Sexy things men say to women

1. One day, I read an erotic joke on the Internet and told it to my husband: The female secretary saw the general manager’s trousers unzipped during a meeting, and it was hard for her to say it in front of everyone. Please remind her. He said: "Manager, your garage door seems to be unlocked." The manager understood and found an unattended place to lock it. The next day, the manager smiled and asked the female secretary: "Yesterday you saw that my garage door was unlocked, so did you see my car?" The secretary smiled and said: "I didn't see the car, but I saw a pair of old tires." The next morning , I was wearing jeans, but before I could put them on, my husband remembered the joke from last night and said mischievously: "Hey, don't forget to lock the garage." I laughed and said, "It doesn't matter, I don't have a car in the garage." My husband raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm afraid someone will drive their car in!" 2. I have big breasts, but after giving birth, I basically have no milk. My husband has two breasts. A flat-chested female colleague laughed and said that I had a big family and it was difficult to manage. I complained to my husband. My husband comforted me and said, "When it doesn't work for you, it can last for a year at most. You can still use milk powder to replace it. It works fine for you at other times. They have to use it for one year. It doesn't work for other times. There is no substitute!" 3. One day, I spent the entire afternoon negotiating with people from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau over some trivial matters, and angrily told my husband that the vicious man in the lead was named Ma Liang. The husband exclaimed: Ah, I’ve heard of his wife! I was surprised and asked: Who is it? My husband said seriously: It must be "God than"