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A little joke about paying attention to hygiene

Lele went to the zoo to feed the monkeys one day ... and threw peanuts to the monkeys ... but one monkey always put peanuts in his ass first ... and then took them out ... Lele felt sick and ran to ask the director ... why did the monkey behave so strangely? ... the director explained: because someone threw him a big peach last year ... as a result, the seeds of that big peach could not be discharged from his ass smoothly ... and he died miserably.

Pig: "Chicken, why don't you take a bath?" It stinks worse than me. "

Chicken: "Mom won't let me wash it."

Pig: "Why?"

Chicken: "Mom says it's dirty to rub yourself back and forth in the shower."