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My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 1 My family has a lovely Xiaohua Mall named Huahua.

It has yellow and white fluff. A string of sparkling eyes are embedded in the delicate little face, a pair of triangular ears stand up on the little head, and a long furry tail always stands up, which is very cute.

Xiaohua Mall is an expert in catching mice. Once, I was playing in the yard with my friends. I saw Xiaohua Mall staring at a place behind the stone at the foot of the wall, arching himself from time to time, ready to jump forward. Seeing this situation, I went over curiously to see what had happened. At this moment, Huahua turned around and stared at us as if to say, "It's all your fault for waking the mouse and ruining my lunch." A few days later, I happened to pass by here and saw Huahua crouching there again. I didn't disturb it this time, just watched quietly. After a long time, I saw it arched, jumped up and caught the mouse at once. It didn't eat the mouse in a hurry, but let go and scratch, scratch, scratch until it was exhausted.

This spring, Hua Peanut gave birth to a litter of babies, and it never ran out to play again. I watch the baby all day, and sometimes I have my own body to keep the kittens warm, and then I lick the kittens with my tongue and comb their hair. When someone approaches its child, it will stare at you and warn you in a loud voice: "Don't touch my child, or I'll be rude!" " "

I like my little cat flower very much.

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 2 My family used to have a lovely kitten named Meow, which was my favorite pet. It brings a lot of joy to our family, and it is the second young master of our family.

Meow meow has yellow and white fur and feels very comfortable. A pair of watery eyes, hovering goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo-goo, look smart, and the funniest thing is its tail. It always stands upright when walking, just like a flagpole that raises the national flag. It seems that you are a proud general.

Meow meow was a naughty little villain when she was a child. Winter came, shivering with cold, hiding in my father's cotton shoes. Once, my father happened to come home, and my grandmother gave my father shoes to wear. At first, grandma wanted to know why these shoes were so heavy. Later, grandma put the shoes on the ground, and meow meow ran out of the shoes. As a result, my dad hit me with shoes. Grandpa often casts a net in the river in summer and can catch a lot of fish. At this time, the cat will go out. Always the first to say hello to grandpa. Why not? For grandpa's bucket of fish. Sometimes Meow Meow is a good girl, so Grandpa gives him a small fish, and he takes it away at once, for fear that others will take it away and enjoy it for himself.

Tell me, is my Xiaohua Mall bad, strange and lovely? Why not?

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 3 My family has a Xiaohua Mall, which was brought when my family returned to Wanning for the New Year. It has lived in our house for more than half a year. In the past six months, it gave birth to two children in a white cat in a small shop not far from our home, which is really exciting. But not long after, the mothers of two children died one after another after taking rat poison, and then my cat was listless every day and everything was depressed, which made me very sad. In addition, I used to catch at least one mouse every day, but now I can't even catch one every day, which is really annoying. And running around every night, so that our family can't sleep every night when they hear tinkling sounds.

Do you know what my cat looks like? If you don't know, let me tell you. Most of its hair is gray, and some of it is white, do you know? My cat's eyes will glow at night, if you wake up when you sleep at night. And when you see this cat's eyes, you will think that something has run to your house. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? It's naive. If I sweep the floor at home today, the kitten will see some hair on the broom. Everyone ran out of their original place to play with the hair. Even if you are its owner, it won't listen to you when you call it up.

This is my Xiaohua Mall.

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 4 My family has a Xiaohua Mall. This Xiaohua Mall is naughty and cute. A pair of round eyes look bright. Keep your ears upright and you can hear the movement around you at any time. It has a sensitive little nose. When you see any flying insects, you must catch them with your front foot. There is also a glutton with a pair of sharp front teeth. There are moustaches on both sides of the mouth. According to this book, "a cat's beard is as long as its body." It turns out that it uses the beard as a ruler to measure whether the mouse hole is suitable for catching mice. Its hair is shiny, like a spotted blanket. Legs are slender and powerful, and there are garlic claws under them. Each paw has five toes, which protrude from the paw and have sharp hooked claws below. If you catch the mouse, it will never escape. There is a thick meat pad at the bottom of the claw, which can make people inaudible when walking.

Xiaohua Mall has a long tail behind his body. It turns out that this tail is used as a balancer. No wonder it often jumps from a height without hurting its bones and muscles. When Xiaohua Mall is happy, he swings from side to side and looks very comfortable.

One night, I came across a joke book saying: A cat's eyes will glow green. I was shocked at that time, but I soon understood it, because I also read in popular science books that a cat's eyes will glow green in the dark, so every move of a mouse can't escape Xiaohua Mall's eyes. This cat is really an expert in catching mice.

I like my home. Just Xiaohua Mall. It not only loves catching mice, but also has more fun. As long as I drop a marble on the ground, it will keep kicking around with its front foot. Moreover, if it encounters a small corner, it will look around until it finds it. It looks lovely.

