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Do you have any bragging friends and classmates that you can't forget?
What impressed me the most was a Chinese class. The composition teacher asked us to share our stories and talk about the theme of my family. As an activist in the class, she must raise her hand to answer. At that time, she told a story that I still can't forget. It's really awesome, hahaha. The story goes like this: the little girl's grandfather bought a mountain, which was very beautiful and planted many new things. Once, the little girl fell, hurt her leg and cried badly. Grandpa was particularly distressed when he saw it. He put a plant on the little girl's leg and the wound healed immediately. On another occasion, grandpa took the little girl to the mountain to play and suddenly heard the child crying. They ran over and saw a very strange child in the tree. Grandpa and the little girl took the children home.
This story sounds ordinary, but you'll never think of it. The girl said that the grass rubbed her leg for two minutes. She also said that the children she brought home were aliens. After listening to the story, we were all in a bad mood. I still remember we all said that the alien must be the little girl herself. He is an alien brought home by his grandfather. We are all laughing at the little girl bragging, but she is persistent and seriously emphasizes to us that this is true. It was probably childish to speak in those days, but now you are expected to vomit and cry.
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