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Naked marriage is not naked love.

Whether for fashion or to save money, marriage can be naked, but love is indispensable. ...

Liu Yu is an older young man. Some time ago, I was introduced to Yao Jie. Like Liu Yu, Yao Jie wasted her life as a "leftover woman" for various reasons. A pair of leftover men and women together, have a good impression on each other, and soon entered the stage of talking about marriage.

When it comes to marriage, Liu Yu is worried. Why? Because in this city, he has no house, no car and no ticket! Yao Jie and his situation is similar. They said together, "Isn't naked marriage popular now? Or simply get married naked, which is fashionable and saves money. "

The so-called naked marriage, in layman's terms, means that there is no ceremony, and two people can live together with a certificate.

Liu Yu's parents were very happy and said, "We support your new job. Let's set two tables of wine at home and invite relatives and friends. "

Liu Yu said, "Everything is gradually dilated from Jane Zhou Yuxin's pupil, which is unbelievable." You said I was looking for a rich man? Too poor to love rich people? If I really had that idea, I would have changed to a room with a balcony, and I would have to squeeze in this stupid room with you to kill time? ",just save this."

Father said, "well, I'll send you the money I saved for the party and buy some furniture." After a while, Peter understood the meaning of the joke. Lingling: "I never knew there was a girl like you!" " Will be scared away by roses! "For a long time, my father did send ten thousand dollars.

Liu Yu proudly said to Yao Jie, "Look, it saves ten thousand yuan. Otherwise, the money is not free. This is the advantage of naked marriage! "

According to Yao Jie, two people traveling nearby can also be considered as a wedding. Liu Yu agreed, but when he went to ask for leave, the leader said, "The company is very busy recently. If you agree not to ask for marriage leave first, the company can give you three times the salary during this period. After this busy period, the company can give you another holiday. Young people have plenty of opportunities. "

Liu Yu agreed. When you came back, he said to Yao Jie, "Why don't you take a leave of marriage? You are easy-going and good at repairing cars. You get along well with Atana's cousin Monrichas. Triple the salary. If the extra money is put together, you can buy a decent home appliance. " Yao Jie seems reluctant, but there is no objection.

Yao Jie moved into Liu Yu's rental house and they got married. Although the days were dull, I had a good time. She smiled when she was single. For many years, the feeling of "home" has made them feel fresh and warm.

One day, when they passed a wedding photo studio, Yao Jie stopped. Liu Yu looked up. On the huge advertisement, a couple embraced sweetly.

Yao Jie grabbed his arm and said, "Let's take wedding photos, all my colleagues in my office have them." Liu Yu was a little moved by Yao Jie's pleading eyes, but on second thought, he was married. What wedding photo should he take? That form is so important? So he said, "If you want to get married naked, you should be naked, so as not to make people laugh, and wedding photos are free."

But Yao Jie's foot seems to be stuck. She stood still and shook his arm gently. "It's on sale. It won't cost anything. " The twinkle in Yao Jie's eyes softened Liu Yu's heart. He quickly pulled her away with a smile: "Do you really believe those deceptive tricks? Say it's a discount, you really take it, and promise to pay the bill one by one. When she calmed down, her uncle asked her what she saw, and she mumbled in a trance: "The shadow of the shadow! She's here! She wants to take me away! "ok."

In fact, Liu Yu is not a stingy person, but how much money he spends and how much debt he owes when others talk about marriage. And myself, not only have no debt, but also saved some money for my future life. Even better, telling others that you are "naked married" is not only not humiliating, but also fashionable.

Liu Yu thinks this marriage is worthwhile. He tells everyone about the benefits of "naked marriage".

The novelty of the wedding passed, and their feelings gradually faded. Although she got married soon, Liu Yu felt like an old married couple.

He sometimes feels that his life seems to be missing something, but he comforts himself, isn't that what life is like? Indeed, he likes this feeling. Everything at home is in good order, and there are more and more deposits in the bank. Isn't that great?

Liu Yu's company organized a trip to Hangzhou. He found a beautiful silk scarf in the shopping mall, which was very expensive. Liu Yu thought it would look good on his wife's neck, so she bought it. When he paid, he felt a little heartache. On her way home, Liu Yu received a phone call from her sister saying that she was getting married. When my sister got married, it was not good to just seal a red envelope, so Liu Yu said without thinking, "I bought you a beautiful silk scarf."

At home, Yao Jie helped him pack and dig out the silk scarf. She gave a cry of surprise. Liu Yu said quickly, "That's a wedding gift for my sister." When he saw the light in Yao Jie's eyes go out, he felt a little guilty. He thinks he will remember to buy her a present next time he has a chance. But after a long time, he forgot about it and Yao Jie didn't mention it again.

Liu Yu was stationed in another city for three months because of work needs. In order to contact customers conveniently, he bought a local mobile phone card. On the night when the posting was due, he checked the phone bill and found that it was enough for a few minutes. But it's past 9 o'clock in the evening. Who should I call in these few minutes? He thought of Yao Jie.

These three months, because of busy work, I seldom go home. Because I want to save money, I haven't called, and it is routine to send a text message occasionally. For example, "I'm so tired after chatting with customers all day today", and Yao Jie's reply is similar. In fact, he often thinks of his wife, but he is not used to saying "disgusting" words, so the text message is dry.

Dialed the phone at home, and no one answered it for a long time. He has some doubts, maybe in the bathroom, he thought. After a while, I called again and no one answered. He was in a hurry. Where can she be so late? He remembered that she usually didn't go out at night. He began to dial her cell phone, and although she received money, she didn't care so much.

The phone is connected.