I like this lovely Xiaohua Mall!

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 5 My family has seven cats, a mother cat and six kittens. My Xiaohua Mall is black and white, very cute. They are staying with my grandfather now, and I will go back to play with them every weekend and feed them their favorite fishbones. They are happy every time they see me, and I will be happy.

Recently, I found some habits of kittens, such as when they are hungry, they will come to my side and meow at me; And when the body itches, it will scratch each other; When they are thirsty, mother cat will take the kittens to the small ditch next to our house to drink water. Sometimes, I also find that mother cats are brave enough to protect their babies. When the dog comes to grab the baby cat's food, the mother cat will fight with the dog without fear. When fighting, the mother cat will scratch the dog with her claws, or quickly climb the tree and leave the dog under the tree.

Sometimes our kitten makes me angry. For example, they stole the fish that Grandpa cooked for us in our kitchen, trampled the stove in a mess, and then let Grandpa and Grandma concentrate on cleaning the stove, so they would be very tired, so they made me very angry. But they also make me happy sometimes, that is, they play with me and welcome me every time I go back.

Finally, I want to tell you-we should cherish the small animals around us and let us grow up happily with them!

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 6 I like small animals very much, such as dogs, rabbits, birds … I like them all, but my favorite is kittens. My family has a Xiaohua Mall. Its name is Mimi. Mimi's hair is bright and soft, as smooth as oil.

Its hair is black, white and gray. Its head is round; Eyes like two marbles, round; The nose is flat. It is light and walks like a model. You will find it very cute. Since I had this kitten, my life has become colorful. Mimi eats a lot. She can eat a lot at a time, especially when she sees delicious meals such as fish and shrimp. When it is hungry, it will meow, and then I know it's time to prepare food for it.

Once, Mimi kept barking next to me again, so I had to open the cupboard and prepare to give it something to eat. The moment the cabinet was opened, Mimi jumped into the cabinet and swept away the fish in it. I was very angry, so I took out my boobs and beat them up. Mimi kept screaming, as if to say, "I'm sorry, little master, I was wrong." Looking at its lovely appearance, I couldn't help laughing again and said to it, "If you dare to do this again next time, I will throw you away." It seemed to understand my words and kept nodding. Mimi is not only greedy, but also playful.

Every time I throw something out of my hand, it will run quickly to catch it, and then slowly pick it up ... this is my kitten, isn't it cute?

Xiaohua Mall is in my home-Huahua 7 This semester, we learned from Lao She's cats and learned that Lao She's grandfather is a cat lover. I am also a cat lover, so I will write about my kitten today.

As long as I am at home, the kitten will accompany me. When I sat down, it dozed off on my feet and squinted. When I am hungry, I always meow a few times, as if to say to me, "master, I am so hungry, I want to eat." I will feed the kitten its favorite fish. I took some small fish and put them on the plate. The kitten began to look for food. I found a satisfactory fish with a clever nose. I took the little fish to a warm place and tasted it with relish. I'm happy and clean!

When he is full, he will find something to play with himself. The kitten is very interested in this plush ball. At first, she gently touched the fluffy ball with her front paws, which seemed a little timid, but she became more courageous when she didn't respond to watching the ball. Xiaohua Mall pounced on the ball, which quickly rolled forward under the action of external force. Xiaohua Mall chased the plush ball and kicked it hard. The ball flew to the white wall and bounced back like lightning, scaring the kitten back again and again. It stopped watching the ball land and went up and kicked a few balls. The ball rolled around at its feet, and Xiaohua Mall had a good time.

After playing for a while, Xiaohua Mall was tired, so he lay beside me, licking his paws and scratching my legs for a while, and regarded me as his little friend. Occasionally I will take him out for a walk to see the outside world, and sometimes I will hold him and sleep with me.

My Xiaohua Mall is so cute. Do you like such a cat?

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 8 Our family has a very lovely Xiaohua Mall. Xiaohua Mall has blond hair, as smooth as oil; On Xiaohua Mall's round head, there are a pair of pointed ears, a pair of glass ball-like eyes, a small mouth and a few beards on the left and right sides. Really cute!

During the day, it is a lazy cat and always likes to curl up and sleep. Sometimes it likes to sleep on its back, sometimes it likes to sleep with its head held high, and sometimes it likes to sleep with its body stretched out. In short, Xiaohua Mall's sleeping positions are varied! But at night, it likes to open Lan Yingying's eyes and look around. It has thick meat pads on the soles of its feet, and it doesn't make a sound when walking. Sharp claws hide under the meat pad to catch prey. Since I had it, my mouse has escaped without a trace. When I came home from school, Xiaohua Mall happily walked around my feet and let out Mimi, as if to say, "Welcome back, little master!" " "I put down my schoolbag, and it ran to grab my schoolbag to play, then cried and called, and turned its tail around me to play. ...

