English humorous jokes are very short

English humorous jokes are as follows:

1. Before the final exam, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam." "Don't believe in dreams, dear. It is said that what you experience in your dreams is usually the opposite. " Mom replied. "Then I really hope that I will fail all other subjects in my dream tonight," said Tom.

Before the final exam, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I passed today's exam." "Don't believe in dreams, dear. It is said that the experience in dreams is usually the opposite of reality. " Mom replied. "Well, I really hope that in my dream tonight, I will fail all my other courses." Tom said.

2. Big hands

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Student: Big hand.

Big hand

Teacher: If I have seven oranges in my left hand and eight oranges in my right hand. Then what do I have?

Student: Big hand.

3. Teacher: If I cut a steak in half and then cut the other half in half, what will I get? Tommy: 25 cents. Teacher: What if I cut it twice? Tommy: Hamburgers.

Teacher: If I cut a steak in half, how many pieces can I get? Tommy: Four dollars. Teacher: What can I get if I cut it twice? Tommy: Hamburgers.

4.

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would be taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all the time.

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked the students what they thought. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would grow taller, so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all day.

5. correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three most commonly used words for students at school?

Jimmy: I don't know. ...

Teacher: Correct.

correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words that students often use at school?

Jimmy: I don't know …

Teacher: That's right.