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Essays on drunken sleepless prose
I remember seeing the cripple when I was a child, smiling and reciting Liu Pin: cripple, you have money, I have medicine, what medicine, plaster, bones, dental bones ...! Lame things fall, the good road does not go, take a rugged slope, fall into the fire pit, fall into the river ...! I used to laugh at others, but now it's the turn of others to laugh at themselves. Now if my son can recite those jingles, he will certainly laugh at me, too.
I don't know how many people were injured because of drunkenness. My injured foot really fell because of drunkenness. During the May Day holiday, I didn't go sightseeing like others, because my travel expenses were tightened in my pocket. On May 2nd, I went to my friend's house to play, ate and drank at my friend's house, and my friend took out 52 old Danquan wine to entertain me. Although I am a little addicted to alcohol, I am too strong to drink. In the persuasion of a friend with three cups and two lamps, I unconsciously fell into the feelings of wine fragrance. The wine liquid stuck to my lips, and I swallowed it and immersed myself in my stomach. I felt a strong flame, surging the blood flowing in my body, scalding my whole body and making people dizzy.
I had a full meal at my friend's house, said goodbye to my friend, and saw that I was very drunk. My wife said to take me home by motorcycle. I shirked that she should take my son back first and go home slowly, hoping to see the charming scenery of the beautiful night in the county again. Watching his wife and children ride back on motorcycles gradually disappeared into the street view in the dim light. A person walking under a street lamp, on the swaying sidewalk of osmanthus trees, the alcohol that has invaded the heart and lungs rushes in every vein, slowly exerting the power of wine, making people feel light-footed and heavy. With the gradual onset of alcoholism, although I am still conscious, my eyes have become dull and hazy, and my feet are stumbling. The osmanthus tree and I walked on the sidewalk step by step. Sometimes I wanted to help the tree, but I was right. Pedestrians on the road are busy dodging when they see me so drunk, but I feel that the road is not wide enough because of drunkenness. I don't know when and where I kicked my right foot, and my five toes turned over, causing a hematoma. At that time, I may have been drunk and numb, and I didn't feel very painful, but I walked more carefully than before.
Dragging his aching feet, he limped back to his residence drunk. Walking to the front of KTV, I greeted an alumnus who was waiting for guests. Alumni said, get together with friends tonight and see you so drunk. Are you still drunk? If you are drunk, go up and have a drink. I asked tongue-tied. Do I know anyone up there? Go back if you don't know anyone. You are already drunk, so you'd better go back and forget it. I must know someone when I go up ... Listening to the words of my alumni, I was so drunk that I went to the KTV box with the help of the stairs. As soon as I looked at it, I knew it was a class reunion of Baping Middle School 18, a May Day party of 18, brothers and sisters who got together tonight, and students of 19 and 20.
In the karaoke room of KTV box, I saw my brothers and classmates who had been away for many years, and excitedly raised their glasses and invited them to drink. I was sober after drinking Danquan 52, Midan 22, beer and miscellaneous wine, but I don't know when I was too drunk to stand up and sat in the same place drinking the wine in my mouth. I don't know what a shame it is to wake up drunk. Sitting in the same place, watching the students dance and sing vaguely. In the rainbow light of neon lights, in the box full of cigarettes and alcohol, the students who have been drunk are shaking their scattered dance steps, and they are crazy with leisurely songs. Students meet again after decades of separation. Everything in the past and the stories of the past, together with all the emotions of today, are all in the glass, and they all pour out melodious songs to each other. Tonight, the lights are on and the songs are beautiful and lingering. Ah! Life is only a few autumn, gathering and parting are all fate. Once in a thousand years, you used to sit at the same table. Who comforted you and made a wedding dress for you? Who is lingering with you in the dream, who once said by your side that I love you forever. But after graduation, they parted ways, flew away and complained to each other. A love buried in my heart for decades explains the confession and late love we met today. The song of gathering tonight, the sound of the waves is still the same, singing until the moon sets and the crow falls, but we don't see the night when we were in love. How can you and I repeat yesterday's story today? This old ticket can't board your passenger ship. A pot of turbid wine likes to meet, come and drink, and never return until you are drunk. Love in the past is not sorrow today. Classmates and alumni meet by chance, and the dust settles, like a dream. We are gathered today to leave tomorrow. Never mind how we pursue happiness in the future, on this unforgettable day, let us ring the bell of hope and wish our motherland a better life and a better future. We wish each other well and look forward to meeting again in this beautiful season.
All the parties had to end, and the students with heavy hearts broke up. I was so drunk that I was miserable. With the help of my friends and brothers, I left KTV full of goodwill.
