cup of coffee and wait until it cools down, then I realize that I’m thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations.

6. Love is not logical. Maybe this is the logic of love.

7. Love is not because of being loved, just because of love. You will not lose love because you are not loved. Love is in the heart of the one who loves, not in the eyes of the one who is loved.

8. Think of me as a kite. Either fly me away, or keep me and take me home. Don’t tie me up with an invisible emotion and make me sad.

9. When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.

10. When I was a teenager, I loved these three words "Take me away" crazily. Now, I will never let anyone take me away. I learned to walk on my own.

11. If you live in a city, or love someone, or do something, after a long time, you will feel bored and have an urge to escape. Maybe it's not that I'm tired of the city, the people I love, or the things I insist on, but I just can't give myself the courage to persist.

12. If you forget that person, it is better to forget yourself and tell yourself that you are not afraid that he will forget you, but that you are afraid that he will think of you again one day. Time takes away memories, but the memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, if he turns around and tells you that he has been thinking about you, don't believe it, because he is no longer the same person, and you are no longer the same person as you were in the past.

13. It seems that I have been waiting for a hundred years, and suddenly I understand that even if we meet again, it is better not to see each other with a mature performance.

14. I told myself that if she doesn’t come back when I buy 30 cans, this relationship will expire. I don’t know since when, everything has a date on it. The saury will expire, the canned meat will expire, and even the plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, in this world, what else is not expired? Expired? ---"Chongqing Express"

15. Life is short, you should live brilliantly, rather than lying sallowly; surprise is like a double-yolk egg, despair is like a double-yolk link; life is alive, live well Be like a sunflower, even if you are depressed, you still look towards the sunshine. Life is short, and you should live it brilliantly, rather than lying in a gray state; surprise is like a double-yolked egg, and despair is like a double-yolked lily; while you are alive, you should live like a sunflower, even if you are depressed, you should always face the sun.

16. The ending and the process are already there. If you continue to struggle, even you will feel greedy.

17. We agreed to watch the long flowing water together forever, but we will become someone else's so-and-so. At the forked road, you are on the left and I am on the right. We are both stubborn and never look back.

18. For you, I can only miss you as a stranger.

19. I will never go out of my way to love someone again, even you.

20. It is said that marriage is the tomb of love. That is because you are already on the way to the tomb before marriage. Even if they don't get married, they will break up in front of the grave. Why not break up first and then dive into the grave?

21. Clothing and beauty are a necessary condition for being a good woman, but not a necessary or sufficient condition. You also need to read more books. You will find life more beautiful this way.

22. We are all separated in the wind of time. Looking back, we can’t see the traces of being together, even though we were together so hard. No one is born brave. Being brave does not mean not being afraid, but pretending to be brave and learning to overcome fear. ---Nelson Mandela

23. I will not get used to being without him, because I have never been used to having him.

24. Seeing the flowers blooming and falling in front of the court, I am not surprised by the honor or disgrace. I look at the clouds in the sky and have no intention of leaving or leaving. Laughing and crying, maybe this is growth

1. The reason why distance is scary is because you don’t know whether he is missing you or forgetting you.

2. We know that if you like a rose, you must tolerate its thorns and not just get its beauty. If you love someone, you will tolerate her shortcomings and not only want her good things. Emotions are always closely related to forgiveness and care. How deep the love is, how many times there will be tolerance.

3. Sweet love, warm family affection, and sincere friendship. When I have these three emotions, I will be the happiest person in the world. With your love, there is no one in front of me. There are no more thorns, no more obstacles, thank you.

4. What is happiness? Happiness is when you are lying lazily on the bed in the middle of the night, eating snacks, surfing the Internet and playing games, while he is busy sitting on the other side. He was flipping through books and holding a pen at his desk, preparing for the exam. When he woke up the next day, he was still worried that he would not be able to marry you in the future.

5. Thank you for your existence and for existing in the deepest and most beautiful place in my memory. Thank you. Because of you, there are only these furry outlines in my memory. Their bright halo makes me always happy.

6. We often doubt ourselves. Although the conditions are not bad, why do we not have a partner? And those who are not so beautiful, not so cute, and not so humorous have enviable feelings. Why? I think it’s because we are all too cautious, too cautious and too afraid to love, right? We package our feelings well to prevent the other party from finding out that we choose to wait, give up, or miss out on the so-called reserve and fear.

