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Short text accompanying Douyin video of official announcement of love. Collection

A short caption for the official TikTok video announcing love (Part 1)

1. The fact that I like you is so direct that there is no way to beat around the bush.

2. With you, there is meaning in life.

3. "I have a dog" "I have been adopted"

4. Let us be companions in the world of mortals and eat in vain

5. Ever since I met you, life has been short and sweet.

6. A careful decision by two adults.

7. Just laugh like this for the rest of your life.

8. I will accompany you exclusively throughout your life.

9. I heard that you were coming at four o'clock. I felt happy at three o'clock.

10. Share my treasure boy.

11. The world is sinking and we are in love.

12. When you are born, you should return, and when you die, you should long for love.

13. Appreciate each other and meet after dusk.

14. Hold your hand and walk all the way.

15. This summer, the rain girl has melons.

16. From now on, I will be the one to twist your bottle caps.

17. Compare each other often and make vows

18. Be kind to yourself. If you can blame this guy, don’t blame yourself.

19. Sweet and sour pork ribs are delicious, but my favorite is the big pig trotters.

20. Congratulations to me, I am the second fool. Short caption for the official TikTok video announcing love (Part 2)

21. I don’t regret at all that I didn’t fall in love with you earlier, we are just right now.

22. This person is like a rainbow, and you will know it only when you touch it.

23. I am a very difficult person to deal with. When I meet someone I like, I want to take advantage of it.

24. A sudden encounter, an unexpected joy.

26. The rolling stars, you are the ideal in the world.

27. Treat me well!

28. Although I have procrastination, I open the package as soon as it arrives, eat the snacks as soon as they are opened, and laugh as soon as you appear.

29. You can continue to answer the questions. I have handed in the paper.

30. No matter how noisy a city is, without you, it is an empty city; no matter how strange a corner is, without you, it is a home.

31. The day I saw you, the mountains and rivers were all in sight!

32. Without you, let alone my whole life, I would not be able to live a single minute.

33. I like your little willfulness, your little temper, and I also like you. His little kindness is so beautiful no matter how you look at it.

34. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time; true fate is not God’s arrangement, but your initiative.

35. The only way to relieve worries is to get rich suddenly. The only way to get rich suddenly is to love me!

36. From now on, there will be only one fish in my fish pond.

37. It’s you in the dream, and I’m still awake.

38. Since you appeared, I realized that it is so beautiful to be loved by someone.

39. The circle of friends you have liked is called donuts.

40. I believe that I will meet you who will be alluring, just like the rain that will eventually come. Short accompanying text for the official TikTok video announcing love (Part 3)

41. Fortunately, I have you, and fortunately you have me.

42. I am lucky enough to meet you in my lifetime.

43. Goodbye big forest, I was hung up by the crooked neck tree.

44. You are thousands of miles away from the stars, but billions of stars are inferior to you. Regardless of the changes in the world, even if the sun and the moon change, I will still like you very much.

45. For the rest of my life, I will have to wash clothes for one more person, and cook for one more person...

46. I want to be with you till I grow old by accident

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47. When I look at you, I can see the mountains and rivers.

48. You came at the winter solstice, but the wind stopped on your eyebrows, and you opened your mouth because I came a little late.

49. In the future, my name will also be one of the reasons he uses to reject others.

50. Thank you for making my boring life interesting.

51. Lemons become sweeter from now on!

52. May there be street lights in the thick fog in the mountains and fields, and may people return to their boats despite the wind and rain. May love rise slowly without knowing why.

