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Da Vinci furniture is a failed public relations, right?
Look at the landlord's speech, we can draw two different conclusions:
1, the news report is that CCTV reporters were cheated by a business "general manager" to promote products, cheated by a "consumer" who benefited from his own lawsuit, and framed by his peers for using Leonardo da Vinci, but the media didn't mention it!
2. The news report was true, but the media settled it, CCTV reported it without telling it, and the Xinhua cannon was stopped. Leonardo da Vinci solved the problem.
What do these two results mean? Explanation: People with less money are more stupid! All the fuss in this post is fools with less money. We rich people were cheated. We are in no hurry. What's your hurry? You just want to see the jokes of our rich people, but the truth disappoints you. Because most people who go to Da Vinci furniture to buy international brands are social elites, not to say that many people are stupid. You are just a group of modern ah q, can you influence CCTV reports without telling them? Can you mute the Xinhua cannon? Can we leave the official inconclusive? You can't, we can, and so can Leonardo da Vinci who serves us!
If Da Vinci was framed, your booing and sarcasm are also the performance of Ah Q. You were cheated by the consumers in our class, and you abused Da Vinci for her. Consumers used your ignorance to create public opinion, and later reconciled with Da Vinci! Aren't you just a group of modern ah q who are being used? People with less money deserve to be more stupid! Why can't China become an international brand? It's just that less money makes more people stupid!
This is a speech made by a landlord who claimed to be the richest man of Leonardo da Vinci in Baidu Post Bar. I don't think Da Vinci Furniture is a failed public relations! Those who fail are people with less money, even more stupid people!
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