7. Inadvertently, I think of time again. The day I met you is the most unforgettable memory. The four seasons sneak away, in exchange for fleeting years; life goes on for a long time, and the harvest comes as expected; the mountains and rivers in the distance shake each other, and the hearts near are connected. In every sunshine, the days continue to grow. In the future life, time will continue to wear away the young face, but my heart still grows old with time; my love still walks with the sun and the moon and never leaves.

8. Maybe forgiving a person is not true forgiveness, but fear of loss. People are really strange. They can be depressed for a long time because of one sentence, and they can also instantly feel that the world is beautiful because of one sentence.

9. Time always makes people grow old slowly, and it is difficult to retain all the good things you once had.

10. We can finally stay temporarily. We are the survivors among the dead. I should feel lucky, but all I have left is my longing and sadness for you. They are as vast as a river, and I sink into them helplessly.

11. Close your eyes and tell yourself quietly. The road of life is walked step by step on your own. Life is originally lonely, but the world is crowded. Don’t blame anyone, don’t laugh at anyone, and don’t envy anyone. Run under the bright sunshine and wind and rain, dream your own dreams, and walk your own path.

12. I have no road, so I don’t need eyes; when I can see, I will also stumble and fall. We often lose care because of our self-reliance, but it is not as good as the flaws that can Good for us.

13. Life goals are easy to determine but difficult to achieve, but if you don’t take action, there will be no possibility of achieving them.

14. What is on the back side of the moon? If you fly high, you will naturally see it. Life is a journey, and life is the process. What is growth? That is a measure of your heart.

You can feel your growth, and you know in your heart how you will grow, just like a tree seed, without guidance, it will grow into a tall oak tree. Everyone in the world can grow into the best version of themselves.

Fifteen. The fool left, and the liar was stupid. The liar watched the fool give his heart to another person. He regretted it, but everything can never go back to the past

16. Don’t know me from others. I treat you differently from others.

17. The dream is gone, the heart is broken, and you are just preparing to leave.

18. Many people climbed to the top of the ladder with difficulty, only to find that the ladder was set up on the wrong wall. Do things when you are awake, read when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry. Some things may be better if you hide them in your heart. As time goes by, they will become stories.

19. Sometimes there are things that you want to say but cannot say, for fear of being pretentious; sometimes there are things that you don’t want to say but you say them without choosing your heart; after all, you have to compromise with the world, laugh and shed tears; Maybe this is growth, endure it, endure the pain, and finally be tempered into steel.

20. People are said to be forward-thinking. When they were young, they wanted to grow up, but when they grew up, they wanted to die.

21. If nothing happens, it turns out to be the best revenge. . Why bother to prove anything to people who don't deserve it? Live a better life for yourself.

22. The so-called love means that others worry that you will get fat, but I worry that you don’t have enough to eat. In fact, happy people do not get the best things in the world, but cherish the people they already have.

23. If one day: you no longer look for love, you just love; you no longer desire success, you just do it; you no longer pursue growth, you just cultivate; everything really begins!

24. Don’t argue with those sharp-tongued people. People who are living a good life are busy enjoying life. Only people who are living a bad life and have bad intentions are looking forward to others. He is also unsatisfied, so he tries to use his own meanness to take away the happiness of others. Ignore these people and love yourself. You charge diligently, work hard, stay in shape, and smile at others. These are not to please others, but to dress yourself up, illuminate your own heart, and tell yourself: I am an independent and upward force.

25. I hope there is such a person who will pamper me to the point of being lawless. God's logic! Funny Phrases of the Year

Introduction: My mother was going on a business trip for a month. Before leaving, she suddenly asked me about my test scores. I was so happy that I replied, "I just finished the test and haven't come down yet." My mother came up and punched me. , I said aggrievedly, "Why did I get beaten before the results came out?" My mother picked up her luggage and said as she walked, "I have to take the test anyway, so I'll take it in advance." . .

1. While playing a game in an Internet cafe, someone suddenly said, "Where did your ID card come from?" Looking back, I saw a few police uncles asking a child. The child timidly said: "Network administrator." They said you should use your ID card to surf the Internet. I saw an ID number on a telephone pole outside, so I copied it down." The police uncle said angrily: "You dare to use the provincial ID card of a wanted criminal. How did your parents teach you this? , making our trip in vain”

2. I was taking a train home during the summer vacation, and there was an uncle sitting next to me. I got along very well with him. After we got off the train, someone drove to pick him up, and I took a ride with him. I took a ride and went home to show off to my mother that I came home without spending any money. As a result, my mother said, "Daughter, don't dare to do anything just because you are ugly. What if you meet a blind man?" ,...

