Funny quotations from the past in Northeast China

1, the humble room was empty, and the bed was full of fluorene. 2, the husband has no relatives and has always been very good to others.

3. A gentleman is figurative, while a villain is figurative.

If you want to be a big shot, you can use it endlessly.

5. We also swam, but it was fun.

6. Huang Laoxie, you can pretend with us.

7. Hey, let me recite a poem for you.

8. I have read classics since I was a child, and I have the power to grow.

9. Xiao Lai who is drunk in the frost forest always makes people cry.

10, I took a long breath to hide my tears and lamented the hardships of people's lives.

1 1, the biggest opportunity is always reserved for thick-skinned people.

12, it looks obvious at close range, flying in the distance.

13, and too much resentment, there will be more resentment, can it be considered good?

14, he had to live with the monthly guests, not by the plum blossom but by the willow.

15, the beauty of painters should be natural, not immortal, not immortal.

People near the moon are like spring on the edge of Liu Mei.

17, today, children want to raise, never give up, and it is too late to regret.

18, bonzi, you are awesome.

19, three unique wines under the seat, and guests in front of the building are stationed in Wuyun car.

20, people, don't make trouble easily, if something happens, don't be afraid of things.

2 1, two dog, did you go to YX when you bombed the embassy?

22, let go of the HarmonyOS system in love, only for romantic love.

23, you go now, I won't hit you; If you don't leave, I'll kill you.

24, how do you cut him, I will cut you, no special temper?

25. The bombing of the embassy is not a good thing. What's so funny?

Pillar, can't you change your temper and talk to me properly?

27. If the army is strong, it will die. If the wood is strong, it will be folded. Strong is weak.

28. Do you adapt to this society or does this society adapt to you?

29. People who have loved are happy, and I don't even have a chance to love.

30. A woman who tried to protect herself when she was young. Later, they became other people's wives.

3 1, it is the sage who holds the left deed without blaming others, so there is a virtue deed without a company.

32. What is a brother? Brothers mean not to involve them when you are in trouble.

33. The road is a high school in the mountains with crystal clear snow; If you don't want to, you will live alone in the world.

34, this is the brother, share weal and woe, and block yourself when you are in trouble.

35, soldiers are unknown, not a gentleman's weapon, but have to use it, but indifferent.

No matter which country you come from, hotels opened in China must follow the rules of China!

Huang Laoxie, if you don't pack to force, you're dead! Li Lao's stick once really didn't like it and scolded 1.

38. After talking, you, Uncle Liu, I have been mixed up for so many years, and I really don't know what it means to make friends.

39. When money exceeds a certain amount, it loses its meaning. Only spiritual communication is eternal.

40. I am a jade, and I never touch porcelain. Even if I touch it, I need porcelain like a table to take me to touch it.

4 1 I'm Huang Laoxie from the west of the city. I'm begging the enemy for life and death. When he is injured one day, he will be covered in blood!

42, blue sky and yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, the north geese fly south, and the breeze that is drunk in the frost forest always makes people cry.

43. Men rule the world through their own struggles, while women rule the world by ruling men.

44. It is precisely because you have always been thin-skinned in front of others, so sometimes you are thicker, and others can't refuse.

45. Since ancient times, no matter how social strata are divided in China, officials are above business, and it is difficult for business people to grow up without the support of officials.

46. Hi! Cao, I earn money by my own craft. What do I kowtow to? It's not that I have a bad temper. Let me ask you, where do I kowtow?

47. Time will grow old, but youth will not. However, friends are like wine. The longer it is preserved, the better it tastes. Friends are the most precious wealth in a person's life.

48. The falling rain sprinkled on the river to make it clear in autumn. The bleak frost wind is tight, the river surface of the mountains and rivers is deserted, and the setting sun shines on the tall buildings. It is the decline of the river, it is the decline of the river. Only the surging Yangtze River flows eastward silently.

49. The appearance of law is not to put an end to crime, because it can't put an end to crime at all. The fundamental purpose of the law is to reduce crime and deter those who want to commit crimes but have not made up their minds, so that they will not commit crimes.

Funny quotations from Northeast Dialect

Funny quotations from Northeast dialect 1, there is no way out without spells.

2. What happened?

3, blind whole Hu Gan, Hu Lai.

4. Wrinkled things are not good.

5. Knock on the door. Exodus: I hit you again.

6. I didn't understand the meaning of beard and stood up.

7. Eagle. Example: If we were here.

8, fruit suction. Example: the finger is ruined! Bury more!