53. We are happy to meet each other in our lifetime

54. The moon was chewed up and turned into stars, and you are hidden in the starry sky.

55. From now on there will be no more socialist brotherhood

56. I will always be loyal to myself and run towards my ideals and you under the stars.

57. You are the person whom it is never too late to meet.

58. Be kind to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don’t blame yourself.

59. I see that all living things are grass and trees, but you are the green mountain

60. I love you forever, and death is the boundary. I have never thought of giving up on you in this life. Collection of Tik Tok video captions for couples waiting for each other after breaking up

Tik Tok video captions for couples waiting for each other after break up (Part 1)

1. Watch it together in your lifetime Look at this beautiful and fragile world, where there is waiting, there is departure. (Author: Annie Baby)

2. I want to say that after people’s hearts have become cold, leave a quiet place and wait for someone to come and stay. Presumably, that person must be shallow and deeply loved, so attached to a relationship, in the cold In the winter, I really want to hold those warm hands and walk forward until my head is full of white hair. Looking back many years later, when the crow's feet at the corners of my eyes bear witness to the traces of wind and frost, will it be clear at that time whether my appearance is aging? I understand that in fact, every interpretation of life is the appearance of the protagonist. The protagonist is you, me and those people.

3. Your eyes are stars, always hanging in my night sky, flickering, like ethereal singing and the faint fragrance of flowers.

4. Waiting for a person to turn around, because what he brings to me is the whole sky.

5. There are times when we get together and when we leave, nothing lasts forever.

6. Waiting for a person to grow up is very sad. You have to shoulder everything yourself, and you may have to bear the risk of failure. Where to go!

7. Waiting for someone who doesn’t love you is like waiting for snow in summer or waiting for flowers to bloom in winter. I won't wait for you, I won't wait for myself to give up.

8. There is no reason to love. When you love, you love. Even if you hit the wall, you still love. It is just the humbleness of love and the pride of love. Only you know the taste of it. Waiting is not bitter, but what is bitter is the hopeless waiting...

9. The acacia tree talks about lovesickness, and Silang hates it and Langlang doesn’t know it.

10. When I cry, you cry too. I think you're not as lonely as I am. When you smile, you are still crying.

11. What I hate is not love, but the waiting, guessing, apologies and hurt, as well as the promises that cannot be fulfilled.

12. It’s nothing, life is like this. You are waiting for someone, and then that person pretends not to see your existence. Even if it breaks your heart, he or she will still not show mercy. you.

13. The distance between you and me is only 16 hours and 58 minutes, but you are not willing to wait.

14. I am waiting here quietly, fate is far away from me!

15. It is not too late for us to meet, because the time we spend together will be longer than the time we wait for each other to appear.

16. I spent all my youth in love with you, and then spent the rest of my life forgetting you.

17. Time is like a string. If you wait, it is a Zen practice. I would like to pick up together, collect together, and wait together in the trivial time. Let the waiting for love go through the wind and rain; let the deep longing be with you in the warmth and cold. Be quiet, keep your own warmth, follow your heart, your nature, whatever happens to you! Just like this, staring at each other, meeting each other, and being beautiful...

18. I want to protect you from the wind, I want to protect you from the rain, but forgive me, I haven’t built a strong wall yet. Wall, I haven't built a strong umbrella yet, will you wait?

19. Just looking back at you makes me miss you.

20. Waiting alone is a kind of watching, a kind of waiting. Waiting alone is a state and another kind of elegance. Tiktok video caption of a couple waiting for each other after breaking up (Part 2)

21. At least once in life, you should forget yourself for someone, without asking for results, without asking for companionship, without asking for I once had it, and I didn’t even ask you to love me. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

22. When you are on a business trip, the food is tasteless, and you are busy running around. Remember to pay attention to your health. I am the one who cares about you.

23. All I can think about after farewell is the bright moon at the end of the world.

24. I walk in a hurry because there is nothing to miss. After all, it has spanned nearly half a century, and I understand a little bit about the vicissitudes of the world, what is light, what is heavy, what is willing, and what is calm. . Let go of what should be let go, and hold tightly in your hands what should not be let go, waiting for time to pass by, the years to change, and watch the warm sun turn red and white, white and red again.

25. My concern is nothing more than a humble attempt to please you, so why should I pawn my youth for you without any regrets?