This is my Xiaohua Mall. I love it!

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 9 My family has a Xiaohua Mall, which my mother picked up from the road. It's cute, and I like it very much. When it first arrived at my house, it was only the size of a palm. My mother said it was only 1 month. My mother bathed it, repelled insects, vaccinated it and took it home carefully. I think it is very small and soft, with yellow fluff, especially like bread, so I named it "bread".

The current bread 1 year-old or older is very beautiful and lively. It is covered with dark yellow fluff, like a little tiger. My head is small, and I have a pair of big round eyes. With a pair of triangular ears, sometimes facing forward, sometimes turning back and forth, as if listening to something. The most interesting thing is its tail, which keeps swinging. It's not easy if you want to catch it. It can always avoid accurately, as if seeing through your movements, like a martial arts expert. When the weather is not hot, bread at home can get into the ground, and there is no place where you can't go. My mother is always worried that it will scratch the curtains and knock down the trash can, but the bread doesn't matter. She amused herself and was fearless. However, when the weather is hot, the bread is timid, and it lies like a "cat cake" wherever it is cool.

My bread is the cutest cat in my heart, and I like it very much.

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 10 I know you all have your favorite animals, so do I, and I like my Xiaohua Mall best.

Because its whole body color is black and white, so I gave it a name-"Little Panda". Its eyes are big and round, and they look straight. The ears are triangular and stand like two hills. Beards, eyebrows and tails are very long. He is thin and long, and he is extremely agile. Furry and warm to the touch.

Every time I go back to my hometown with my parents, it will unconsciously come out and rub my leg, jumping around as if welcoming its little master back, that's right.

I remember one night in my hometown, I saw it in the shadow of the corner, with its eyes wide open and its cat around its waist, slowly approaching a target. Suddenly, it suddenly got up and jumped forward. It turned out to be a mouse. It caught the mouse three or two times and only heard the mouse squeak. Now I know it's ambushing mice.

Other people's Xiaohua Mall likes to eat fish and mice, while my Xiaohua Mall likes to eat cicadas. In the evening of summer, when I was catching cicadas with my grandma and dad, he wanted to know in advance and ran in front of us, meowing as if to say, master, let's catch cicadas together. When we arrived in Yang Shulin, we caught it, and it ate with relish, making my mouth water.

My Xiaohua Mall is not only lovely, but also likely to be seen. Do you think my Xiaohua Mall is cute?

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 1 1 My family has a lovely Xiaohua Mall, whose name is Mimi, and I like it very much. Mimi's face is black and white. Mimi's body is black and white, just like her face, only a little yellow. The legs are all white, like white jade, and the tail is black as ebony.

Mimi walks without sound. Once, I sat in a chair reading a book, fascinated by it, and suddenly felt numb on my face. It turned out that Mimi was licking me. I thought: Why does Mimi walk without sound? Did it fly over? But cats can't fly! Thinking about thinking, suddenly thought of something. I grabbed Mimi and turned her feet over. Oh! It turns out that Mimi has five small meat pads on the soles of her feet, so she walks quietly, so the mouse will not be scared away by the footsteps.

Mimi likes fish very much. Once, as soon as my mother took out the steamed fish, Mimi gave a meow. Mother put down the fish and Mimi began to eat happily. Wash your face with your hands after eating, so that its face will always be clean.

Another time, I put Mimi in the garden. Mimi is very happy. She jumped around and trampled all the cabbage leaves. She also scratched the radish into a painted face, and then ... But you will never want to hit it when you see it, because it is so lively and naive!

This is our Xiaohua Mall Mimi, and I like it very much!

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 12 classmates, have you ever raised Xiaohua Mall in your family? I used to have a Xiaohua Mall. It spent five happy years with me. I named it Mimi.

Mimi is very cute. Its head is black. There are a pair of triangular ears on it, standing straight on the top of the head, listening to the surrounding movements. Eyes are round, like a glass ball. During the day, Xiaohua Mall looks like a line, but at night, its eyes glow faintly green. Like a lighting lamp, it has a very sensitive sense of smell and can smell delicious food. It has eight beards on its mouth, which are thin, long and hard. I know it is used to measure the size of mouse holes. Mimi is covered with black and white patterns, which makes her feel very comfortable. Only four claws are white, with small claws like fishhooks on them, and they walk quietly. Xiaohua Mall has a long tail, which always swings back and forth.

Mimi is lazy. During the day, he always sleeps soundly, but at night, he is full of energy, his eyes keep flashing green, like a guard on guard, always defending my home from rats.

