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Girls' drunken jokes

There is an old saying called? Alcohol scares people? The moral is that before drinking, you will keep everything in your heart, and even if you hold it for a long time, you will not let outsiders know. However, after drinking wine, people can return to their original heart and completely release their inner thoughts through that feeling of drunkenness. Especially with the rapid development of the Internet, we can see some drunken human beings more or less. It is common for men to say nothing about how they look when they are drunk. So what does it look like for a woman to drink too much? Look down if you want to know.

Drink fragments after drinking.

A lot of people are interested? Drink chips? Cognitive, it is also limited to TV dramas or movies. What is it called? Fragments? ? Generally speaking, it is to drink to a certain extent, and then before waking up, what happened in the middle, I don't remember or even remember at all.

Such a thing happened to a female classmate at a class reunion. After graduating from college, they all went their separate ways and were busy with their careers, love and so on, so nearly five or six years passed quickly. The passage of time has not diluted the feelings between classmates, but has become more mellow like old wine. Old classmates I haven't seen for years get together and everyone is very happy. Inevitably, they will drink more wine. One of the female students didn't know whether she was too excited or what had happened to her over the years. Anyway, she drank a lot.

As expected, I drank too much myself, and later called several girls who were good with her to take her back by taxi. Later, everyone was also worried about her. Don't let anything happen. Drinking too much, after all. Then several girls who sent her back said that this person was honest except for what everyone didn't understand. There was nothing to say that night. As a result, the daughters were directly awakened by the high decibel sound the next morning. The reason is that the memory of the drunken girl is still on the wine table. She can't remember how she got home, how these people came from home and who changed her clothes.

Tip: So girls can drink, but don't drink too much. Alcohol can paralyze people's nerves. If the membrane is broken on some occasions, it will cause unnecessary trouble afterwards, but it will be regretted.

After drinking, it exudes true temperament.

Another friend, too, shouted a few good words because she was in a bad mood with her boyfriend. Dude, sister? Hold a grand banquet at her house. If you are in a bad mood, you will inevitably drink more, so you will get drunk after drinking. I told you my inner unhappiness first, and then I said, I envy the freedom of birds in the sky, the carefree fish in the water, the fact that bugs don't have so many troubles and so on. In short, everyone can only persuade her to enlighten her.

As a result, it's much better to say it if you're not happy to say it, but why did the girls return it when they finished talking? Imitation? Especially when talking about bugs, I lie prone on the ground and arch forward, which makes everyone laugh and makes me feel uncomfortable. Fortunately, they all get along well. Are they? Brother Iron Blood? No one will laugh at her. But if there are outsiders present, it will be quite embarrassing.

Tips: It's okay to drink and throw up after drinking, but it's indecent to drink too much and get out of control, especially for girls. Set a standard for yourself when drinking, and then drink when it meets the standard. After all, girls are different from gentlemen, and the image of a lady is still very important.