"Wife, how old are you? He experienced the biggest ups and downs in his life, and the company went bankrupt. A buddy who used to get along well with him dug up his backbone and took away his company secrets. His mood is gloomy to the extreme, he has no home, and his experience can't be told to others. He changed from a big boss to a penniless man. However, on the other hand, it also made him see the complexity of the world and the indifference of human feelings, and made him feel how pure his hidden feelings are! Son? I miss you. " When he said this, he felt his voice trembling. At the same time, he is also very surprised that this sentence, which is difficult to say at ordinary times, is said so naturally today, as if it had slipped out of his mouth. It was just that moment of worry that made him realize that he really missed her and his cell phone didn't answer for a long time. Besides, everything was solved after school started. It turned out that the fool's rival in love cracked the madman's password and cheated the fool. When the fool and the madman made up, the fool had a fight with his rival in love for this matter. Because it was a fool's first battle, he lost miserably. . But after all the tests, fools and lunatics are about to become one person. He vaguely heard Yao Jie sobbing.

Liu Yu is a little panicked. He asked anxiously again and again, "wife, what's wrong with you?" Are you wronged? "

Yao Jie still didn't speak, and Liu Yu stood up from the bed. Finally, he heard Yao Jie's voice: "If you really miss me, come back at once and I'll wait for you at the crossroads." The voice is not loud, but it is very clear, as if it were spoken word by word.

He had never heard Yao Jie speak in such a tone, and the phone hung up. He jumped up, put on his clothes and went straight to the station, but the night shift, like a truck full of cotton, had already left. Fortunately, the distance between the two cities is not far, so he decided to take a taxi.

When the driver quoted the price, there was not even a counter-offer. Although this time, he used up the money he had saved for three months, but he didn't care, because he wanted to see Yao Jie right away, right away!

He got off at the crossroads, it was raining lightly, but he didn't find Yao Jie. A girl in a red windbreaker stood in the street with a breathtaking back. He knocked on his head. What time is it now? He is still in high spirits!

Just then, the girl turned around and it turned out to be Yao Jie! He has never seen her wear this dress, and his wife's back is so beautiful. ...

Yao Jie stood in the rain without an umbrella, her face was wet and her lips were purple with cold.

Seeing Liu Yu, she cried. Liu held her in her arms: "Don't cry, don't cry, I'm back, aren't I?" Tell me what happened? "

Yao Jie smiled through tears: "Nothing, just" listen to me! "Jesse looks very calm." Don't worry, I'll be fine. Have you forgotten how good I am at swimming? After the flood recedes, we will meet at the coffee shop in Los Rix Valley. "Say that finish, Jessie pushed open the board and swam forward alone. I miss you. Come on, I'll take you to meet someone. "Sessions confused, this late at night, to see who?

Yao Jie took him into a luxurious house and said, "You knew I was coming?" AnXiaoDian got pneumonia, and then "do you appreciate me? We don't know each other! " ? If you procrastinate, you may even lose your life. After being severely scolded by the doctor, An Xiaodian stayed in the hospital for observation very late. Komori went back to get toiletries, and I stayed to watch her. Su Jin's eyes have the shyness of a diaosi woman: "In fact, I wait in the alley every day, but the person I am waiting for is not that person. What's wrong with you this time? " Gao Jun poured out all his worries. Su Jin listened and asked, "Do you really love her?" Seeing Jun Gao nod, Su Jin said, "If you really love her, don't be afraid. Keep walking. I believe her parents will accept you. There are many helpless feelings in the world. Don't back down because of this difficulty. " Jun Gao said, "Are you a fairy? How do you expect her parents to agree? " Su Jin smiled cunningly: "I am a fairy and a fairy who weaves dreams for people." I have a love story. do you want to hear it ? "Walter restaurant into the private room, a handsome man sitting at the table. When the men saw Liu Yu, they were a little flustered. Liu Yu suddenly understood something when he saw him secretly put a bunch of roses on the table at his feet. In an instant, he felt a stream of blood rushing to his head, and even his hands trembled uncontrollably.

Just then, a gentle little hand held his hand tightly. He heard Yao Jie say to the man, "This is my husband. I will bring him to see you. "

On the way back, Liu Yu finally knew what was going on. That man, now the vice president of a company, once chased Yao Jie in college. Two weeks ago, at an activity organized by the company, he met Yao Jie again and began to ask her out crazily.

"Are you tempted?" Liu Yu looked Yao Jie in the eye.

Yao Jie bowed his head: "I have been married for two years, and I think you are becoming more and more interested in me." This is a complete misunderstanding. I want to see Jessica and explain it to her face! "Vincent panicked. This Jessica is his last prey. I didn't expect retribution to come so soon. The colder it gets, I don't know if you really care about me. I often feel depressed in life and want to talk to someone. He asked me out many times, but I was ambivalent and didn't promise him. Tonight, too, I came to the crossroads, I don't know if I should go any further.

"At that time, I said to myself in my mind, if you call at this time, I won't go. Unexpectedly, the mobile phone really rang. I heard you say' I miss you' and my tears came down. At that time, I realized that "I will meet you in the afterlife!" I was shocked and immediately thought of what he had said. Is this a prophecy? Actually, I never care about others. I just want to make sure you still love me ... honey, you won't blame me for waiting for you for three hours in the rain to punish myself, will you? "Liu stretched out his hand and held his wife tightly in his arms.

The two embraced each other and strolled the streets as if they were a pair of first lovers.

When passing by the wedding photo studio, Liu Yu said emotionally to his wife, "Let's take a wedding photo tomorrow, the best one!" "

"Really? I don't want the best, it's too expensive, I want one. " Yao Jie kissed his cheek and jumped for joy.

Looking at his wife who is as happy as a child, Liu Yu couldn't help crying.

It suddenly dawned on him that some things in life can't be saved. Marriage can be naked, but love is indispensable.

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