26. In order to wait for you, I missed the person waiting for me.

27. If forgetting is happiness, then I would rather stay in pain like this for the rest of my life.

28. In my dream, you are my life, and in my life, you are just a dream.

29. When we are in love with each other, everyone will see it - I love you.

30. There are many things in life that are worth waiting for. Sometimes it's a song, sometimes it's a movie. Sometimes it’s a tree of cherry blossoms, sometimes it’s a journey. Sometimes it takes a lifetime to wait for someone. What awaits us is sometimes an unforgettable reunion, and sometimes a heartbreaking parting.

31. The reunion is so short and the pain is so long. How should I resolve this cruel separation?

32. There is no way to eliminate this feeling, so I just frown, but it is in my heart.

33. The years are like a song, melodious, curling up every crevice in the heart. As gentle as water, it becomes even more tranquil and beautiful while waiting. Wait, let some obsessions have no regrets. Even if the blue hair is dyed with frost, it is always at the tip of the pen of reverie.

34. Some people talk about love vigorously. Whether it's a breakup or a sweet continued relationship, after all, the two of them once witnessed the most beautiful and precious time in their youth together. But what some people have and are waiting for is a lonely and miserable love. -- "Encounter Flows Through Existence" Su Xiaolan

35. Some people are thinking of someone, some people are waiting for someone, some people have sensitive hearts that refuse anyone, or in other words, they are used to someone. Man, I can no longer tell whether you are friendship or a missed love.

36. Why do people make the same mistakes? There may be only one reason: the previous time was not painful enough.

37. I want to say something, but I can’t say it. I want to say I love you but it is blown away by the wind. If the sea can bring back the love I once had, I will wait for it all my life.

38. Only now do I realize that what I missed was just a name.

39. Sometimes, waiting for someone is not because that person will come back, but because you still love him.

40. I smiled and passed you by, but who knew that when I turned around, I already had a tear mixed with the rain. Tiktok video caption of couples waiting for each other after breaking up (Part 3)

41. If you always wait, no matter how good the opportunity is, you will miss it.

42. The wrong people come and go, but the right people will eventually stay.

43. The kite has the wind, the dolphin has the sea, and your existence is outside of him. He never thought about a future with you, but you took out your whole heart and let him stick needles in it. You were in pain and wanted to cry. After crying and mourning, you mustered up the courage to wait, but your heart had already given up. Not coming back. There is nothing wrong with loving someone, but the wrong thing is that you love the wrong person.

44. Loneliness is not something you are born with, but starts from the moment you fall in love with someone.

45. Even if the end of the world comes, I will tell you that at least I will be with you.

46. The warmth in everyone’s life is actually very limited. We are all waiting for someone to give all our warmth.

47. I suddenly remembered that two years ago I had said that I had to wait for someone to finally come out. Only when it hurts to the extreme will I let go. God knows that person is not suitable for you and that’s why it hurts you. Now you only want him. A good future will definitely be good.

48. Withered vines, old trees, and the bright moon. Small bridge, flowing water, cool breeze. Acacia is like a skinny horse, walking in the wilderness of time and space, its wildness has faded away, its elegance has faded, and it just wanders around the world in such a lonely way.

49. Because I know you are a child who worries easily, so I put the thread in your hands but I didn’t dare to fly too far. No matter if I fly with the wind to the clouds, I hope you can see me. Even if I occasionally get playful and get lost, I still know that you are waiting for me.

50. The cycle of time is actually waiting for the cycle of four seasons, and the blooming of flower buds, just waiting for the beauty of the flowers. There are many kinds of waiting, big or small, light or heavy. Some people wait just to reach the other side of their dreams, some wait just to avoid a rain, and some even spend their whole lives waiting for one person.

51. It’s not that I don’t want to talk, but there are a lot of things I can’t say, so I feel safer if I keep them in mind.

52. How many more people do I need to meet to dilute your weight in my heart.

53. I know that someone is waiting for me in this world, but I don’t know who I am waiting for. For this, I am very happy every day.

54. Wash your face carefully every day, read more, go to bed on time, and eat small meals frequently. Be gentle, be generous, continue to be kind, remain loving. Don’t be pretentious in front of others and talk around for comfort, but learn to face it quietly alone and figure it out for yourself. This kind of you, even if you are single, if you are so pious to be a better version of yourself, you will definitely meet the best one, and that person will definitely be worth all your waiting.