9. Get out of here. Example: hemp! Stop the ink.

10, just now. Exodus: I was just listening! Say it again.

1 1, bitch. Example: This big bitch is really respected (four tones).

12, sweet throat, sweet throat. Example: This sugar is sweet, sweet.

13, flexible oxygen. Exodus: I was killed by mosquitoes.

14, Er Qiao sparrow. Example: shh! Don't scare QiaoEr away.

15, rare to like, love. I cherish you, which means: I love you.

16, yes. Exodus: Don't be so ungrateful. Give me some advice.

17, put the tail. Exodus The cat was caught tightly! Be careful.

18, chewing acid is very sour. Example: This fruit is not ripe; It tastes sour.

19, delicious keg. Exodus: take Luo to feed the chickens.

20. Be proud to like and love. I'm proud of you. I love you.

2 1, dad is bitter, dad is bitter. Exodus: What stupid medicine! Dad is bitter. Dad is bitter.

I missed the bus and got stuck in the mire. Exodus: That's it. The wheel was put in the pit by mistake.

23. Bet on something. Exodus: Have something! Don't just talk without practice.

24. When was the overpayment? Example: Look at your watch. how much is it?

25, and guests. Example: Mom, home is here. Want to buy some wine?

26, strong and comfortable. Example: I have a bad waist. Give me the mallet.

27. partial. My mother is good to my sister, but not good to me at all.

28, the infinite six beasts are bored. Exodus: Five Ridges and Six Beasts Staying at Home These Days.

29, exclusion in order. Exodus: You should line up according to your size.

30. Yanglu is inattentive. Example: Listen carefully and don't be arrogant.

3 1, quack generally refers to something different. Exodus: Look at this son.

32, a little sunshine on my face will light up. Exodus: Don't put on makeup before you go home.

33.Banghard is particularly hard. Exodus: This chick is stewed for you! Help hard! Nobody eats.

34. Maybe. Exodus: Go at once, or she will be kidnapped soon.

35, unstable hair, careless work. Exodus: Be steady, not cold, not astigmatism.

36, snapping up theory, research. Exodus: You two argued very well. I don't understand.

37. Capsule kick refers to the pig's stomach. Exodus: I like to eat and kick Nagata when I am apart.

38. Protect your knees. Exodus: I'm stuck. Suddenly, Pauline went bald.

39. Mom is another dragonfly. Example: Pat the mother on the other side? There is an old nose outside, flying all over the sky.

At 40, my old nose has lost a lot of weight. Ex.: This thing in our house is old-fashioned! Come to my house and I'll get it for you!

4 1, the membrane is in a mess. Exodus: This home makes you happy! Leather!

42. The bones and joints of animals in Galahad are played by children. Exodus: Lao Mei ~ Go and play Galaha!

43. Xiao Ga refers to a teenager. Example: Little Ga! Still showing off in an ostentatious manner, holding you down?

44. An old hen with eggs hatched from old newspapers. Exodus: If you touch a chick, hold it in your arms!

45. Staring at the picture frame is always. Example: What are you talking about? Who doesn't know you? You are like a lamp.

46. Stir in confusion. Exodus: If people do well, your children will be destroyed by Horan.

47. Vernacular language is irrelevant. Exodus: The child is illiterate and has no place.

48. A sour face describes how easy it is for a person to turn his face. Don't argue with him in Exodus, he is a thief with a sour face.

49. Code people call people. Exodus: If you pee, you will be coded! Don't tie your hands here.

50. Don't look down on people, use your eyelids. Who are you answering? Who do you despise?

5 1, look around after the film is released. Exodus: Look at that chick, how happy she is, coquetry everywhere.

52. Two people whisper to each other. Exodus: Those two in the back row, stop whining and stand on the blackboard!

53. Remove objects by pulling with hands or tools. : exodus get that bug out of here quickly, because it's time to get rid of someone.

54. Tiezi also writes posts, referring to lovers. This is my iron, which means: this is my lover.

55, owe Deng Er generally refers to people who have something there. Example: You are everywhere. You owe this lamp.

56. Remember Grant's argument and quarrel? Example: Why don't you two record a wave and copy it? Don't say that.

57. I like it proudly. Exodus: She still thinks how proud I am of her. Come on, pig waist and pig face! .

58. The second chair is gender-neutral. Who just said Chris Lee was number two? What's wrong with it?

59. coquettish means loafing around and looking for trouble. Exodus: Did you add salt? Go and play next to it.

