A joke about children lying down with a smile.

A joke about children lying down with a smile.

1. A man sells popsicles in the market for the first time. He was embarrassed to sell, and a man was shouting: selling popsicles? He had to shout:? Me too. ?

Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the zoo to play. When they came in, Xiao Ming pointed to Xiaohua and said to the doorman. Look carefully! Come out later, don't say I stole your monkey! ?

The father said sternly to his daughter's boyfriend. You only take my daughter to the movies every day, can't you do something else? The young man was surprised and happy: You mean what else can you do?

4. Foreigners who have learned some Mandarin. Say hello to the female secretary in the morning? What about you? All right. The young lady stared at him. He paused and immediately said to her. Hello, mom! ?

Two birds saw a hunter aiming at them. One said, you protect the scene and I'll call the police!

6. Two drunks were driving wildly. A:? Be careful! There is a sharp turn ahead. ? b:？ What? Don't you drive?

7. A customer angrily ran into the tailor's shop and pointed to the fashion designed by the shopkeeper for him. I stood on the street corner yawning, and two people stuffed the letter into my mouth! ?

8. A farmer's daughter was so ugly that he had to let her be a scarecrow in the corn field to scare crows. As a result, not only did she scare away the crows, but even three crows were scared to send some corn back.

9. China, Americans and Jews were drinking together, and three flies flew into their drinks. Americans drank an important drink, but China ignored it and drank it. The Jews grabbed the fly and shouted, spit it out! Spit out your drink!

10, there is an orangutan in the zoo who is extremely ugly. One day I went to see it and I threw up. You went to see it, and the gorilla threw up? I'm just bored. Why is the difference between people so big?

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