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What were your parents' opening remarks when you were a child?

Do parents need any opening remarks when they hit you? Won't it give you a good time to come up? In fact, I seldom get beaten by my parents. The only painful experience was that I secretly bought cookies with the money I had for lunch at noon. As a result, my good neighbor complained to my mother, which made me particularly sour.

After listening to my neighbor, my mother didn't say anything to me at all. She just picked up a bamboo whip and began to destroy me. She scolded me while hitting me, threatening and intimidating, which made me still dislike that neighbor. For the first time in my life, I was black and blue because I bought cookies with money. It was really timid to say.

When I compare with other friends who were beaten badly when I was a child, I am despised. I used my lunch money to buy cookies because people didn't do well in the exam or were caught playing games secretly in the Internet cafe.

Speaking it out made them feel despised and embarrassed about my childhood. Where do you think this will put my face?