The funniest joke you've ever heard is,

One day DuPont went to a concert, and a lady next to him kept nagging. When Beethoven's symphony reached its climax, she suddenly said to DuPont, "Ah! Sir, do you think there is anything more beautiful than music? " "Yes, madam." He replied, "Quiet!"

quiet

An Irishman came back from a trip to London, and his neighbors asked him how he was doing. He said, "Londoners are so strange. They always knock on your door and wall at night!" " ""What would you do? " "I'm not disturbed. I will continue to play my bagpipes. "

lullaby

Composer: "It took me 10 years to write this lullaby." Publisher: "What took you so long?" Composer: "Because it always makes me fall asleep."