Humorous and funny sentences on WeChat

Humorous and funny sentences on WeChat

WeChat has spawned a lot of funny quotes. Below are some humorous and funny sentences on WeChat that I compiled for you. I hope you like them.

1. Those who praise you for being strong are those who don’t know you. People who know you will say don’t hold on.

2. I thought of you when I saw you. Him, I thought of vomiting when I saw him!

3. If one day I become a star, I will definitely take off my clothes for you to see

4. How many times have I felt tears about to flow out? If you tell it to go back and see my weakness, I will die

5. We promised each other at the same time to be each other's boyfriend and girlfriend, but your departure ruined the relationship

6. I counted with my fingers. Approximately 80% of children in China are doing homework tonight.

7. When I am particularly sleepy, my moral standards are not awakened. Teachers should be careful.

8. Autumn is like a shy beauty holding a pipa, making it impossible for people to catch a glimpse of her beauty.

9. If your mother doesn’t buy rice, you will starve to death. If your father doesn’t buy vegetables, he will use you to sell/steal kimchi.

10. You don’t know that you have actually met many people for the last time

11. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa-like smile, I Your stomach is not as strong as you think.

12. When I was a child, I didn’t know how to describe boys’ awkward movements. Only when I grew up did I realize that they were called vulgar.

13. When it’s time for me to leave, the air is fresh and the sky is bluer! The scenery on the roadside is more beautiful! You must feel so!

14. Touch Get a writer's signature: It may seem like it, but it may not necessarily be the case.

15. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will always flow cleanly from your fingers drop by drop.

16. When I have a day off, I will sleep from night to the next morning.

17. Why do more and more couples no longer want children? Because the leaders from above said: Start with babies.

18. It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival. I meet a charming girl on the road. I smile and ask her where her home is. The girl points to the grave on the mountain.

19. Don’t keep saying that I’m hanging around you like a fly. You really think you’re shit.

20. Only women and English are hard to find, only a wife and a job are hard to find!

21. True love for someone hurts my purest heart, my love It’s gone

22. Don’t say I’m pretending, I can only say you think too low of yourself

23. The salary is like an aunt, it comes once a month, and it lasts about a week It's over.

24. Don’t tell me: “Actually you are very good” when we break up. Then why don’t you dump me?

25. Lazy people are dedicated to love. °My preface and subtitles do not match each other, but you understand everything. .

26. When you fail and feel sad, there are always a group of idiots talking about you behind your back

27. Oh! You are the holy monk, the person who looks exactly like you... …It’s your sister!

28. I have completely lost in love. I talk about feelings with you, and you play games with me. In the end, it was only me who was injured

29. Without students like us with poor grades, how can we set off the achievements of good students.

30. At least my brain will be short-circuited. I don’t even have a power source.

31. Please: Don’t jump around in front of me if it’s okay, we are teammates!!!

32. “Please don’t ask me why I’m so weird when I see a beautiful man. Yes, my show-off mode is on.

33. It is undeniable that mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human ** art in this century!

34. If you don’t love me anymore, please give me my heart back. Don’t be selfish.

35. I fell in love with Xia Xia, but my mother broke us up when she started school

36. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke, life is like igniting fire in seven places, and igniting fire in eight places. There's smoke everywhere...

　37. It's not that I don't know, I just want to see how you act to me.

38. I greedily need warmth, thinking that this can melt the hard ice in my heart.

39. Someone tells you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? What I pee out is a royal salute.

40. Combining a series of Qing palace dramas such as "Palace" and "Jingxin at Every Step" together, it becomes a living "The Girls Yongzheng Chased in Those Years"

41 . How long a minute is depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or outside the toilet.

42. When you are sad, you will cry when you are a child, but when you grow up, you will laugh when you are sad.

43. It’s okay if a man is miserable, but don’t be miserable with the woman who will be with you for the rest of your life.

44. Why are all the handsome guys in barbershops, while all the beautiful girls are in red light districts?

45. If you wear something trendy, if it is too trendy, you will be non-mainstream. If you wear something sexy, if it is too sexy, you will be on the stage.

46. The person I want to marry is not a prince, but someone who treats me as a princess.

47. One infidelity lasts a lifetime, I will despair whoever disappoints me.

48. Giving me smoke but not fire is just teasing me.

49. What you wear is dangerous, but you look safe.

50. I have been crazy. I have been stupid. I have been persistent. I have persisted. I have loved. In the end, I am still alone.

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