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What are the details of "The Legend of Wulin"?
Lv Xiucai Becomes a Four-year-old Child
In lobby 1, Ye Tong, Bai, Guo, Lu, Yan, Zhu and Li Xiaoguo pinch the scholar's neck, and Xiao Liu pulls forward, which is a mess. Zhu Wushuang: sunflower acupuncturist! Yan Xiaoliu: Very good, very good. It seems that we can't just be polite. To deal with some people, force still works! Zhu Wushuang: So what's next? Yan Xiaoliu: Next ... (smoking a pipe) What do you think? Zhu Wushuang: You are the brain, you ask me? Lv Xiucai: Let's untie Fu Mei's acupuncture points first! Zhu Wushuang: Aren't you afraid that she will pinch you again? Lv Xiucai: It doesn't matter. Lu has never done anything wrong in his life. He is not afraid of crooked shadows. Fu Mei, (soft) don't pinch it, okay? Blink if you agree! Zhu Wushuang: Sunflower acupuncturist! Guo Furong: (Entering) Lv Qinghou ... Lv Xiucai: (Returning) You promised not to pinch it! Guo Furong: OK, I won't pinch. I'll row ... the avalanche ... upstairs, and then the baby cries, and everyone freezes. Tong, holding his swaddling clothes and deadpan, went downstairs step by step, followed by Bai. Yan Xiaoliu: Let's look at the children first ... When Xiao Liu looked forward, his legs went limp and he sat down. Zhu Wushuang: What's the matter? (looking forward) This, this, this ... Tong threw his baby on the table with a heavy fall, and Guo and the scholar exclaimed at the same time. The baby is scattered, and there is a mahogany pillow inside.
2 everyone was stunned when they took the stage, and the scholar leaned in, poked and hid aside. Lv Xiucai: This, this ... this is born with a big mouth? Guo Furong: Get out of the way and let me have a good look at this little bastard! Guo hugged the pillow, crying loudly, subconsciously throwing it away, and quickly picking it up. Guo Furong: Touch your hair, don't be scared. Auntie didn't mean to ... Why don't you stop crying? Did I fall to my death? Wake up, wake up ..... Crying again, Guo just wanted to throw it, and found it was for nothing. Guo Furong: Bai Zhantang! Bai Zhantang: Shh … Don't let the big mouth hear you! Lv Xiucai: Why, what the hell happened? Bai Zhantang: We delivered the baby upstairs. I won't elaborate on the specific process. After a while, he said that the baby was finished. Let's show him the baby. We just wanted to fall out, and he just ... Yan Xiaoliu: What happened? Say it! Tong Xiangyu: Have you ever seen a tigress or a lioness? Yan Xiaoliu: No, why? Bai Zhantang: Look at the big mouth's eyes and that big mouth, and you will know what it means not to be angry and hurt yourself! Zhu Wushuang: Don't be angry with yourself, right? Tong Xiangyu: It's self-mutilation ... cruel mutilation! Bai Zhantang: Is Gongsun Wulong cruel enough? Put him in front of your big mouth, and you will be paralyzed on the spot! Tong Xiangyu: The most frightening moment in my life was just now! Bai Zhantang: I've never seen a big mouth like this. It made our hair stand on end and we couldn't breathe! Tong Xiangyu: We were really cornered, so when he wasn't looking, we got a pillow and pretended to be babies. Bai Zhantang: I learned to cry twice again, saying that the child had to be shown to his father before he escaped. Yan Xiaoliu: Did he arrive or not? Bai Zhantang: How dare you show him? You know, he didn't eat us alive after giving birth to a pillow? Mouth weakly shouted at the stairs: did you see the baby's father? Bai/Tong: Look! Li Dazui: Do you like it? Bai/Tong: I like it! Li Dazui: I asked the baby's father. Do you like this baby? Scholar's voice-over: I don't know if my mother ever asked my father this sentence. Alas, even a pillow hurts my mother, but I ... The scholar froze, was pinched in vain, and jumped up. Bai Zhantang: My mother asked you something! Do you like this child? Lv Xiucai: Yes, very much! Li Dazui: That's good. Hold it up and show it to me. Forget it. I'll come down myself! Big mouth wants to go downstairs, and Bai and Tong meet him quickly.
