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Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

1, think of others and live for yourself.

2. Is there a person who is uncomfortable when he is thought of? Is there a person who is blocked at the thought of him?

Being a cat will always be spoiled in the next life.

4, thermal underwear hidden in the closet ~ ~ Now it is the name of the cold wind! Except! You! Seal! Print! !

Some roads are doomed to have no chance to walk again, and some people are doomed to be unable to love again.

6. There must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.

7, don't love so much, just love a little, others are flirting, I only peek at you. ?

8. I can't say who I have a good relationship with, because I am afraid of being romantic by myself.

9. Whose hand should I hold to keep walking so as not to get lost?

10 Please remember that I am joking with you now.

1 1, you are the author of your life, why do you want to write a tragic script?

12, no one will accompany you all your life, so you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

13, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to imagine: another bottle,

14, graduation made me understand. What we want is not youth, but the winner is king.

15. Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

16, too obsessed with a person, will eventually be hated.

17, if you love me, please tell me, while I am still here, while I still love.

18, is it sad not to have someone you like in your heart?

19, the brightest star in the night sky */Shuo/

20. Tears always wet your cheeks for no reason. People all over the world understand. Why don't you understand?

2 1. When I can't sleep at night, I call someone and wake them up, so I fall asleep.

22. Those who tell you that you have no time are actually saying that you are not the most important person to me.

23. I used a sack of money to go to school in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

24. Being loved is better than being loved by someone who has loved you for many years.

25. It is said that the probability that a person has the cheek to love another person without being ashamed is only once in his life.

26. Reality always strikes the heart that is not so strong again and again.

Students, on graduation day, cry if you want. smile happily, make trouble if you want, confess if you want, and hug if you want.

28. [How can I stay when people who don't trust me leave]

29. I have only one simple wish: I can stay with my beloved until I am old. That's all.

30. Everything is that people can say whatever they want, and tears flow first.

3 1, they say that no matter how important a person is, he will let you down and become unimportant. But if he let me down, how can I say disappointed?

32. The moment the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you want.

33. Love is not the first sweetness, but it still sticks to the prosperity.

34. Now we don't love but don't face it.

35. Things change, you just need to hold yourself tight.

The world is so big, I still met you. The world is so small, I still lost you.

37. I will automatically become friends without making a choice.

Give yourself an antidote: Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

1. When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!

When you tell jokes, people around you don't laugh, but I remember someone telling you that I think the way you tell jokes is funny.

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't believe that friends are more dead set than lovers.

4. [Maybe people who smile are sad in the most beautiful way. ]

5, friendship is like pottery, broken can be repaired; Love is like a mirror, once broken, it is difficult to close it again.

6. Before Christmas, the woman said, "Will you send me an apple for Christmas?" Man: "Yes, for sure." Woman: "OK, I want the white one, 5s."

7. If you have lived in vain, loved and loved, then a short life is not just a life.

8, details determine success or failure, and heaven rewards diligence.

9, the distance between people, too close will prick people, too far will hurt people,

10, trees cling to the land, just as humans cling to love.

1 1. It turns out that the words on movie tickets will disappear with time, just like the people who accompany you to the movies.

12, no ifs, only results!

13. Only when you are strong can you really protect yourself.

14. What's wrong with employers and employees who love swearing and are full of yellow thoughts? Better than those bitches who only yell fuck in bed.

15, don't say meaningless things you haven't done.

Text messages to protect your eyes.

Text messages to protect your eyes.

1, read a book for a long time, just look at the distance, enjoy the green trees, relax your eyes, use the computer for a long time, close your eyes, rub your eyes, and reduce the burden on your eyes. National Eye Care Day, take care of your eyes. May you close your eyes and keep happiness in your eyes!

2, the eyes are important, there is a trick to protect your eyesight. The posture should be correct, and the distance should be well grasped. Drinking chrysanthemums often can improve eyesight, and eye hygiene can't be less. Remember health care knowledge and take a break to do health care. National Eye Love Day is coming, and the life of caring for eyes is better.

3, "Rub your eyes, bright eyes will have a panoramic view of happiness, close your eyes, healthy eyes will have a panoramic view of happiness, turn your eyes, beautiful eyes will see through at a glance, National Eye Love Day, take care of your eyes, I wish you unlimited happiness and health!"

4, beautiful eyebrows, bright eyes, bright eyes, sharp eyes, if she just turns her head and smiles, there are a hundred spells-do you want your eyes to get the above beautiful praise? So from now on, protect the window of your heart and take good care of your eyes, which will serve you longer and healthier!

5. The eyes are the windows of the soul, and the eyes are the fixed camera probes. Send information into the brain, record it instantly, and freeze the beauty forever. Protect healthy and bright eyes, photograph the colorful world and keep the beauty of life. 6.6 National Eye Love Day, I wish my friends a pair of bright eyes and provide you with wonderful pictures of life.

6, the five senses of the human body are important, and no one can do without anyone. Eyes can see the world, and people can be known through eyes. As the old saying goes, the heart is bright and the eyes are bright, and the eye protector is divine. Don't read books at close range, and take a rest and health care in time. Usually use your eyes to talk about hygiene, not a towel. National Eye Love Day is coming. May you protect your eyes and see the wonderful world!

