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What are the funny words in the bridal chamber?

The four words and eight sentences in the bridal chamber are funny as follows:

1, bride and groom, long-lasting relationship. Flirting, there is a trick. The bridal chamber is full of articles tonight. Yuanyang playing in water, Zhuang case.

2. Both husband and wife seem to be talented women, and the bridal chamber is beaming. Good relatives and lovers love each other for a long time.

3, the dragon and phoenix are auspicious, the husband and wife love each other, and the days are booming. Rich and magnificent, with abundant financial resources, rice and Man Cang. Cheerful, happy, happy and auspicious. Together for a hundred years, men, early birth.

The groom and the new girl, let's have sex tonight. There are many guests and there is a lot of noise. The bride and groom should not be angry. Light a cigarette, have a sip of tea, take a breath and play slowly. Play the groom's new love and the bride's face.

Get a new bed, invite the groom, pick up the bride and sit on the bed. Tonight, there is a big drama in bed, and husband and wife love each other for a thousand years.

6, spend a full moon on the wedding night, He Xinlang in four words and eight sentences. The bride and groom will grow old together forever.

7, make the bed, make the bed, children and grandchildren. Sir, your son, your daughter.

8. As soon as you enter the bridal chamber and enter the door, listen to me. The relatives of both sides grow old together, and their children and grandchildren are full.