Going downstairs and leaving KTV, my classmates and friends said they would drive me home, but I refused. I'm too drunk to stand. I staggered and barely walked a short distance, and I couldn't get up on the flower bed by the roadside. If no one sees it, I may have to spend the night in the street garden again. Finally, my friend called the police for help and asked my family to pick it up. My wife and children came to see me drunk and embarrassed. They said angrily that the whole family had been looking for you for hours, but they never answered your cell phone. They are worried that you will get drunk and cause trouble, and they are afraid that you will fall down somewhere and have an accident. In short, they are thinking the worst, ready to call the police for help. After the wife took the motorcycle home, she lay heavily on the sofa. The wife said with a smile: After dinner at a friend's house, you can talk about what to write when you come back from a walk, drink Danquan by the way, and get drunk in Dancheng. How did you go to the KTV box and get drunk with others? This time you really drank Danquan and got drunk in Dancheng. If no one saw you, you didn't get drunk and sleep in the flower bed on the side of the road and died ... lying on the sofa, listening to my wife's nagging in a daze, I don't know when I fell into a state of being drunk and dreaming, and my soul drifted in my dreams, and I went back to being drunk and dreaming.
When I was young, I used to fight with my brothers and sisters because of hunger. Several little sisters were directly drunk at the edge of the wine-making altar, and the foolish behavior of being drunk for a long time made their mother laugh.
When I was a child, I went to a neighboring village and got drunk on the way home. I was so drunk that I slept in the wild, listening to the grasshopper neighing in the grass and sleeping alone on the stars and the moon. Once I got drunk when I came back from other places, I got drunk at home, vomited wine and pilaf, and the dog came to lick them quiet. Finally, the dog got drunk and slept at home with others. When I woke up in the morning, I found my crotch was broken, my clothes and shoes fell off, and I slept next to the kennel, covered in dust and dirty, laughing off my neighbor's in-laws' old teeth.
Once, I dreamed of climbing to the top of the tiger, watching the sunset with photographers and enjoying the drunken scenery of the county town under the sunset. Especially when the lights are turned on, the train whistle sounds, evoking the lights from south to north. Combined with bright street lamps, it evokes the brilliance of the city, transcends the stars and galaxies in the sky, and evokes the feelings of the seven fairies in the sky, especially the laser lights that go straight into the sky. Wan Li shook the sky and the road shook the world, which shocked the Jade Emperor. The stone monkey is reborn, gathering the immortals in the sky, sending the celestial generals to see and hear, and dispelling the clouds and fog. Clairvoyance and Clairvoyance readily reported the situation to the Jade Emperor. It turns out that the market is brightly lit and connected with the stars in the sky.
In the dreamy and ethereal spiritual realm, I dreamed that my soul floated on the park hill and boarded the exquisite moon pavilion. Dream in the moon pavilion, pick the stars in the morning, get together with all the drinkers, hold the danquan wine of nectar and jade, constantly raise a glass and push it, invite them to drink the bright moon and stars in the sky, and think about the sky leisurely. Under the moon palace and the moon tree, Chang 'e Jade Rabbit silently thought about her hometown, regretted stealing the elixir, and was banned by Guanghan Palace, complaining about the blue sea and clear sky. On his way home drunk, Tian Pengyuan Shuai was demoted to become the second disciple of Tang Priest and Pig Bajie because he played the role of the Jade Emperor Xiao San Chang 'e in the forbidden area. Pig Bajie faced eight regulations, but she couldn't get rid of her infatuation with Chang 'e. The twinkling stars were their lonely talk. The Cowherd and the Weaver Maid, who are separated from the Milky Way by the Queen Mother, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Maid on the other side of the Milky Way all deeply hope to reunite with the Weaver Maid on the other side as soon as possible. The vast galaxy is their endless yearning for love.
On the Moon Pavilion, I looked down at the street lamps in Shu Tian, thinking of the Jade Emperor and Jade Mother gathered in the fairy paradise, drinking nectar and enjoying the night view of the world better than the paradise market. Facing the vast Milky Way and the cold palace, I hope that the Jade Emperor and the Empress Dowager will have pity on the Cowherd, the Weaver Girl and the Jade Rabbit, lift the imprisonment of the Seven Fairies, and let them freely descend to the earth and enjoy the beauty of heaven and earth in harmony.
In the dreamland, I can't tell whether I am dreaming or waking up. In my dream, I tripped lightly and knocked over the hip flask on my seat. The broken chin of the kettle awakened my dream. After waking up, I stretched out my arms and knocked over the water cup that my wife helped put on the sofa table. At this time, it was almost dawn, and my son, awakened by the sound of broken glass, ran out of the room and asked sadly, "Dad? Where did you get drunk last night? I cried when I couldn't find you. I'm afraid you'll die. I have no father. No one will take me to school anymore. I cried loudly, and my crying spread to Nanning ... ". Then my son helped me get some water to drink. Seeing my son's pathetic appearance and recalling his drunken appearance last night, my family searched everywhere for hours. I'm really sorry for my family and my four-year-old son.
Woke up on the sofa at dawn, still drunk and hazy, feeling heavy and powerless, unable to stand up. Last night, my foot fell because of drunkenness, and the swelling and pain were more serious. The biting pain makes people moan. Lying on the sofa, I lamented bitterly that I shouldn't have drunk so much wine last night.
Every time I get drunk, I am telling myself to drink less and not to drink any more in the future, but the warnings again and again are empty talk after getting drunk. Every time I wake up from drunkenness, I forget the pain of falling down because of drunkenness As long as there is an invitation from a drinking buddy, I should be here by appointment. I often go out and get drunk in the morning, and then come back to the wrong building and knock on others' doors every night!
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