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Sleepwalking joke?

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How many times have I woken up from here? I stood at the end of the alley, a little at a loss. This is a dark alley that seems to have no end, emitting an unbearable stench. I don't even know why I came here when I was sleepwalking. With a sigh, I began to grope my way out in the dark, stumbling at my feet. I don't know how I got to this hellhole. I am used to going out from here for several days in a row. I must have a good bath when I get home. I don't understand, so how did the sleepwalking I suffered many years ago reappear these days? And Jia Ming. I haven't seen him for days. He has disappeared from where we live. No trace. Is our love really over? If I had known, I would not have quarreled with him. Suddenly my body sank and I fell heavily to the ground. Fortunately, I fell down and didn't hurt myself. I got up and scolded 1 in annoyance. My hands are wet. To make matters worse, are you hurt? I stretched out my hand and looked at it. Although there is no light here, I see my hands are covered with blood. How can there be so much blood? I looked down at the big thing under my feet. Vaguely recognize that it is a big black woven bag with blood? It was `````` I tried to escape from nausea and fear, but somehow, a feeling stopped me. I slowly untied the horrible woven belt and stretched out my pale hand. Ah! I screamed, but the ring on that hand was so familiar. Don't I dare to watch any more and turn and run away? Fear'' Why is this? I finally understand why I am here and why Jiaming has disappeared. I was standing on the side of the road out of breath, and a taxi stopped next to me. The driver stuck his head out. Did the young lady get on the bus? I nodded and got on the bus. The driver's mouth kept talking all the way. Miss, do you know there is a big case in Nanyuan Community? I looked up at my neighbor. Hey, a man is crazy and says he killed his girlfriend, but the body hasn't been found yet. He kept talking and talking and didn't notice it at all. My eyes began to bleed and dripped on the beautiful ring on my left hand.