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A joke caused by typos.
In history class, the teacher asked the same student, "Who is Qu Yuan?"
"It's a doctor." The students answered.
"Nonsense!"
"What nonsense? The book says he is a doctor! "
Art of calligraphy
A pair of fashionable young men and women walked into a newspaper office arm in arm.
The young man pointed to a popular flower and said to the clerk, "buy a popular flower." campsite
The clerk smiled at him and handed it to him. The young woman next to her took off her frog mirror and brought it to read the title of the magazine.
Ask; "Why is there more verticality in this opening?"
The young man replied, "Is this the art of calligraphy?"
"Oh." The young woman nodded.
A wrongly written or pronounced character.
A clerk wrote on the blackboard the words "It's on sale now".
A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail."
The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"
Why do you care?
Director Hu always writes wrong words, mispronounces, and is full of jokes, but he never learns with an open mind.
On one occasion, the unit held a commendation meeting, and he pronounced Feng Jianguo as Ma Jianguo, which caused a burst of laughter. male
I think I read it wrong again.
The secretary reminded: "There are two more points!"
Director Hu wanted to correct it, but he was afraid of losing face, so he said with a straight face, "Stop laughing."
It doesn't matter at two o'clock! They are all revolutionary comrades, so why care about these two points? "
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