Once, Mimi suddenly squatted there motionless. There is a sneaky mouse looking around where the corn used to be. Mimi suddenly woke up, lifted her hair, bowed her head and swooped down like lightning. Just then, the mouse was caught before it could react. The mouse squeaked and squeaked with fear, as if to say, "Give me a break." I saw Mimi holding the mouse in her mouth for a while and playing with the mouse with her claws for a while. Finally, Mimi had a good time before enjoying the delicious food.

This is my Xiaohua Mall Mimi. Do you think it's smart and cute?

My Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 13 My family has a lovely Xiaohua Mall named Mimi, who is 4 years old this year. Because there are many restrictions on keeping cats in the building, my mother sent Mimi to her husband's house for foster care. Mimi is not picky about food and seems to eat everything, but her favorite food is small fish and meat. Every time it's time for dinner, she always follows her wife. People who don't know think she is her loyal guard, but in fact she is waiting for food!

Mimi is beautiful, chubby, black and white, and has a lovely curly tail. I gave her a nickname "Little Cute", but don't be fooled by this nickname. She is a real boy.

Mimi's favorite thing to do is to catch hateful mice. At night, her eyes will be bright and give off a dark green light. If there is any movement, she will step on the elegant modeling steps and approach softly, often squatting there for a long time, and will never stop until she catches the mouse. Mimi loves cleanliness. When she is not working at ordinary times, she always lies lazily in the sun and cleans herself carefully with a pink small tongue. The cutest. I want to kiss and hug when I look at it!

Nowadays, many people kill cats and dogs in order to make money, which is really hateful. Yao Ming once said, "No business, no killing". Small animals are our friends. I hope to be a protector of small animals with me and give them an equal living space.

Xiaohua Mall-Huahua 14 in my family. There is a Xiaohua Mall in my family. We call it Huahua. It has a pair of brown eyes, always squinting during the day, and it is particularly radiant at night, wearing black and white clothes.

My grandmother planted a lot of flowers, and every time the flowers went away, she always scratched in the flowerpot. Once I held a watering can, "Huahua, Huahua" and I cried. It came in a hurry and thought I was going to give it delicious food. I gave it a fierce spray and it turned and ran away in fear. After waiting for a while, I gave another cry and it came running in a panic. I shook the kettle in my hand and it looked at me. "Meow meow" called me, and I sprayed it again, and it scared away again. I gave another cry and it came running again. I waved the watering can again. It didn't respond. The guy with no memory, I sprayed it again ... several times. Finally, as long as it sees the watering can, it won't go near. So my grandmother's flowers have never been disturbed by it again.

Every morning, it is like a crowing rooster. At dawn, it is called "Meow Meow ...". When we all get up, it will surround us. "Meow … I'm going to have breakfast … I'm going out to exercise." So our family began to get busy. My mother cooked breakfast for us, and I began to wash. As soon as we open the door after breakfast, it is always the first to jump out, and our morning exercises begin.

I prepared a ping-pong ball for Huahua, and I will take it out when it is unhappy. I threw the ping-pong ball to the ground, and the sound of "bang, bang, bang" immediately caught its attention, and its eyes moved up and down with the ping-pong. As soon as the ball hits the ground, jump at it, grab it left and right, and grab it right and left. I went up to fight with it, and it ran away with the ball in its mouth. We had a good time.

This is my flower, my lovely flower. Give me a happy flower. Do you like it?

My little flower cat-Huahua 15 My little flower cat has an art class these days, and the teacher asked us to draw an animal each. These animals must be painted like animals, not scribbled. After reading the students' works, some chose the giant panda; Some chose ducklings; Some chose squirrels; Some choose tigers or something, but I really don't know what animal I want to choose. However, when I saw a tiger painted by someone, I felt that this tiger was very similar to our Xiaohua Mall. At this moment I had a goal, so I drew my own kitten, hehe!

When I choose a kitten, I think: If only Xiaohua Mall were in front of me, but unfortunately he is at home now, and the teacher wants to draw it now. Faced with the problem of drawing, I have to try my best to imagine. Draw Xiaohua Mall's face, and then draw its body and tail. The most difficult thing to draw is Xiaohua Mall's face. Because its eyes and eyebrows are not easy to draw, and its mouth is not easy to draw, the color is the best, because it is a long brown Mao Mao. I remember Xiaohua Mall's claws are very powerful, so I will draw them as sharp, which is very scary. In the end, only his face can't be drawn. At this time, I asked the child who drew the tiger to help me. He is happy to help me draw Xiaohua Mall's face. I liked it after I finished painting, and the teacher praised me for my good painting. When I came home from school, I went to Xiaohua Mall for the first time. I saw it "Mimi" and "Mimi" barking nonstop, as if welcoming its owner. I said to it, "Xiaohua Mall, you helped me a lot today. I will give you more food in the future! " "I'm glad to see Xiaohua Mall alive and kicking.