I have a morning meeting tomorrow. I don't know what to say. Who has some novel stories or humorous jokes and brain teasers to share with me? Thank you!

David is a reporter for a big newspaper in new york. That day, he will go to other places for an interview. As usual, he packed a bag or two, then said goodbye to his wife in a hurry and ran to the airport.

Shortly after the plane took off, it suddenly shook violently, and then several times. To be on the safe side, the captain asked the passengers to put down their luggage to reduce the weight of the plane. David took his big suitcase down from the rack and threw it into the air, throwing his leather bag out with him. But a deep fear came to him. David tried to keep himself calm. Thinking of his wife, he hastily wrote a short suicide note to her: "Dear, if I leave, please don't be too sad. I just bought an accident insurance one month ago and put it in the mezzanine of those new books on the first shelf. If I come across that insurance policy, I think it will help you. Forgive me, I can't continue to love you. Take care. Love David. "

It's a miracle that only one third of the passengers who died on that plane survived, but David was unscathed. Of course, he lost two pieces of luggage and an opportunity to interview good news, but he himself made the front pages of major newspapers in new york.