3. The old neighbor went to the city to see his son and took a taxi. When the taxi driver saw that he was an out-of-towner and honest, he wanted to kill him. Although the road was only one kilometer, the driver circled the train station three times. On the fourth circle, the old man asked: Why are all the sculptures here the same? Driver replied: We are a new city, so the sculptures on the roadside will be the same. Old man: Oh, there may be such a situation, but there is one situation that will definitely not happen? What? The driver asked, and the old man replied: I saw an identical old man selling apples under the statues everywhere.

4. There was a guy from Shandong in the class. I don’t know if he had read too many novels or something. One day he called himself "Sajia". It sounded smooth to him. Soon the whole class became popular, "Go to Sajia". "Go to class", "Go to Sajia all night", "Sajia has no money"..., are there any passionate rushes? One day, while queuing up in the cafeteria, he said, "Give Sajia three taels of rice." The chef was stunned for a long time, but there was no response...response...response, and the people behind him burst into laughter.

5. The phone rang, I picked it up and heard a man say: "Hi, I haven't contacted you in a long time. Do you know who I am?" It was another scam call, so I opened my mouth and replied: "Your son is with me. Hand, please send the money tonight." There was a pause, and another voice said: "This is an insurance company, do you need insurance?" I sneered: "Original Korean facial mask, now 20% off~" The other party After holding it in for a long time: "You win" beep...

6. Regarding my husband’s nephew, he was obsessed with the cartoon Bear Big Bear 2 at that time, and there was a boy in the kindergarten class that day who shaved his head. Bald Qiang, he went up and slapped him, and asked: Bald Qiang, who asked you to chop down the tree? The child burst into tears, and then my husband and his sister were called to school.

7. I had a fight with someone last night, and that person was bald... Policeman: "How did you beat him, so that he lost all his hair?" Me: "He was bald to begin with. Ah!" Police: "They insist that you didn't hit me!" Me: "Then I was injured too, very seriously. My arm was injured by him." After looking at it, the policeman said, "Isn't this a birthmark?" : "He was definitely the one who hit me!"

8. I remember that in junior high school, a girl I liked drew a flower on my hand. I was so happy for a long time that I continued to appreciate it when I got home, and even paid attention to it when I took a shower. She avoided it and went to school the next day, but she said with a look of disgust, Hey, you are so disgusting and you didn’t take a shower.

9. I told my son in bed this morning: Although your mother only plays with her mobile phone every day and does not feed you, although she often helps you take a bath and talks on the phone for an hour, she only remembers that you are still soaking in the water. Although I'm late every time I send you to kindergarten, today is Mother's Day, so you should give me a favor and kiss your mother. As soon as he finished speaking, his wife kicked him out of bed. "Damn, you dare to slander me"

10. Dasha brought a parrot into a certain country, and the customs staff stopped him: Sir, you have to pay taxes on this parrot. Dasha asked: How much does it cost? Say: Live parrots are $50, stuffed parrots are $15. The parrot was so frightened that he shouted: Dasha, don’t be stingy!

11. A couple went to an art exhibition. The wife was highly myopic. She stood in front of a portrait and screamed: Oh my God! The woman in this painting is so ugly. The husband pulled her and said: Keep your voice down. Wife is angry: Why? The husband said: There is a mirror in front of you.

12. I took a photography class in my spare time. In the class, a girl with heavy makeup asked the photographer: "When I take a selfie, how can I make the photo look more natural?" Regarding this issue, the photographer said: First of all, you have to look more natural. . .

13. I was walking on the road today, and suddenly an old lady came over and fell down after touching me. I suddenly felt a little scared. How could I be so unlucky? I met a porcelain dealer as soon as I went out. The old lady raised her head and said to me: "Hey, young man, let's get excited!" Oh my god, who are these people?

14. Lao Wang started to go bald when he was in his forties, so he became very sensitive and couldn't stand being told that he was bald. One day a tractor drove past Lao Wang, and Lao Wang collapsed.

15. One day I accidentally fell down and my knees were red and swollen. When I got home, I covered myself up and didn’t want my mother to see me, for fear that she would feel sorry for me. However, my mother discovered me anyway and took a look at me. He glanced at me and said, "I told you, why can't you change positions with your boyfriend? Your knees are swollen and you're too embarrassed to let me see it!" I burst into tears and was stunned at that time, speechless. , is this still my biological mother?

