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What is your most desperate experience in the workplace?
At the company anniversary event, I drank with the general manager until he went to the hospital. After he was discharged, I was transferred to the marketing department as the head. 2. In the company's long-distance running competition, everyone was behind the chairman, but I surpassed and beat the chairman. 3. While on a business trip abroad, I gave a bottle of top-quality perfume to the financial director, only to find out in the end that she was the general manager’s wife. I am still in the company now, thank you to the leaders for their generosity. If you want to go skydiving: 1. Tell your boss that you won’t be paid and go home to study design. 2. I had fights with my boss’s sister countless times, but I’ve always been fine. On the contrary, some people who were close to her were fired. 3. One time the boss said she didn’t want to eat celery, so she brought celery with her lunch. . . . Haojie: I had just started working for less than two months. One day my boss asked: There is an opportunity to be transferred to another department. Who wants to go? I raised my hand decisively, and then I looked back and saw that I was the only one raising my hand. Then everyone knew that I was I don’t want to mess around anymore. Then he didn't transfer the department, and he was criticized by name every day in the morning meeting. Then a year later, the first one was kicked out. Fortunately, the new leader took him seriously in the new department. I was promoted continuously and had good assessments, hehehe, and then he changed leaders. I started talking back to the leader the next day, and I still work under this leader now, and he also values ????it very much... Li Yunfei: My immediate boss has a "confidante", too. Our colleague from other departments said that one day four years ago, I knocked on his office door to sign as usual. After knocking, I opened the door and went straight in. . . The gap between them made the two of them hurriedly arrange their clothes. . . This can be regarded as the biggest suicide attempt. I went back to the office very calmly and wrote the handover materials. All the business was sorted out. I was ready to pack up and get out: (The next day I took the child back to my parents' home, and no one called to urge me during this period. When I went back, my salary was paid on time every month, and my performance was not missing at all. I persisted like this for three months, and then the HR director called me and pretended to be chatting and asked me when I planned to return to the company. The next day I reported back to the company and four years later, I still remain anonymous: I work in a school. There are two deputy principals and one principal in the administrative position of my poor school. The vice principal called me to her. The office said to me: Please help me with the work. Me: Can you finish this work in 10 minutes? I will go talk to the principal later. I have something to do with him. Vice-principal: Then you go to him now. No, I don’t want to go now. I want to go in ten minutes. The vice-principal and several people under her were immediately confused, especially an elderly teacher who looked at me with wide eyes and a big mouth. Tell me: You are really a peeper. I had an argument with the mistress of my second job. I banged the table and smashed the glass. I scolded her until she cried. I also beat up a flatterer who wanted to take action. After I left, the boss called me personally the next day to invite me back and sent me a cigarette to apologize.
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