Ask for some super funny jokes!

Head nurse: My perfume is gone! Help me find it!

People: What brand of perfume are you still using?

Master: Liushen, I only use that.

Everyone: awesome, I have never heard of it. What is it like? .

Chef: Which one of you took the Liushen toilet water?

Director and * * * section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, You farted! The section chief said: I didn't let it go ... Soon the section chief was dismissed, and the director said at the meeting: You can't afford to fart. What's your use?

The student asked, "Teacher, why is the straight line between two points the shortest?" Teacher: "If you throw a bone, do you think the dog will go around and pick it up or just run over and pick it up?" Student: "of course, I went straight to pick it up!" " "Teacher:" You still ask questions that even dogs know? " .