3 Tongqin, Yetong, Bai, Li and Lu were pushed into the door by Bai and Tong, who insisted on going out. Li Dazui: Let me go, I want to look after the children! Bai Zhantang: Looking back, I won't die. (w) I have his father. Don't worry! Li Dazui: No, you haven't been a mother, and you won't understand. After all, the child is also a piece of meat that fell from me! Tong Xiangyu: I understand, but you are in confinement, so you can't hide the wind! Bai Zhantang: You have a good confinement and I'll show you in a couple of days! Li Dazui: Two days? Bai Zhantang: Er ... Tomorrow morning, I'll ask his father to show it to you personally! Li Dazui: All right, is the child like me or his father? Tong Xiangyu: Your eyes are like yours, and your mouth is like his father's. You should rest quickly, or you will easily get sick! Li Dazui: I know, but I still want to have a look first, or I won't sleep well! Bai Zhantang: I won't let you see it again! Big mouth rage, animation effect, burning eyes and roaring tigers. Bai Hetong was terrified and retreated to the corner all the way. Li Dazui: I want to look after the children now. If anyone tries to stop me, I will chew him alive! Bai Zhantang: Sunflower ... (big mouth and teeth) is commonly known as melon seeds. Try to eat as little as possible. If you eat too much, you will get angry ... Li Dazui: I'm already angry. Where are the children? Tong Xiangyu: Xiu Xiu scholar ... (Lv Jin) Li Dazui: (Great joy) Baby's father, you finally come? (Tong and Bai gesticulate at the back) Lv Xiucai: Er ... I'm here. Are you okay? Li Dazui: I'm fine, but my waist is a little sore. You're just in time. I'm going to see the children! Lv Xiucai: I can't watch it now. Fu Mei is washing it for him! Li Dazui: No, I have to go down. Xiao Guo is all thumbs. When his leg is lifted, his hand slips, and then he throws the child out somehow ... Big mouth insists on going out, but the scholar can't stop him, and he is ready to go out. Bai Zhantang: sunflower acupuncturist! Tong Xiangyu: Hoo ... First thing tomorrow morning, call a doctor!
4 lobby, morning Bai, Tong, Guo, Lu, Li Tong Xiangyu: I want the best doctor, no matter how expensive it is. Even if I sell this shop, I have to cure Dazui's madness! Bai Zhantang: I'll try my best. Wait for my news! White out, tong collapsed, kuo leaned in and poured tea. Tong Xiangyu: I used to be fine, but why did it suddenly become like this? Guo Furong: You forced me! Tong Xiangyu: (angrily) When have I ever pushed him? Guo Furong: People want to ask for leave, but you have to refuse. The big mouth is one-track-minded again. I want to think about it, and the more I think about it, the more anxious I am, the more anxious I am ... The big mouth is at the stairs: the baby's father, bring the baby here, and I will feed him myself! Big mouth went downstairs, and everyone was frightened. Guo quickly picked up the pillow. Guo Furong: No, the baby is about to sleep. The baby is good, the wind is quiet and the moon is bright, the leaves cover the window lattice, and the crickets sound ... When the mouth approaches, the drums beat, and pass the parcel and Guo throw the swaddling clothes to Tong. Big mouth turned, Tong threw it to the scholar, the scholar threw it to Guo, Guo gave it to Tong, and Tong gave it to the scholar. The scholar was about to throw it, but his mouth was already in front of him, and the scholar's legs were weak. Tong Xiangyu: Run? The scholar turned and fled, and his mouth was eager to chase, but he was stopped by Guo. Guo Furong: If you want to have children, you have to go through me first! Big mouth rage, eyes fire, tiger roar, purple aura behind him. Guo Furong: The avalanche .../Li Dazui: Motherly love is invincible ... Xiao Guo was slapped over by his big mouth, and he went out with his big mouth to help the weak Xiao Guo. Tong Xiangyu: How about you? Guo Furong: What a mother's love is invincible ... (fainting) Tong Xiangyu: Wake up, wake up, my God ...
