It is windy today. What's funny next?

It's windy today. Keep an eye on your girlfriend and don't blow it away.

It is windy today. Humorous sentences: 1. It's windy today, which is suitable for wearing skirts. The traffic police uncle posted another note, and I was very angry. 2, it's windy after work, and if you don't agree to ride an electric car to the outlet, no one will leave. 3. I was awakened by the strong wind in the middle of the night, so I woke up this morning worrying about whether I would be blown away when I went out. It's windy and snowy outside. I covered myself with a quilt and held a cup of hot milk in my hand. Can I be happier? 5. Call when it's raining ~ Call when it's snowing ~ Call when it's windy ~ Call when it's sunny ~ Yes, I'm playing the paid version of Weather Times 4, hahahahahaha. 6. You can't go out when it's windy. You should catch some fish at home and hand in two homework. 7. The wind is too strong today. Blow on my neck and blow my head off. It's a bit windy today, and my little motorcycle was almost blown away. Fortunately, my weight knocked it down.