What cute jokes have you heard?

What is the most powerful thing invented by human beings?

Atomic bomb!

No, the best is the mobile phone! Who did the mobile phone kill? Kill TV, computer, watch, camera, mirror, newspaper, game machine, landline, radio, flashlight, wallet, desk calendar and ID card. What will be killed in the future? It will also kill the eyes and cervical vertebrae, health, marriage, family and the next generation. . . It's fucking scary! I was so scared that I quickly glanced at my mobile phone again.

A man kept a pig. He was annoyed with it and wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, the man abandoned the pig and took a bus. He called his wife that night and asked, "Does the pig return?" His wife said, "Go home." The man was very angry and shouted, "put it on the phone quickly, I'm lost."

A couple are flirting: female: you idiot! Man: You are a second-hand goods! My wife couldn't help shouting: Tell me clearly, how did I get married for the first time? Did your father give you to me at your wedding? W: So what? Man: Are you stupid? Sold on the spot in full view of the public ...

When I was a child, my father watched me write a composition. There is a simple mistake in writing. The father smiled and said to his mother, "I find your son very stupid." I was in a hurry and said loudly to my father, "Your son is so stupid!" !

The thinking class teacher is a fat man. When talking about people's hearts in class, the teacher asked, "What is wider than the sea?" An idiot's voice sounded in the corner: "Boat-fruited Sterculia! ! ! ! "The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher turned green ~