Laugh at the funny jokes about Daya in one minute.

1. A friend and his wife quarreled in the street because they bought clothes. His wife: "I'm not afraid of being beaten. Would you like to argue with me again?" A friend looked at his wife's Gherardini face, suddenly understood, and then fell silent. After a while, my friend was tired and wanted to leave. His wife: "Go away and try!" " The friend paused, and sure enough, he followed. The friends were puzzled. His wife said, "If he wants to quarrel with me, I will call him a hooligan. If he wants to leave, I will shout to catch the thief! "

2. I remember when I resigned from the company last year. At that time, my salary had not been paid for three months. When I went to the finance department to settle my salary, my salary was 996 yuan. The finance department said that there was no change. Can I be short of six yuan? I quickly said, I'll give you four dollars, and you give me ten thousand dollars, just right! Up to now, I still remember the frightened expression of finance.

3. I signed up for a weight-loss exercise class when I had nothing to do. I was really tired yesterday. When the teacher went to the bathroom, I hid behind the enrollment billboard to rest, accidentally fell asleep, and then I slept until 5 am the next day. Fortunately, I was called by the coach to let me out. Then I didn't think there was enough time to go home, so I went to work directly.

4. A sister in the company quarreled with her husband on the phone. It was heard that there was someone outside her husband. The sister shouted into the phone, "She is so ugly that you chose her to abandon me. Remember that you will regret it, and I will find an ugly one to disgust you." After hanging up the phone, my sister cried out of breath. I silently handed over a pack of paper towels. My sister looked at me sobbing and said, "Shall we go to the movies tonight?" Me?

5. I am a kindergarten teacher. Today, a kid in the class refused to sleep at noon and tumbled on the bed. As a result, I dropped my hair into the spittoon for peeing under the bed, where I secretly watched him do it. I saw that he fished up the apple and ran to me. He said innocently, "Teacher, chew the skin for me."

6. I went to the lab tonight. As soon as I entered the door, I saw a buddy holding an electric stove with both hands, while putting his face together deeply. I was frightened and shouted, "What do you want?" I saw him turn around with a blank face, with a cigarette that had just popped out of Mars in his mouth, and mumbled vaguely: "Light up!"