Sand sculpture deceptive chat routine

Sand sculpture deceives people to chat routines. Now there are more and more problems with some prank routines, and they accidentally fall into other people's pits. However, when friends play, they can use some routines to ask questions to ease the embarrassment, which makes people hard to prevent. Let's take a look at the deceptive chat routines of sand sculpture.

The deceptive chat routine of sand sculpture 1 1. I have three words to tell you, including the following one. Thank you.

2. "I miss those days when you wriggled in front of me and walked down the country road with your head down. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: hey, beautiful and clean! Also praised me: What a good child, such a small grade came out to put pigs! "

It is reasonable to hear that eating garlic can prevent swine flu. Think about it: eat garlic, others think you stink, don't want to get close to you, and the swine flu virus can't get close! Haha, don't forget to pack two cloves of garlic before you go out!

4. Don't move! Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart. Falling in love with you is my happy choice. Pursuing you is the starting point of my happiness; Having you is my most precious wealth; Stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. Are your ears itchy? Does that mean I miss you and my eyes itch? Does this mean that I want to see you? My mouth itches. Does this mean that I want to kiss you and my body itches? Does this mean ... forget it, it's getting lice. Go and take a shower!

7. Don't eat when you are hungry! I did it; Don't sleep when you are sleepy! I also did it; It's cold and naked, here we go again. I am such a strong person, but I didn't tell you when I missed you.

8. Don't think that just because you look like a wolf, I can treat you as a big pervert.

9. How did you dial your cell phone? The voice prompt said: You dialed a lazy pig from other places. Please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

10, this message has three main purposes: one is to contact feelings; The second is to pass the time; Third, I tell you responsibly: it's cold, remember not to wear open-backed pants again. "

1 1, people think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking to see if a hair on the ground should be picked up.

12, if the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid it's still a negative score.

13, my dream is to think in my dream.

14, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you get fat slowly. Then I'll eat pork. Oh yeah!

15, Superman's briefs are very stable, so he can fly so high.

16, nearsighted, from a distance, you are a beautiful woman, so it turned out to be a female diaosi.

17, benefactor, if you bully the poor monk, the poor monk will lose face to God.

18, life is too short to be sexy and tough.

19, the sky is falling, you hold on, I'll find the stick.

20. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't wake up during the day.

2 1, I'm in a bad mood now, and I can't do anything but eat.

22, in fact, you have an advantage, ghosts dare not run to your house at night.

23. Don't push me, or I will become out of control.

24. Do you know what it feels like for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep? It just wants to eat its meat.

25. It feels like being buried to cover the quilt every night.

Sand sculpture deceives people and chats. First, beautiful skins can't afford to play, and interesting souls ignore you. The delicate skin is exactly the same, and the matching soul is one in a million.

Secondly, Freud can no longer analyze you, and can only use one of China's most famous words to describe you: cheap.

Third, when I saw your face, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

Fourth, failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence.

Sometimes it is found that people who look better than you are often smarter than you. Isn't it just poking?

I'd rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.

Seven, sick can cure. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet.

Eight, you can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life. Your problem is that you can understand everything, but you are lazy!

Nine, when there is a lion chasing behind, you don't have to run faster than the lion, as long as you run faster than others, you can survive.

The problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, but how to have money is your biggest problem.

1 1. You are neither the Monkey King nor the Supreme Treasure. You are just those people under the city wall, watching others' love, chewing your youth and living like a dog.

Twelve, when I need you, you are not absent, but don't care; So, when you need me, I don't want to, but I don't want to talk to you.

If growling can solve the problem, the donkey will rule the world. This is the most classic sentence I have seen this year. -control your emotions and speak softly.

Fourteen, there is no real fool in the world, don't be clever with anyone, you can't make progress without exposure, and you will lose face if exposed.

Fifteen, you can't divide it, buy it if you like, and try again. It's none of your business or mine. Use these five simple and rude rules frequently, and you will solve 80% of the troubles in life.

Sixteen, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further.

Seventeen, the life of adults, except getting fat and losing hair, is not easy.

Eighteen, the more knowledgeable, the less care, the more experience, the less complaints, the more leisure, the more melodramatic.

19. I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo because I hate my ignorant and melodramatic self for one second.

Twenty, it takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to change from a human to a monkey.

Twenty-one, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile!

Don't believe a thing, because when it betrays you, you can't afford it.

Sand sculpture deceptive chat routines 3 chat classic deceptive sentences

1, don't move Read this message quietly! Look up, look down, don't forget the left and right! Have you finished reading it? Delete it after reading it!

2. What happened? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it. Call again. Voice prompt: the owner has been slaughtered.

Chat classic deception routine

1、

Such praise:

I think you are too narcissistic,

Honestly, when I grow up like you,

The beauty pageant won the top three at most.

I found you a liar,

Because I look much better than in the picture.

2、

"You must be nearsighted, right?"

"Why do you say that?"

"If you are not nearsighted, how can you not see that I like you?"

He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was painting my eyebrows.

He said, let me see, is thrush deep and fashionable?

(The first half of this poem is "Ask Jun in a low voice after makeup") …

I melted at that time.

3、

On the way back with her boyfriend, he snorted a few times. I said, why are you acting like an addict?

He joked, "Look at me, I'll show you what drug abuse is."

Then when I turned my head, he kissed me.

Chat classic paragraph 5

( 1)

The disciple asked the teacher, "Can you talk about the strangeness of human beings?" The teacher replied: "They are eager to grow up and then lament their lost childhood;" They exchange health for money, and soon want to use money to restore health; They are anxious about the future, but ignore the happiness of the present. Therefore, they live neither in the present nor in the future. They live as if they would never die; It seems that he never lived before he died. "

(2)

One day, the dog asked the wolf, do you have a house or a car? The wolf said no, and the dog asked, do you have any fruit for three meals a day? The wolf said no, did you have anyone to coax you to play and take you shopping? The wolf said no. The dog said contemptuously, you are so incompetent, why have nothing! The wolf smiled: I have the personality of not eating s, I have the goal I pursue, I have the freedom you don't have, I am a lonely wolf, and you are just a happy dog!

(3)

A drop of ink fell into a glass of water, and the glass of water immediately changed color and could not be drunk; A drop of ink melts in the sea, and the sea is still blue. Why? Because their stomachs are different. Immature ears of wheat stand upright, and mature ears of wheat hang their heads. Why? Because the weight of the two is different. Tolerance of others is magnanimity; Humility is weight; Together, it is a person's quality.

(4)

The old man said to the child, "clench your fist and tell me what it feels like?" The child clenched his fist: "A little tired." Old man: "Try harder." Child: "I'm tired and a little breathless!" " "Old man:" Let it be. "When the child grows up, he says," It's much easier! "Old man:" When you feel tired, the tighter you hug, the more tired you are. Put it down and let it go. "What a simple truth, it is easy to let go.

(5)

When people are angry, their IQ is zero; People will be deformed if they are impatient; There is no trust between people, and it is useless to say anything; When people lose their direction, nothing is interesting to do; Of course, the most important thing for people is self-knowledge, self-awareness and self-improvement. Self-knowledge can foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, self-knowledge can be independent, and self-improvement can be indomitable.