7. Wise eyes capture the opportunity of success, caring eyes warm the vulnerable groups, loving eyes respond to the deep feelings of partners, and loving eyes thrive on young children. On National Eye Love Day, may all eyes be full of love and each pair of eyes see a bright future.

8, a Wang happiness into the eyes, full of happiness, a touch of infatuation into the eyes, full of joy, full of family, full of happiness, the day of national eye love, I wish you love your eyes, harvest full of joy, full of happiness!

9. Have a pair of sensitive eyes, gain insight into the wonderful world, watch colorful life, see all kinds of scenery and enjoy the beautiful picture of life. National Eye-Love Day: Protect the window of the soul and see the brilliance. Love your eyes and love your life.

10, although the eyes are small, they can absorb the colorful world; Eyes can't talk, but they can express feelings better than mouth; Eyes are the windows of the soul, which can reveal all your secrets. National Eye Love Day is coming, cherish life, please take care of your eyes!

1 1, beautiful scenery, see in your eyes; Always protect your eyes and make clever moves; Sit up, don't overwork; Go online less and do exercises frequently; Exercise more, nutrition guarantee; Liver, good eyesight; Suitable light, bright and dark tones; Love your eyes day, good luck!

12, small eyes, stars in the sky, twinkling stars. Eyes communicate with the soul, don't let your eyes be covered with dust; Looking at autumn water and enjoying the world, the world is colorful; Drive away the darkness and see the light. I wish you a brilliant journey step by step. Happy Eye-Love Day!

13, loyalty is the eye of love, no matter success or failure, the sky of love is not dark; Tolerance is the eyes of happiness, which can be repeated, and the garden of love will bloom forever. If you love life, you will be full of truth, goodness and beauty. I wish you a harmonious family and sweet love.

14, make friends with eye contact, you look at me, I want to look at you more; Do things meticulously, meticulously, and coherently; A healthy attitude needs to be difficult to be confused, and one should turn a blind eye; Pay attention to principles when dealing with people, and don't rub sand in your eyes. 66 National Eye Love Day, I wish you a pair of golden eyes, feast your eyes and open your eyes!

15, sitting posture, can't bend over again and again, eyes are too expensive; Light, neither bright nor bright, hurts the eyes; I can't watch TV any more, my eyes are tired; Exercise more, see more scenery, have balanced nutrition and eat more vegetables to protect your eyes. National Eye Love Day, may your eyes be healthy!

16, raise your eyes and let me see your eyes. A left a right turn around, like two big jiaozi. Make eye contact with each other, and you can see through the rolling world of mortals. Looking forward to wearing a wish, 66 Eye Love Day, please take care of your eyes!

17, people can't live without their eyesight, and they can't live without their eyes. It is really difficult to lose the window of the soul, and it is too tragic to be dull for a lifetime. Avoid bright eyes and stimulate chemicals to avoid miracles. Spray pesticides and fertilizers, wear glasses and masks, and don't play games on the computer all day. National Eye Care Day: Cherish life and care for eyes, and see the beautiful world as much as possible.

18, eyes are not in size, as long as they are bright; The scenery is neither beautiful nor ugly as long as you see it. National Eye Love Day is coming. May you have a pair of bright eyes, see the scenery all over the world and experience a better life!

19, happy and precious, don't forget to moisturize your eyes when you are tired; The eyes are a little moist and clean, and the happiness concentration is the warmest; Don't stay up late at night, don't hurt your eyes; The window of the soul shines, love it forever. National Eye Love Day is coming. May you love your eyes, and your eyes will always be happy and bright!

20, write a blessing, all happy words, countless happiness, make you a friend, are discerning and sincere, National Eye Care Day, give you a greeting, I hope you see happiness everywhere, enjoy happiness everywhere, Happy Eye Care Day!

2 1, children's smiles are innocent, and parents' smiles are kind and healthy; A friend's smile is happy and safe, while a lover's smile is affectionate; A happy smile filled my eyes. On National Eye Love Day, please look for beautiful moments with bright eyes.

22. National Eye Love Day, pay attention to care for your eyes: don't be addicted to games and stay away from TV; It is not advisable to stay up late, and the network should be abandoned. To love your eyes is to love yourself. May your eyes be bright and beautiful.

23, National Eye Love Day, white-collar workers should pay attention, no matter how busy they are, they should also cherish their eyes. Rest after working for a long time and keep your eyes away from computer radiation; Practice eye exercises often, and don't forget to take care of your eyes!

24, polish your eyes and read the beautiful scenery; Let your eyes look out and see the distance of happiness; Wash your eyes and appreciate every glory. National Eye Love Day, I wish you all cherish your eyes, collect wonderful days and enjoy a better life!

25. Eyes are the windows to the soul, please take good care of them. If the window is dirty and broken, your heart will not be pure!

26, beautiful eyes, pleasing to the eye, beautiful eyes, bright eyes, enchanting eyes, healthy eyes, bright ears, National Eye Love Day, take care of your eyes, may you shine and be happy!

