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One day, a little boy hurried into a grocery store with a memo in his hand.

Hello, Mr. Smith, he said, I want 13 pounds of coffee with 33 cents. 〃

"Good," said the grocer, who wrote down the deal.

Anything else, Charlie? 〃

"Yes. 27 pounds and 9 cents of sugar. 〃

"Bread? What else is there? 〃

"7 pounds half bacon, thirty cents a pound. 〃

That would be a good brand. Idiot. 〃

Nine cents and five pounds of tea; 1 1.5 quart molasses, 8 cents per pint; Two eight-pound hams, 3 1 cent, and five dozen 34% half-baked pickled walnuts. 〃

The grocer drew up the bill.

"This is a big order," he said. Did your mother tell you to pay? 〃

"My mother," the boy said, pocketing the neat and accurate bill, "has nothing to do with it. This is my arithmetic class, and I must try to finish it. 〃

One day, a little boy hurried into a grocery store with a list in his hand.

"Hello, Mr. Smith," he said, "33 cents a pound of coffee, please give me 13 pounds."

"Ok," the grocer wrote down the business at once.

"Is there anything else, Charlie?"

"yes. It is 27 kilograms of sugar, 9 cents a catty. "

"Do you want bread? What else? " "7 pounds half bacon, one pound and thirty cents."

"This meat is a famous brand. What else? "

"9 cents a catty of tea, give me 5 kilograms; 8 cents a pint of syrup is 1 1 quart and a half; Two 8-pound hams cost 35,438+0 cents a pound, and five dozen pickled walnuts cost 34 cents a can. "

The grocer worked out the bill. "You bought a lot of things," he said. "Did your mother tell you to pay off the money now?"

The little boy put the clear and accurate bill in his pocket and said, "This has nothing to do with my mother. This is my own arithmetic homework. I have to find a way to do it! " "