55. Taking a step back does not mean giving up; letting go does not mean giving up; smiling does not mean I am happy!

56. We get together, but we don’t have time to hold hands; we hold hands, but we don’t have time to fall in love; we fall in love, but we don’t have time to stay together... There is someone deep in everyone’s heart. You don’t know whether the other person’s life is good or bad, but Sometimes, what you miss is just a simple name and a simple encounter. Maybe, love is not forever, and it will never end even if it lasts forever. Standing at the edge of time, those beautiful moments are buried by the four seasons.

57. Fate is a long-term gathering, friends are cares for life and death, people regard truth as beautiful friends and sincerity as precious. No matter where you are, my blessings will always be with you. Remember to take good care of yourself in this cold winter! Happy New Year.

58. If love lasts for a long time, how can it last forever? (Author: Qin Guan)

59. Destiny gathers and disperses like water, carrying the world on its back, just for one sentence, waiting for the next meeting.

(Author: Nancy ◎稨)

60. Do you remember? How many beautiful and charming dusk we spent happily under the watery moonlight! Funny captions for a Douyin video of a college student using a bowl to make rice

1. I don’t have a partner, but I can do it better than others

2. I don’t have a partner, but I can do it better than others Bar.

3. It is useless to be a person without being close to each other, and you will lose your energy if you don’t work for a day.

4. It doesn’t matter if you delay class. If you affect my work, it will be a big problem.

5. You are also a qualified cook today

6. If you are not hardworking enough today, your status will not be stable enough tomorrow.

7. Through the Norwegian forest, let me walk into your dream. The setting sun falls on my armor. The prince may not ride a white horse. Some people call the West Sea home. It is nine o'clock in the evening. I am not Ma Siwei. I have grown fat by working too much.

8. Go to the front when doing food, and run behind when doing work.

9. The rice cook eats more than usual every day. The more he sleeps, the sleepier he becomes. This damn good weather makes him want to go out and play.

10. I am just a rice cook without emotions. I don’t eat well. Be positive and have problems with your thinking!

11. I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will always show my magic skills when I am working!

12. The king of sleepiness in class, the king of busy people in the cafeteria, the king of orphans in school, the king of hams, each section is better than the other, I want to be the happy one in jelly.

13. If you want to have sex, I'm sorry I'm not available, but if you want to have sex, I'll be there right away.

14. Workers are also breadwinners, but only by eating well can we grow up well.

15. The boss of the cafeteria, the lightning wolf after school.

16. I was running for the canteen rice cook title today. I was carrying the manuscript and suddenly forgot my words. After pondering for a while, I said: Don’t forget that when you were young, Ling Yunzhi once promised you the canteen rice cook king.

17. I will make a living in this stinky and rotten day.

18. Don’t use your youth to plant rice seedlings upside down. Love is not as fragrant as dry rice.

19. A must-have TikTok video caption for those who have the energy to work hard and can’t even get in even after eating. Supervise their own self-discipline to overcome procrastination.

A must-have TikTok video to supervise their own self-discipline and overcome procrastination. Audio and video accompanying text (Part 1)

1. My procrastination has become more and more serious. I said I would put you down but I put it off for a long time.

2. What can be expected from this type of soldier, therefore, is slow, drawn-out, and fragile conquests, but defeats are fleeting and losses are shocking.

3. People are prone to procrastination when they are free. They procrastinate and procrastinate. I really want to stay at home, accompany my children, and watch my favorite TV series Mr. Love recently. I like stuff. Brother’s new character, a sweet man with a crush on a big-tailed wolf?

4. The reason why a great man is great is that when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve it. own goals. Action is the cure for fear, while hesitation and procrastination will continue to nourish fear.

5. Too cold?_?Procrastination occurs again. You must not wake up at eight o'clock. . . At least half past eight

6. Tomorrow morning, get up early, get up early, get up early! Finish listening to statistics! Because it was too difficult, I put it off for several days! Procrastination needs to change! This is a big problem! Refuse to procrastinate!

