Homophonic joke, with topic, 30 words.

Shen, a scholar in Ming Dynasty, once received a box of gifts from a friend, which contained a letter.

The letter said, "I sincerely hope you can accept the pipa." He opened the box and saw a box of fresh loquat.

Shen couldn't help saying

Write back to

: "Thanks to the pipa, open it (lián) and have a look: it is delicious to listen to it silently."

When my friend saw this letter, he was very ashamed and wrote a song.

Self-mockery: "loquat is not this pipa, only complaining about poor literacy in that year." If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the pipes in the city will be open. "

If the pipa can blossom and bear fruit, all the flutes in the city will blossom.

Loquat and pipa have different meanings. They are Shen's friends.

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