About reading classic English short jokes?

Jokes are an important part of culture. Through jokes, we can understand the cultural connotation of a country. I've compiled a short paragraph of classic English. Welcome to read it!

A little joke about classic English: I'd rather have a puppy.

A little boy and his father were walking in the street. They saw two dogs having sex. The little boy asked his father, what are they doing? Father said, "Take a puppy." So they walked on and went home.

A few days later, the little boy bumped into his parents having sex. The little boy said, what are you doing? The father answered with a baby in his arms. ? The little boy said, tell me, turn her over! I would rather have a puppy! ?

A little joke about classic English: he will become ...

One day, when the boy was not at school, his father decided to do an experiment. What he did was, he went into the boy's room and put three things on his study desk: a Bible, a silver dollar and a bottle of whisky.

"Now," the old preacher said to himself, "I will hide behind the door. When my son comes home from school this afternoon, I will see which of these three things he will pick up. If he picks up the Bible, he will become a missionary like me, which will be a great blessing.

If he picks up the dollar, he will become a businessman, that's no problem.

But if he picks up the bottle, he will be an alcoholic-an alcoholic without a good master. What a pity. "

The old man waited anxiously, and soon he heard his son's footsteps. He whistled into the house and then went back to his room. He put the book on the bed as usual. When he turned and left the room, he found something on the table. With curious eyes, he went over to check on them. The last thing he did was, he picked up the Bible and put it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and put it in his pocket. He opened the cork and took a long drink. ...

"God bless," the old man whispered, "he will become a politician.

A little joke about classic English: the blonde in the space rocket

NASA is launching a rocket to the moon. There are two pigs and Qiqi, a beautiful blonde, on board.

When the rocket leaves the stratosphere, the first stage falls off. Establish contact: "This is Houston, pig 1, pig 1, can you hear us? Over."

"Hum, hum, Pig 1 here, I can hear it clearly."

"Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?"

"Yes, when we reach the moon, I press the red button to start the moon landing, over."

"That's right. The call is over. "

They continued until the rocket separated from its booster. "Hello, Pig2, this is Houston, please come in."

"Hum, hum, this is Pig No.2, I can hear you clearly."

"Ok, Pig 2, do you remember your instructions?"

"Yes, when we landed on the moon and were ready to leave, I pressed the green button to start emission process."

"That's right. The call is over. "

An hour later, when the rocket reached the correct speed, the last stage fell off as planned. Ground control contacted the astronauts again.

"Houston is here, Gigi, E is here, Gigi, can you hear us?"

"Kiki is here, I can hear you clearly."

"Kiki, do you remember your instructions?"

"Yes," said Kiki, "I fed two pigs and didn't touch any buttons."

A little joke about classic English: River

A preacher was finishing a sermon on abstinence. He said with a serious expression, "If I had all the beer in the world, I would throw it into the river."

He said more emphatically, "If I had all the wine in the world, I would throw it into the river."

Finally, he said, "If I had all the whisky in the world, I would throw it into the river." He sat down.

Then, the lead singer stood up very cautiously, smiled and announced, "Let's sing the 365th hymn as our closing song, shall we gather by the river?" "

Little joke about classic English: beer, huh?

A Canadian was walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stopped him and asked, "Hey, Bob! "What's this case of beer for?"

"I bought it for my wife, eh." Bob replied.

"Oh!" Doug exclaimed, "Good deal."