7. Listen to the time when a flower blooms~~~At night, I was typing on the computer and suddenly bursts of vague fragrance of flowers floated over. I turned around to see that my flowers were blooming quietly. . The fatigue of the past two days dissipated quietly in this quiet night. Although Ning Jing is happy, she is still sleepy~~~procrastination is in the advanced stages. .

8. I feel that my son’s resentment towards his daughter’s procrastination and procrastination has reached an extreme level.

9. I really can’t stand my colleagues. They procrastinate and have to put things off until the last day every time. I’m going to be pissed off.

10. This war has become a protracted, terrible, fratricidal struggle.

11. Yes, the pre term is final tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, and the pre manuscript has not been written yet. , I haven’t even read the final exam questions, and my procrastination is getting worse and worse. I have to get up quickly and write now. draft. son. ?

12. I feel depressed. It may be because I have not been sleeping well these past few days, I am not feeling well, and I have been procrastinating too much in the past few days. After a busy day yesterday, I suddenly found that I still have a lot of things to worry about. It has something to do with being busy with things... I worry too much about gains and losses, and my ability to withstand stress has become low. I really wonder how I lived abroad for two years... I feel like setting a table for me at this time can't save me (Lie down

13. Quit procrastination and quit laziness

14. Many people like to procrastinate. It’s not that they can’t do the thing at hand, but that they don’t do it. This is the biggest bad habit. —Bill Gates

15. The electric toothbrush kept shaking and the pineapple can suddenly opened on the table. Chang'an Street was not too congested today and the taxis came with difficult words. Procrastination has successfully made me top-heavy again? Monitor yourself and self-discipline to overcome it. Tik Tok video captions for procrastination (Part 2)

16. You are sleepy but you can’t sleep, you are fat but you can’t stop talking, you are poor but you still chop your hands every day, you are stupid but still I can’t read it, Ming Ming is unreasonable and just likes to do things... For Ming Ming, the main task is to cure the disease, procrastination is in the advanced stage and laziness causes the spread of cancer cells... I am not saying that I mean Ming Ming

17. I have procrastination, mental mysophobia, emotional mysophobia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, insect phobia, lightning phobia, night phobia, pen phobia, how sick I am, please ignore me

18. Procrastination is: living in yesterday, escaping from today, destroying Tomorrow.

19. Let’s summarize what needs to be done today: talk to Xiaoguang about competitive recruitment, 6 sub-stations, improve the supervision office agreement, strive for overhaul and renovation of the riser, business management assessment, and arrange for transfers... Proceed as planned and cure procrastination

20. Procrastination is not a disease, but a very smart survival strategy. Many problems we encounter in life can be solved by just procrastinating. It will resolve on its own. If it doesn't resolve, it's because you haven't delayed it long enough.

21. Don't wait any longer, don't delay anymore, just do whatever comes to your mind. Some things wait until you realize how powerful they are. When it’s important, it’s already too late.

22. Give yourself a pat on the back for procrastination that has absolutely no inspiration until the last minute.

23. Bradley’s. The discovery supports the particle theory, or at least it does not support the idea of ??ether procrastination.

24. There is no sense of time, and things must be done slowly and in excess of the time, which makes people feel that they are not very smart. .

25. If you have a small job that you love, a lazy time in your spare time, a family, a husband, and a baby, hahaha

26. Procrastination and waiting make this world. The most likely thing to crush a person's fighting spirit.

27. What are the manifestations of lazy cancer? It's over. Now I not only have procrastination but also lazy cancer. Am I hopeless?

28. Every time I see my tutor, I feel uneasy and have nightmares. The fundamental reason is that I am not paying attention to my translation and thesis, and I suffer from severe procrastination

29. Nothing that a person has is more valuable than time. It has value, so don’t put off what you do today until tomorrow. ——Beethoven

30. It’s not procrastination. Every time you realize that something is important, you will avoid it or not do it, or do something trivial, always in a roundabout way. Don’t get to the point and kill yourself until you can’t do it anymore?