5 Lobby, Riguo, Tong, Li, Lu, Yan, I wish Guo Youyou wake up and see Tong and Uniquely staring at yourself with concern. Zhu Wushuang: Don't move, you seem to have internal injuries! Guo Furong: Internal injuries ... Where's Brother Hou? Zhu Wushuang: Don't worry, Captain Yan has gone out to look for them! Guo Furong: Xiao Liu? Are you kidding? The big mouth is fine, help me up quickly, come on! With one like you holding it, Guo struggled to get up and was about to go out. His big mouth led the scholar in, and Xiao Liu followed. Guo Furong: Brother Hou ... Are you all right? The scholar hid behind his big mouth and looked at Guo timidly. Since then, he has always been like a four-or five-year-old child. Li Dazui: Silly child, call aunt quickly! Everyone: Aunt? Lv Xiucai: Hello, Auntie! Guo Furong: (Kindly) You are all right, be obedient, or my aunt will strangle you! The scholar hid behind his big mouth: Mother ... Everyone: Mother? Li Dazui: Nothing, my aunt is joking with you. You are so good that it's too late for my aunt to hurt you! Guo Furong: That's, that's, (whispering) What's the situation now? Lv Xiucai: (Hiding) Itching ... Mom, this aunt is so strange! Guo Furong: Stop! Don't play any more, if you make me angry, do you believe it? The scholar began to cry, and his mouth quickly coaxed him. Li Dazui: Don't cry, Xiao Guo. What do you mean? Guo Furong: Ha, you still know my last name is Guo? Li Dazui: We have known each other for five or six years. I still don't know your last name. Guo Furong: Five or six years? That ... Well, what's your relationship with him? Li Dazui: Mother-child relationship, what are you pretending to be stupid? Guo Furong: OK, even if I am stupid, since he is your child, who is his father? Li Dazui: Lv Xiucai ... What's wrong with you? Have you lost your memory? Guo Furong: I have amnesia? Ok, even if I have amnesia, and the baby's father is Lv Xiucai, who is he? Li Dazui: He is Qingxier, named by his father. Are you all right, Xiao Guo? Guo Furong: I'm fine. He's Qingxier. What about Lv Xiucai? Li Dazui: He died. The year after I gave birth to Qingxi, he gave up. He took pity on my son and even forgot what his father looked like. Yan Xiaoliu: Just look in the mirror! Li Dazui: Yes, this child is exactly like his father. Every time I look at him, my lonely, fragile and sentimental heart ... My mouth is full of tears with the scholar, and Xiao Guo froze, and everyone looked at each other. Zhu Wushuang: What now? Xiaoliu took out his pipe and held it for a long time: Withdraw ... Zhu Wushuang: Withdraw where to go? Yan Xiaoliu: Shilipu, ask my master for the total. (Take you out)
6 Men's bedroom, at dusk, Guo, Lu, Tong, Li and Mo Xiucai bowed their heads to write, sewed clothes with their mouths open, and everyone was eavesdropping in the kitchen. Li Dazui: Write well. When you grow up, you should be a scholar like your father! Lv Xiucai: I don't want to be a scholar. When I grow up, I want to be a scientist ... Li Dazui: Nonsense. Put out your hand. It doesn't matter if your mother talks, does it? The scholar held out his hand and was slapped by his big mouth. Count it. Li Dazui: Scientists! Scientists! I told you to be a scientist, and I told you not to listen to your mother ... The scholar burst into tears, Guo couldn't bear to rush in, and Tong and Beckham followed. Guo Furong: That's enough. Even if you are a child, you can't fight like this, can you? Li Dazui: My child, I can fight as I want, and I can have one myself! Guo Furong: How can you be born when people have let you turn away? Li Dazui: Hey? I can't understand this. Who was abducted by me? Mo Xiaobei: Lv Xiucai, Lv Qinghou! Lv Xiucai: That's my dad. He can recite The Analects of Confucius and The Book of Songs, and he can also recite Historical Records and write poems ... Guo Furong: Brother Hou, I beg you, will you stop playing? Mouth a surprised, drag tong aside and whispered. Li Dazui: Boss, is Xiao Guo stimulated by something? Why are you incoherent? Tong Xiangyu: Er ... I probably didn't have a good rest. Just sleep! Li Dazui: Then hurry to sleep. What should I do if this crazy old man scares the children? Tong Xiangyu: I see, I'm leaving now! Tong tugged at Guo, and Guo threw it off angrily. Guo Furong: Brother Hou, no matter what happens, will you please stop playing? I'm Fu Mei ... It suddenly occurred to me that when I took off the scholar's shoes, the scholar screamed "Niang" and ran over with his big mouth. Li Dazui: What are you doing? Come at me if you have anything! Guo Furong: Brother Hou, remember? Yesterday morning, I helped you pinch your feet, and it hurt, but you didn't say anything, so you just endured it! Li Dazui: Boss, you just watched her go crazy? Guo Furong: You even wrote me a poem. The wind sends lovesickness all over the embroidered bed, and at night it promotes weaving in pairs ... Cover the scholar's ears with your big mouth: What a mess! The child is only four years old. How can you listen to such obscene poems? Please be a little public-minded, okay? Guo Furong: I'm writing at the leisure time, laughing at Iraqi people ... Lv Xiucai: Iraqi people ... What's behind them? Guo Furong: If you can recite it, I'll buy you candy! Lv Xiucai: (exultation) That's what you said. Don't shirk it. What's the previous sentence? Guo Furong: Leisure is at the writing end! Lv Xiucai: I remember. (Xiao Guo is happy) Laughing at the Iraqis eating sweets! Guo finally despaired and walked out. Tong wanted to drag her and was thrown away. Guo Furong: Sorry, I want to be alone! Lv Xiucai: My aunt lied to me, and I will never talk to her again. I hate it, I hate it!