60. Not staring blankly means making people feel uncomfortable. Exodus: You go, here you are. We are all on tiptoe.

6 1. When a man praises others as his mistress, he often says: That's my next fan.

62. My eyes are moist. Exodus: I won't bury you. Wash your face quickly. Still ugly.

63. jiaozi fell at his feet. Example: It snowed yesterday, but I didn't pay attention to it, and suddenly I got stuck in the jiaozi.

64. When a woman praises someone as her boyfriend, she often says: That's my fan.

65. My foot slipped. Example: I slipped on a banana peel today and suddenly got stuck on the ground. I am getting old.

66, ke (k) verb, the meaning of doing, also said: whole. Interestingly, sex between men and women is also called knock.

67. The sea is huge. Exodus: That thing in my house is really terrible. Can I give it to you on the hour? Do you want it?

68. Hulaba describes people as having low IQ. Exodus: Don't play with him, that little Ga Aw Hoe is embarrassed.

69. The favor of a chicken describes the way a person gets angry. Exodus: If you say that you are the favorite of chickens, can you be reasonable?

70. Stop refers to something in my heart, which is more troublesome. Exodus: I quarreled with the thief today. Let's go out and make two drinks.

7 1, showing off in an ostentatious manner generally refers to a person who is unstable and likes to show off. Exodus: don't show off in an ostentatious manner, I'll pin it for you.

72.Sisihaha means very cold and trembling. Exodus: God, it's cold. I'm a little cold outside.

73. There are many halazi, and the saliva is flowing downwards. Example: Hey! Where is Gaha? Be careful, the saliva will come down.

74. Blindness is helpless or at a loss. Exodus: It's over! He went in, and I was blind this time.

75. Scratching means that there is no oil or water or related things for a long time. Exodus: I finally ate some meat. I've been scratching my head these days.

76. Ha (h) Try to make people surrender by coercive and outrageous means, so that the other party can say that they are willing and happy.

77. Soul painting refers to an irregular dirty face. Exodus: Wash your face, do you hear? A face is painted on it, and a soul can't see it?

78. Panting generally refers to being clumsy in doing things and speaking. Exodus: The child can't handle things, and Gaha's stomach is flat.

79. Across the street means that people are relatively strong, unwilling to communicate with others and unsociable. You won't tell them? Why are you so separated?

80. A half-baked underage labor force can only support half an adult. Example: How capable your son is, like an amateur.

8 1, Tu Youyou resisted the war, and he was a special person, willful and clumsy. Exodus: He may say something, but don't believe him. He is a total rebel.

82.Ma generally refers to an uncomfortable reaction after seeing something, which means nausea. Exodus: American ghost movies should be numb, not scary.

83. Peeing is very manly. Exodus: They were fighting the other day, and a boy stole urine! A shell! Get rid of all those boys.

84. The old monk is too old to be respected. Exodus: The old man always eats his eyes and plays with money all day to recruit people to suit his needs.

85. Day-to-day description is fast. Exodus: Look at the dog that came home. It drives away chickens every day. It will be embarrassed when it sees people being scared.

86. Hemp claws describe being at a loss, just like a mouse being hit by a clip. Exodus: The guy who tied firecrackers exploded, which startled Xiao Ga.

87. Pull grain or articles to be baptized by sunshine or wind. Example: I can't eat sausage after poking it outside for a few days. Bring it in quickly.

88. The mouse described it as scared silly, half dead, and faded like a mouse that had taken rat poison. Exodus: I fell asleep as soon as I saw him with a knife.

89. A flat ditch with two sharp points. Jumping insects that look like locusts. Example: Hey! Look, there is a flat slot in it! Be the boss!

Classic quotations from the past in Northeast China

1. What is a brother? Brothers mean not to involve them when you are in trouble.

Every boy has a hero in his heart. Every boy in China once wanted to be a hero. He hopes that he can ride a white horse, wear light clothes and hold a three-foot sword to kill the rich and help the poor, eliminate evil and promote good. When the country is in trouble, stand up, throw one's head, shed one's blood, do one's best, and die. However, most people regard this as a fantasy, that's all. And with the growth of age, this idea becomes more and more indifferent until it dies.

I am Huang Laoxie in the west of the city. Ask the enemy for life and death. When he is injured one day, he will be covered in blood!