16. A rubber shoe factory came to our school to recruit workers. The boss asked: Why did the bird stand on the high-voltage line without getting an electric shock? A student answered: Because it is wearing rubber shoes produced by our factory. As a result, this classmate was hired.

17. During the Qingming Festival, my best friend went to confess to her boyfriend, but she was rejected. Then the climax came, and her best friend replied: I'm sorry, I am possessed.

18. One time during a night self-study in geography, the bell rang and the geography teacher came five minutes late. I was sitting in the front row. As soon as he entered the classroom, my deskmate and I smelled a strong smell. He smelled of alcohol and looked at the geography teacher with a pink face. When the geography teacher came up, he picked up the chalk and brushed it while writing and talking. After a while, we all started talking quietly below. The geography teacher seemed to hear it, so he adjusted his glasses and said, "I drank some wine, but am I right? Come, take a look at this dish." The whole class was so depressed that they were internally injured. . . .

19. A: You worked well at the funeral home, how could you be fired? B: Blame me for talking too much. A: What’s wrong? B: That time I asked the family next to me how cooked it would be.

20. A famous doctor successfully cured a surrealist painter's eye disease. In order to thank him, the painter sent a painting to the doctor. The painting was of a huge eye, with every detail meticulous, and a portrait of a doctor painted in the pupil. The doctor looked at the lifelike portrait and said with emotion: Thank God! Fortunately I am not an anal doctor!

21. A friend works at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Yesterday I met a young couple who came over to get a divorce (the woman wanted to divorce). After persuading them a few words, the man started to reminisce and talk about his wife's various advantages, sweet little things, various life experiences in the past, and their beautiful plans for the future. After talking about it, the woman hugged the man and cried, saying that she didn't want to leave. . Then the man pushed the woman away and said to my friend: It’s better to leave. This woman has changed too much from before.

22. When Xiaoli wanted to cook, she asked her mother, who was playing mahjong, how many tubes of rice to buy. Her mother did not hear her question and played a card at random: nine tubes. As a result, they had this pot of rice. The whole family ate for three days.

23. Someone’s wife was sick and a doctor was invited to treat her. Not long after the doctor came, he asked: Do you have pliers at home? The man hurriedly found pliers, and after a while he said: Do you have a hammer? Someone was shocked and asked: What disease does my wife have? The doctor said: Don't worry, my medicine box hasn't been opened yet!

24. One day, I said to my mother: "Mom, let me help you wash the vegetables!" My mother said: "Huh, if you have nothing to do to be attentive, you must be asking me for something!" I pretended to be very polite. Angry! My mother looked at it and said, "Really? You really have nothing to ask me for? Then you can help me wash the potatoes and peel them!" I said to my mother very happily: "But I have to discuss something with you in advance. "Son!" My mother didn't even raise her head and said, "Huh, luckily I didn't buy potatoes today!" Ginger is still spicy, ugh...

25. It rained when I got home. My husband asked how you came back under such heavy rain. Me: It’s okay, I followed the car back. Husband: Then why are you still wet? Me: I just followed the car back! It was in front and I followed behind on my bicycle.

26. The neighbor’s grocery store owner. When his daughter got married, the master of ceremonies pulled the groom in front of the neighbors and said: Now you should have a few words with your son-in-law, right? The neighbor said: I still say the same old saying, you can go out now, and this will not be returned or exchanged.

27. My sister was working at the bank counter. A young man came to the counter and whispered: Please deposit this 1,000 yuan into my bankbook. After finishing the business, my sister also whispered: Please take your bankbook.

The man turned around and walked a few steps, then turned back to his sister and said: I'm sorry, I have to speak so quietly, otherwise my car will hear that I have money left and it will break down again.

28. A man in the office asked today: How old are you this year? Me: 88? Man: Damn, I can’t see it anymore. Is it well maintained? , can you reveal any secrets? I……. . . Countless grass mud horses drifted by. It's 88 years old, not 88 years old...Male: It turns out to be one from my old aunt. Me: ...can we still have a good chat?

29. As soon as Xiao Wang got home, his mother slapped him: "Tell me! Why did you fight with your classmates today!" Xiao Wang said aggrievedly: "I skipped class and went online today. How could I fight with my classmates?" People are fighting!" Before he finished speaking, his mother gave him a slap: "Your father said that you skipped class today and went online. I still don't believe it. It's true!" Xiao Wang is so smart...

