"Asako said, for my sake, forget it." What is the full text of the joke?

I fell in love in the first grade, and the class teacher called me into the office. "You are still young, have a plenty of opportunities. What are you afraid of? There are many good girls outside. " I patted the teacher on the shoulder to comfort and said

The taxi driver gave me 50 dollars and 20 dollars yesterday. When I was looking for money, the driver reminded me that many fake money must be carefully checked at present. I think the driver is very enthusiastic. After repeated inspections, I found that there was no problem and got off. When I got home, I found that 20 was fake! Lie in the trough!

Anyone who has forgotten the password once had the pride of "I will remember this simple number" when changing the password ~

On the weekend, my father watched Xiaoming play games for another day. He said earnestly, "Son, what do you do for a living if you keep doing nothing like this?" Xiao Ming bowed his head and pondered for a while after being said, and suddenly his eyes lit up.

Before going out, Wang Xingren gave it an apple to look after the house. It bit the apple into the house. As soon as he came back, he took out the leftover half an apple and ate it. This is quite unsafe. It never eats all the food and drinks all the water in the house alone. Its little walnut kernel thinks that if I don't go home on time, it will point to this half apple for the winter.

Men are handsome and have stronger immunity. According to Life Times, Marcus, a scientist at Turku University in Finland? Rantala research found that handsome men have stronger immunity and are less likely to catch a cold. Handsome appearance and perfect figure are signs that men have more antibodies, which also shows that their testosterone level is higher, which helps to enhance immunity.

Don't go to that terrible restaurant again, just because it's near; Don't go to the barber shop where your hair is cut, just because the price is low; Don't promise the guy who hurts you again and again, even if it's too lonely.

When I got home, I saw my daughter-in-law sitting on the treadmill watching TV. I asked her what you were doing there. She gave a mysterious hiss and said, keep your voice down. I am cheating on my fat.

Scum doesn't understand the love of Xueba. Yesterday, I saw a couple in the dark corner of the school. The man holds the woman against the wall, and then ... now! Talk to me! Count! Study! Question! ! ! A man kissed a woman for a few words. After a few words, he asked, "Do you understand?" Then kiss again! ! !

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.