4. Do you adapt to this society or does this society adapt to you?

No matter which country you come from, hotels opened in China should follow the rules of China!

6, bonzi, you are really famous for blowing this cow.

7, you go now, I won't hit you; If you don't leave, I'll kill you.

8. The biggest opportunities are always reserved for thick-skinned people.

9. Men rule the world through their own struggles, while women rule the world by ruling men.

10, hi! Cao, I earn money by my own craft. What do I kowtow to? It's not that I have a bad temper. Let me ask you, where do I kowtow?

1 1, time is like a master of black humor, standing high in the clouds, coldly watching the vicissitudes of life and the tragicomedy staged in the world, and then secretly laughing. Especially when it heard Zhao Hongbing sing "It belongs to you, it belongs to me, and the glory belongs to our new generation in the 1980s", it must be holding its belly and laughing wildly.

12, I am a jade, and I never touch porcelain. Even if I touch it, I need porcelain like a table to take me to touch it.

13. The similarity between reeducation through labor and MBA is * * *: 1. Many hooligans live in a small circle in front of the old teacher. It was reeducation through labor that gave them the opportunity to get together and let them know more people. The same is true of MBA. Learning is a trivial matter, and the key is to know more capable people in it. 2. reeducation through labor is generally 2-3 years, which is similar to MBA.

14 It is precisely because you are always thin-skinned in front of others, so sometimes you are thicker, and others can't refuse.

15, this is a brother, sharing weal and woe, blocking yourself if you can.

16, when money exceeds a certain amount, it loses its meaning, and only spiritual communication is eternal.

17, a woman who desperately protected when she was young. Later, they became other people's wives.

18, man, don't make trouble easily. If something happens, don't be afraid of it.

19. Since ancient times, all social strata in China have been divided, and officials are above business. It is difficult for business people to grow up without the support of "officials"

20. "Huang Laoxie, if you don't pretend to be forced, you will die." I really didn't like Li Lao's stick.

2 1, the emergence of the law is not to put an end to crime, because the fundamental purpose of the law is to reduce crime and deter those who want to commit crimes but have not made up their minds, so that they will not commit crimes.

22, years can grow old, youth is no longer. However, friends are like wine. The longer it is preserved, the better it tastes. Friends are the most precious wealth in a person's life.

23. If a friend wants to help you, you can accept it. Because while your friend is helping you, he also feels happy, and his happiness solves your problem. Why not? Of course, I will never force my good friend to help me, and I will never embarrass him by helping me, no matter how good a friend I am.

24. People who have loved are happy, and I don't even have a chance to love.

25, speech, your uncle Liu and I have been mixed up for so many years, I really don't know what it means to make friends.

26, blue sky and yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, the north geese fly south, and the Xiaofeng who is drunk in the frost forest always leaves tears.

27. Under the condition that people in prison are very cunning, people's self-protection ability will certainly be enhanced, and studying MBA is a struggle. The result of prison education is usually to turn good people into bad people and make bad people more vicious. The purpose of MBA is to make the capable people more capable and the incompetent people more capable.

28. Every girl has a hero in her heart. Every girl in China once wanted to marry a hero. The hero in their hearts was born in poverty, young and romantic, with starry eyes and eyebrows, handsome and natural. Treat money like dirt, not seek fame and fortune. Lu Yu was furious, and everyone in the Jianghu admired him. When you are sad or in trouble, you can have a thick shoulder to lean on. However, in the same way, the shadow of this hero in the girl's heart will gradually become a young, rich rich boy or even a rich old man. Liu Haizhu's Classic Quotations in Northeast China

1. Are you finished with Bi? It's over, Bi. Get out of here!

2. You are still playing B with me. You are really brave.

3. Stick ~ What a blow ~ You're talking ~ I'll stay here ~ I'll see who can kill us!

4. Chat, say what you have to say, and get out if you have nothing to do. Don't worry, put it here and talk nonsense!

5. Take a stick and confront Zhao Shanhe, and ask me to come to you at the same time, and I will come to you.

Remember, Xiao Shen and Hong Bing are my brothers, and their brothers are also my brothers. I'll fucking drink with you today. You are brothers. You know what a fucking brother is. How did you cut this little brother? How can I cut it back for you if I have no fucking temper?

7. Tell me something about Sha Leng (1 sound)!

8. You little brat, who are you with? Do you want my people?

9. You want my people? Your uncle Liu has been talking for so many years. I really don't know what it means to make friends.