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Urgent! Write funny moments! There must be character expressions and movements!

Her face was like a blooming white orchid, with a smile written on her face, overflowing with contented joy.

I saw a daughter-in-law standing there with a box. A maid came up and took off the lid of the box. There were two bowls of vegetables in it. Li Wan took a bowl and put it on Jia Mu's table. Sister Feng chose it. A bowl of pigeon eggs was placed on Grandma Liu's table. When Jia Mu said "please", Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly: "Old Liu, Old Liu, he eats as much as a cow. He can't eat an old sow." He raised his head." But he puffed up his cheeks and remained silent. Everyone was stunned at first, and then everyone burst out laughing. Shi Xiangyun couldn't hold it in anymore, and a mouthful of rice spurted out. Lin Daiyu stopped laughing and leaned on the table. Hey, Baoyu rolled into Jia Mu's arms early. Jia Mu hugged Baoyu with a smile and called her "heart". Mrs. Wang pointed at Sister Feng with a smile and was speechless. Aunt Xue couldn't hold it in either. Tea squirted all over Tanchun's skirt, and the rice bowl in Tanchun's hand was placed on Yingchun. Xichun left his seat and asked his wet nurse to rub his intestines. Everyone on the ground was bending over, and some were hiding and squatting. Some of them were laughing, but some were holding back their laughter and came up to change their sisters' clothes. Only Sister Feng and the two men were holding on, and they just let Grandma Liu. Grandma Liu picked up the chopsticks, but felt disobedient, and said: "Here's the one here." The chickens are also handsome, and the eggs they lay are also small and very handsome. Let me lay one." Everyone stopped laughing and started laughing again when they heard this. Mother Jia burst into tears with laughter, and Amber was beating behind her.

Grandma’s actions amused the whole family. I danced with laughter, leaned forward and backward, and almost threw the bowl on the ground. Dad raised his head and laughed "haha". Mom couldn't close her mouth, and then turned her face away. Where is grandma? I couldn't help but laugh along with "ho ho", and the chrysanthemum lines on my face spread.

She smiled, with a bright smile on her handsome cheeks. Although everyone laughed with her, they felt more pity for her. After all, it is not easy for a blind girl to smile. Behind the laughter, everyone sighed deeply. But she didn't notice it at all.

Qin Tian, ??the funny king, made a face and told a joke, making everyone laugh. Ma Qiuyue couldn't hold it anymore and laughed so hard that she couldn't open her eyes; Wang Yingjia lay on the table, covering her stomach, laughing non-stop; Wang Huan couldn't close her mouth, and still let out crisp laughter from time to time; Li Ming was a little bit There was no sound, just a bright smile; Ma Ge covered his mouth, his eyes had already narrowed into a thin line, and he kept saying: "It's so funny!" Xu Jingbo laughed so hard that he covered his stomach and couldn't even speak. , just as he was about to speak, he burst into laughter again; Lu Yuyang laughed so hard that he fell on Huang Xiaoying's body; some classmates started laughing, and I laughed so hard that my intestines were sore, I had no strength, and tears came out. Now...

When the teacher was away, Wang Jiawei and I played with Hu Jiayi. Hu Jiayi leaned against Wang Jiawei and deliberately let out a hideous laugh. Looking at his appearance, I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that Hu Jiayi also laughed. Then he and Wang Jiawei locked arms. Wang Jiawei looked at Hu Jiayi holding his breath and said, "Hu Jiayi, you don't want to You worked too hard, you may have a snot bubble!" Hu Jiayi was stunned at first, and then when she wanted to laugh, she actually blew out a huge snot bubble from her nose. We all burst into laughter, and no one could hold it back...

The get out of class was over, the teacher left the classroom, and the students suddenly became active. At this time, Mag picked up the broom, started dancing, and sang songs, making everyone laugh. stand up.

Wu Xueyu was right next to him. After watching it, he sat on the table and laughed; Wang Yihuan watched it and didn’t even do his homework, just laughing; Huang Mengyi covered her mouth while laughing; Chen He laughed so hard that he could no longer stand still and walked crookedly, as if he was drunk; after Zhou Xiaowei saw it, he immediately laughed up to the sky and laughed so loudly that it was deafening; Chen Xudong almost sprayed Jin Chunxiao's face with the biscuits he had just eaten. Jin Chunxiao laughed so much that she hit the table. Looking back, Pan Zhifan was laughing secretly...

Her face was like a blooming white orchid, with a smile written on her face, overflowing with satisfaction. of pleasure. People in the sun are warm. Carbonan smiles so brightly. Aihua smiled so happily. This warm feeling is so reassuring. She has a pair of childish and beautiful eyes decorated with long eyelashes, like two crystal grapes.

This child's black tiger-head-like face has a pair of big copper bell-like eyes, and he is very energetic.

His eyebrows sometimes frowned tightly, forming a question mark between them; sometimes they relaxed happily, like an exclamation mark.

His red face shone like a ripe apple in September.

His ears are white and rosy, with distinct helixes. The outer and inner rings are well-proportioned, like a carved work of art.

Her small mouth contains rich expressions: when she is happy, she curls her lips and makes a grimace; when she is angry, her pouted mouth can hang a small oil pot. The words that come out of this mouth can sometimes make people furious and sobbing, but sometimes they can make people laugh and laugh endlessly.

Teacher Li has beautiful hair, black and shiny, thick and dense. When she stands in the sun and shakes her head gently, the hair will shine with a colorful halo.