7 On the roof, Xiao Guo sat for a long time at night, and Cricket cried, suddenly remembering the scene yesterday. Guo Furong: Bring it to me. (Read) The wind sends lovesickness all over the embroidered bed! Lv Xiucai: It's also a pair to promote weaving at night ... Guo Furong: Promote weaving? Lv Xiucai: That is, cricket, in pairs, just like us! Guo Furong: Leisure is at the writing end! Lv Xiucai: I remember. (Xiao Guo is happy) Laughing at the Iraqis eating sweets! Thought of here, finally unbearable, buried his head in his knee and sobbed. Guo Furong: God, if all this, all this had never happened, wouldn't it be great? There was a light, followed by a scream, and Guo covered his ears with pain ... A string of spells came from his ears: red bean, mung bean, red bean, black bean, white bean, red bean, red bean, mung bean, red bean, red bean, and red bean ... The spell had an echo, no tone, no subtitles, and it sounded like: I was in a daze ... Guo appeared in front of me, and it was very dizzy, and finally I couldn't afford to fall to the ground.
8 in the lobby, the table was full of food from Tong, Mo and Guo, and Tong and Beckham sat opposite each other, thinking about tears and coming down. Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, why are you crying? Tong Xiangyu: (wiping tears) Nothing, hurry to eat and sleep after eating! Mo Xiaobei: I'm not going to sleep. There are two crazy people in that room ... Tong Xiangyu: Don't talk nonsense. They are not crazy, they have a bad memory. They can always remember it later. They will! Tong himself felt unsure, sobbing on the table, and Beckham came over and patted his back. Mo Xiaobei: Sister-in-law, don't cry. They will be fine. They will be fine ... Guo came downstairs and looked strange. Beckham greeted her. Mo Xiaobei: Sister Guo, please help me to persuade my sister-in-law. She is crying! Guo Furong: How ... do you know my last name is Guo? Tong was shocked, looked up and looked at Guo in amazement. Tong Xiangyu: Xiao Guo, don't scare me. I can't afford any jokes anymore ... Guo Furong: Who's kidding you? I'm asking you a question, little girl. Who told you my last name was Guo? Beckham hid behind Tong: Sister-in-law, another crazy one! Guo Furong: What do you mean? Who's Crazy? Tong Xiangyu: I ... I'm going crazy if I keep doing this! Guo Furong: Hehe, do you think it is useful to play this game with me? Tong Xiangyu: What do you want? Guo Furong: Doing justice for heaven, excluding mountains ... Tong Xiangyu: Wait, what did I do wrong? Are you doing justice for heaven? Guo Furong: You run a black shop! Tong Xiangyu: What makes you say that I run a black shop? Guo Furong: With my discerning eyes, do you know who my aunt is? (Tong shakes his head) If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname. The Lotus Woman of the Andromeda and Andromeda is also! Tong slumped: My God ... Guo Furong: Are you scared? If I had known today, why the avalanche ... Guo started, Tong and Beckham fled, threw bowls at random, and blocked the attack. It was a mess.
9 It's white in the street, and the doctor calls the doctor for nothing: Here we are, this is it ... The ping-pong in the shop is ringing wildly, and the doctor is frightened. Doctor: Forget it. I'll come back later. See you later. (Escape) Bai Zhantang: Don't go. We'll give money, double or triple. Dr. Song, Dr. Song ... How many times did you chase him?
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