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In college, I talked about a girlfriend. Go to an Internet cafe I often go to one day, because I have been playing in that Internet cafe for 1 years. The sofa area is a small partition. You can see through the glass, but you can't see from the outside. After sitting down, she wants to see Huang's movie. When she was aroused, she put it on the sofa. On the way, many people passing by will look inside. I thought I couldn't see it anyway ~ so I continued. I didn't find out until I finished ~ I don't know who broke the glass that day ~ no! Crazy Khan, I haven't been to any Internet bar since then.

I used to play CS in an internet cafe, and my girlfriend came to me to go shopping with her, which delayed again and again. Because there happened to be a master there that day, almost everyone was half playing and half watching. About 1 hour, suddenly another one jumped out. Jump resistance, blind resistance, that's called a cool. After the master was exploded several times, everyone was looking for who it was. This is a commotion. Suddenly found out it was my girlfriend. Ca, since then, I have never mentioned CS to her, so I have the dignity of a man. .....

I remember that outside the wall on one side of our high school classroom is the residential area. I remember a self-study in senior three. In summer, the windows are wide open. A dog in the community was stimulated and kept barking. A classmate in the back row couldn't help roaring: "XXX(xxx is the name of another classmate in our class), stop screaming!" Suddenly, it was quiet outside, and the whole class held their breath and listened. Then, a classmate in the back row added "XXX, call me one", and the dog outside began to bark again. Then the whole class laughed. ....

I'm 23 years old, and it's finally time to lose my virginity. After taking a shower with my girlfriend that day, I started to have sex with my girlfriend ML on impulse, which made people feel chilling, because my penis is not big, and it is still foreskin, plus I have the habit of having one hand Y (hand y9 years). Although JJ will be hard, she will feel (bigger) when she stimulates me. But I don't feel any tightness or sexual pleasure in my girlfriend's body. ML almost 2 hours, backache. I just don't shoot J. It's really depressing. Is it my foreskin and hands? Oh, it's strange that when I was a child, I was not sensible and always put my hand in my crotch. Now I regret it. I still clearly remember that night, whether my girlfriend cooperated or not, I didn't shoot J, and then I took medicine. JJ was swollen like a radish, but I still didn't shoot. I was angry at that time. In a rage, I grabbed a paper towel and angrily kicked the door into the toilet. My girlfriend is anxious to ask me what's wrong. I said loudly, "masturbate." (hand y), and the result of shooting ... made me very depressed that day. ....

Once I took a bus and gave my seat to an old woman. She didn't take it. I said, it's okay. I'll be there at the next stop. In fact, there are still five or six stops to go. After giving way, I want to wait in the back corner. As a result, my grandmother kept staring at me, so I had to get off the bus and walk for more than forty minutes before I got to my destination.

One day when I was learning to drive with Master, he took me to Dalian and asked a soldier for directions when I was about to enter the city. As a result, Ya's answer was vague and her attitude was extremely bad! After the senior high school entrance examination, I lived in a relative's military and civilian building and met several soldiers, so I didn't have a particularly good impression on this profession. ) so I broke my mouth and said, no one is a good soldier! Master's embarrassment: ahem, your master and I are both from the army ... I'm sweating like a pig. Explanation: No, I mean the soldiers I met are all of low quality ... Master-||||||

This article is taken from The Wanderer.