27. Wise eyes explore the direction of happiness. Bright eyes, giving off happy light. Deep eyes distinguish ugliness from goodness. Eyes are bright windows, so we should always take good care of them. On Eye-Love Day, I wish you a pair of beautiful and healthy eyes and good luck all your life.

28. Take care of your eyes, because it will let you enjoy the wonderful scenery, let happiness soak your heart and protect your eyes, because it will let you see a beautiful life, let happiness stay in your heart, love your eyes and protect your eyesight. May you be full of happiness and happiness, and have a happy eye protection day!

29, coincides with the National Eye Care Day, like eye care, stay away from TV and mobile phones, don't be addicted to computer games, study in strong light, write in a reasonable sitting position, work and rest according to scientific laws, don't stay up late every day, exercise your eyes far and near, and make eye care more beautiful!

30. Sweat and diligence are like vitamins, which can cure people with low thoughts; Knowledge cultivation is like eye cream, which makes the windows of eyes beautiful; Broad-minded and broad-minded and beautiful. On National Eye Love Day, good luck hits your eyes, good things wink at you, and good people wink at you.

3 1, with a pair of discerning eyes, you will be accompanied by good luck; Do things in an orderly way and succeed immediately; Don't play with your heart, you will be healthy all your life; Look up at yourself and you will feel happiness. National Eye Love Day, may you smile and be happy!

32. Take care of your eyes during the Eye-Love Day, watch less mobile phones and computers, don't read books while lying down, don't watch TV for a long time, and always do eye care to protect bright eyes. National Eye Love Day, take care of your eyes and protect your eyesight. I hope to see a better life and read countless happiness!

33. Eyes are the window of the soul, the messenger of emotion, the navigator of life and the camera of life, recording every moment of wonderful life. Eyes bring you a colorful aesthetic world. 6.6 Eye Love Day: Cherish your eyes like you cherish your life. Always bright!

34. Take care of your eyes and pay attention. Face the computer for a long time and eat more fresh fruits and vegetables; If the eyes are dry, drop some eye care nutrient solution; Posture distance is very important whether reading books or newspapers. National Eye Love Day, may your eyes be comfortable in Brightheart!

35, children's eye protection is very important, reading and writing is suitable for light. Keep your eyes away from writing and do eye exercises scientifically. Don't work overtime with your eyes, and rest when you are sleepy. Adjust according to your eyesight and protect your eyes. National Eye Love Day: Use your eyes scientifically, form good habits and protect Ming's lifelong enjoyment.

I hope the medical staff can protect their sentences.

1. I hope all life in the world can be treated well and treat others well. Grateful!

The virus is just passing by, but it makes you feel that living is more important than fame and fortune. Good morning.

I pray every day, just like thousands of children in Qian Qian, our motherland, that we will win this war without smoke as soon as possible.

Be sure to pay attention to safety when you stay outside. Since the global epidemic is serious, don't go out.

Go out and get justice, just because we were born in this land together. -Pay tribute to angels in white, the front line of anti-epidemic!

6. Never take it lightly and never stay out of it.

7. An epidemic reminds you that people have and only have this life. Do what they can, be busy when they are busy, and don't waste your youth.

8. Why am I crying again? Oh, I didn't do anything. I was so touched.

9. There is a feeling that I am from China, and there is also a feeling that I am from China. Feel the affection of Chinese children. Even if there are too many frustrations exposed in an epidemic, it is hard to hide that you have brought us a full touch and a full sense of security. Grateful people who are retrograde hope that the mountains and rivers will be safe and the cherry blossoms will bloom in spring.

10. Nurse, I praise you. You have lifted the burden of selfless dedication with your weak shoulders, such as the rain and dew of youth nourishing the patient's hardworking heart; For example, the summer breeze blows away the physical and mental pain of patients; For example, the bright moon in autumn illuminates the patient's road to health; Such as the winter sunshine warms people's hearts! You are disseminators of love, seeking neither fame nor gain nor return.

1 1. No matter how much I say, I can't touch the hearts of people who have witnessed it. I can't empathize with them, but I deeply appreciate their efforts!

12. Thank you for fighting for us! The mountains and rivers are safe and the people are healthy!

13. Look up at the starry sky and pray that the epidemic will disperse as soon as possible, and the streets are bustling with prosperity in the past. Bless Hebei, Hebei come on!

14. It is said that if you really expect it, then cruelty will definitely soften. It is said that only by living a life of flesh and blood can you write mixed words. Then, from now on, we expect the epidemic to dissipate.

15. In this picturesque place, let's forget our troubles, have a cup of tea, hum a little tune and indulge in spring together.

16. Pay attention to safety on the way home, and also pay attention to preventing the epidemic.

17. The sunshine is very good recently. I believe that spring is coming, and I hope that the epidemic will end soon!

18. Pay tribute to angels in white and thank you for protecting your life.

19. Pay tribute to every staff member who sticks to his post and fights in the front line and angels in white. You have worked hard!

20. Touching the retrograde people of our time, because of you, we can stay at home with peace of mind. Because of you, we feel happy in life. Because of you, we can laugh at the people's livelihood during the epidemic and make comments. Thank you, moved and blessed.