30. When I was in love, my girlfriend said to me: "If you can wash the dishes, I will let you have fun at night." I smiled happily and went back to wash the dishes immediately! Sure enough, I had a great time. Unexpectedly, after we got married, my wife would still say this: "If you rinse the bowl, I will consider letting you go tonight. Otherwise, you should be careful..." I was happy again. Laughed! Hurry to wash the dishes. . So, my wife was unhappy. Why is this? . . .

Editor’s note: My girlfriend is a bit guilty today! We were having dinner together just now, and she suddenly said to me: "I will definitely be a hot mom in the future." I smiled and said: "We are not married yet and have no children! How are you going to be a mother?" I didn't expect that, My girlfriend actually said silently: "Then I will eat more chili peppers." Damn, eat more chili peppers! Is she a hot mom? What a second-rate woman. . . Keeping your promise, this is love

1. Beautiful things do not belong to those who wait and wait. Beautiful things belong to those who work hard and never give up.

2. Be a gentle woman, neither impetuous nor impetuous, neither fighting nor grabbing, and not caring about flashy things. It’s not that you don’t pursue, but you just don’t force. Live your life calmly, don't make a fuss, just seek peace of mind.

3. Sometimes, I really wish I could fast forward time so that I can see if the final result is worth it.

4. Stick to the promises you make throughout your life, this is love.

5. True love is not simply giving, but also includes appropriate rejection, timely praise, appropriate criticism, appropriate argument, necessary encouragement, gentle comfort, and effective urging.

6. Romance that does not belong to you is like a kite tied to the string. No matter how high it flies, it will fall when the wind stops. Feelings that do not belong to you are like being held in your hand. No matter how tightly you hold the sand, there is always the risk of it slipping away; the heartbeat that does not belong to you is like a clock that is wound up, no matter how long it goes, it will eventually stop one day.

7. This is my promise to you, even if you forget, I will always remember it.

8. Because there is a reason, there is a reason. Now that it's done, why bother talking about it anymore.

9. Sometimes, we are not waiting for anyone or anything. We are just waiting for time to change us.

10. As a person matures, why can he only become more cautious? I think it is because of the fear of failure. I always tend to forget my gains, but only remember all the losses. The setbacks piled high and it destroyed all my confidence until I never had the courage to take risks as an adult. I spent the first half of my life trying to become an adult, and maybe the second half of my life should be spent learning how to be a child.

11. People should believe in their own talents and do not need to care too much about what others think, nor how others deny whether they are right or wrong; in fact, a person's happiness is what he has always believed in. As long as you feel happy about what you are pursuing, it is worth it.

12. The so-called forever is the distance that can never be touched. The so-called despair.

It's me standing here, with the horizon in front of me and the whole decadent world behind me.

13. When two people are together, don’t think about whether the other person loves you or not, because love cannot withstand thinking. The more you think about it, the more painful the injury will be. One day you will find that love is really not that important. Because there will be many loves in your life, but there will always be only one person who will accompany you to the end. You will be hurt along the way, there will be some love, and it will become a dull painful memory. In fact, what really needs to be strong is not your shell, but your heart!

14. Some people just leave when they leave and will never come back again. Some people don't love anymore, and no matter how hard they try, it's just in vain. (Classic sentence) Some people are very happy. In the blink of an eye, they live together forever. Some people are lucky enough to hold hands and walk together for hundreds of years. Some people have tried very hard, but still can't change anything... They are not lifelong people, and they can let go without forcing themselves.

15. "If you love someone for a long time, your heart will be intoxicated; if you miss someone for a long time, your heart will be broken." It is very true, whether you love or miss someone, in the end it is just a material for memories. ! All people can do is to bury it deep in their hearts and turn it into an eternal moment in life.

16. Slowly, I also learned to let go. It’s not that I’ve changed, it’s that I’m really powerless, I’ve given up, I can’t stand it anymore.

17. Those who are happy for your sadness are enemies; those who are happy for your happiness are friends; those who are sad for your sadness are those who should be kept in our hearts.

18. Some people are very nice and you really want to fall in love with them, but you just can’t. Some people are not that good, but you just can't help but love them.

19. I once thought that without you, I would not have the world, but now that you are gone, my world is still there. It turns out that losing a lover has nothing to do with the world; it turns out that I just couldn’t see the direction for a short time, or was unwilling to move forward; it turns out that you hurt me not because of how good or bad you are, but because I hurt you opportunity. If I don't want to, no one can hurt me.

20. It is love when you can’t break up the quarrel or scold.