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Bye-bye, mainly to praise her bye-bye, knowing her at that time, place and time, this stage is the most satisfying. It's not long enough since she was born, such as in that season. . . . . . . . If it can't be broken, buy a decent gift to curry favor with. Don't flatter Make a suggestion and move her. If she insists that you write. . .

My marriage proposal diary

Author: Gu Jun

-1995165438+1On October 8th, I met her at the class dance in my freshman year. To be exact, I was scared by her, and I can't remember what jokes I said at that time. Then she exploded in front of me like a volcano. When she laughed, everyone stopped dancing, as if time and space had stopped. It was 10 seconds after she finished laughing, and my ears began to restart.

-1On April 23rd, 996, when we were preparing for the inter-school debate, we quarreled over a question. She stepped on me in a rage, and I didn't wear sandals for two years.

-1997 may 16, she fell down the stairs and broke her bones. When the bone was set, I cried with her, and all the onlookers were moved by our profound friendship. When the bone was finished, I pushed her away and grabbed my hand, and immediately asked the doctor to bandage it for me. There are five holes in the arm, which is simply a claw of nine yin bones.

-1June 4, 997, because she stayed in bed for too long and was depressed, she put the rice I ordered for her upside down on my shoes, and then I climbed the western hills behind her back to watch the sunset for 8 hours. I got a lot of chestnuts on my head because I hurt her foot.

-1 September 9971Back to school, we made an appointment to go for a walk in Yuanmingyuan. Because I was outspoken, she said I didn't respect her parents and was fined for taking a photo with the trash can.

-1997101On the evening of October 20th, she stole a kiss and was hit by the heaviest left hook in her life. She cried because her left hand was swollen.

-1998 65438+1October 18 She started giving me nicknames, changing them every week on average. I don't want to be humiliated, resisted and beaten, usually concentrated in the ribs. Her offensive style has also begun to change. She stopped stepping on her feet and targeting her head, and began to be light all the way, mainly poking acupuncture points.

-1March 9, 998, she was angered by my disrespectful words again and raised her fist at each other. We ran around the teaching building several times, which attracted the attention of pedestrians and became the most famous couple among the postgraduate students.

-1April, 1998 19, irreconcilable conflict happened, and she decided to break up. I cut my wrist with a knife and instantly turned over. Of course, the scar on the back of my hand remains to this day. She cried and thought I was going to die. For the next six months, she was very kind to me and had no time for violence.

-1September 7, 1999, robbed my wallet, gave me a certain salary, and gave me 10 yuan's living expenses, which was increased to 50 yuan after a strike protest. Recently, with the salary increase of civil servants, people's living standards have improved, reaching 100 yuan.

-April 8, 2000, I suddenly fell in love with all kinds of fortune-telling gossip and psychological tests, and tested my emotional intelligence every day. If I find this tendency of philandering, I will be beaten.

-August 3, 20001day, I had a nightmare. I did something evil in her dream. I kept teaching her and made her cry until she woke up. When she woke up, she saw me and hit me. I was asked all afternoon why I was so hopeless in her dream.

-2001September 15, she began to put pressure on me to sound out the news. I know this moment is coming. When I had to propose, I bought a platinum ring with a month's salary and knelt in Xianjun Forest. She began to cry and didn't say a word all night. The next day, she put the ring on her hand. When she first saw me smile, she suddenly remembered the price. When she found out, she was very angry and hit me on the back. If the drum sounds, it will sound painlessly.

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