The "homophonic" joke about Chinese characters is urgent! ! ! !

Dear Lao. My uncle can't write, so he drew a circle. )

I heard that you had a baby. )

I hope you can take good care of it. I still can't write ill sentences, but I drew a circle again. )

Read it out:

Dear old egg. I heard you laid eggs. I hope you can take good care of them.

I keep a diary. Well, I like dancing (I can't write).

It's fun to jump (can't write)

I like dancing (I can't write)

I will dance (can't write) tomorrow.

I won't write, just write.

That's true.

I like jumping off buildings.

It's fun to jump off a building.

I like jumping off buildings.

I'm going to jump off a building tomorrow.

I go to the supermarket to buy people (can I write)

I cut people (who can't write) into pieces and cooked them for my father.

Dad said that people (who can't write) are delicious.

I will eat people tomorrow.

Then I stopped writing and became

I go to the supermarket to buy people.

I cut people into pieces and cooked them for my father.

Dad says people are delicious.

I will eat people tomorrow.