Who is the colon?

Ye Yan/Wen

? 1988 During the Spring Festival Evening, the comic dialogue work "Unique Name" by famous actors Niu Niu and Li Lishan was humorous and implicit, which left a

Ye Yan/Wen

? 1988 During the Spring Festival Evening, the comic dialogue work "Unique Name" by famous actors Niu Niu and Li Lishan was humorous and implicit, which left a deep impression on people. This is a satirical program with the theme of combating corruption and promoting honesty, which exposes the phenomenon of doing evil and harming public and private interests. Under the wonderful interpretation of Niu Ren, the lines of "Leader, Colon" running through the whole play completely spoiled the audience present. "Leadership, colon" immediately became a classic line, which has been popular for more than 30 years and is still unforgettable.

? Undeniably, in the workplace, the administrative level determines the distribution of resources and power. As the saying goes, "the first level of the official kills people", indicating that the level is the clear rule of the workplace. In real life, who is the "leader, colon" must be made clear, otherwise, you will probably get into trouble if you don't tell jokes.

When I first joined the army, the army had not implemented the rank system. Officials have four pockets. I don't know who the colon is.

That year, there was a small-scale local war on the border. Just after the troops crossed the border, infantry, artillery, tank soldiers, militia, mules and horses were all crowded together, which was a mess. Under the leadership of Deputy Chief Liu, our artillery forward headquarters can only stop and go by jeep, like a snail. No, I just walked a short distance and was stopped by a fat officer. The fat officer has a big waist and big head and ears. Our deputy leader is a shriveled old man. Seeing that he is in the way, he is full of bureaucracy and dare not be careless. He quickly got off the bus and ran forward, saluting. "Chief comrade, we have an urgent task at the front. Please make way! " The fat officer glanced at the deputy commander with his eyes and said gruffly, "Why are you in such a hurry? Wait for me to load the food and dry food into the car! " Hearing this, the deputy head of the regiment said, "I am the deputy head of the XX Division of the XX Army. Please get out of the way at once, or I will shoot first!" Hearing this, the fat officer suddenly became blindsided. My god, such a big official, several levels bigger, is still so forward.

One year, the troops went to the Yi village for camping training. Director Feng of the Political Department took me and Lao Liu, the mass director, to the local township government and fellow villagers' homes to learn about social conditions and public opinion. This is a glorious tradition of the army. At that time, I was just a clerk in the Political Department, ranking low, with the director at the deputy regiment level and Liu Ye at the battalion level as an old comrade, but we were all four pockets. In my hometown, I took the initiative to introduce "leader, colon" to the villagers: "This is our director, this is Director Liu, and I am the secretary". The simple master tied two ponies to the director and Lao Liu and gave me the only cane chair. I dared to sit down, but my fellow villager pulled me to sit down and said to himself, "This young man is not old enough to be a secretary, and he is still so modest. Amazing, he has a bright future! " I'm really in distress situation. Both the director and Lao Liu are helpless. When I arrived at the township government, it happened that the township cadres were in a meeting. This time, after Liu took the initiative to introduce his purpose, the secretary of the township party Committee abandoned the director and Liu and chatted with me. He asked me to tell the township cadres about the international and domestic situation and give some instructions. I quickly pushed the director forward: "Don't get me wrong, this is our leader!" The secretary of the township party Committee just doesn't believe it: "You think we don't understand. Although you are young, you are a secretary. He is just a director. The secretary is older than the director. Of course, the secretary is the leader! The three-year-old baby in our village knows that my secretary is in the village. " He gave a thumbs up. It wasn't until Liu came out to explain that I broke through the encirclement and didn't make a bigger fool of myself.