I am most afraid of friends' serious nonsense.

I am most afraid of friends' serious nonsense. It was alive before it died.

2. it will be November after October.

3. This article shares nonsense literature, as the name implies.

4. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

5. after peeling the banana, you will find a peeled banana.

6. The whole job is good, but it's a little bad.

7. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

8. People who are killed will die.

9. Advise everyone not to buy an iPhone13, which will save thousands of dollars, and then buying an iPhone13 with the saved thousands of dollars is equivalent to picking up an iPhone13 for nothing.

1. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

11. You are a wise man, too. You know what I know.

12. You look serious when you are serious.

13. The way you smile is like laughing.

14. Your chain can only be held at critical moments

15. Luck is all about luck.

16. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.

17. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

18. When people die, they can never live again.

19. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

2. The last time I said this sentence was the last time. I am most afraid of friends' serious nonsense. Literary funny sentences 2

21. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan, and Jiang Nanan is green by spring breeze.

22. If I have a boyfriend, I don't need to add the word if in this sentence.

23. I can fry three dishes, one fried tomato, one fried tomato and one fried tomato.

24. This tomato smells like tomato.

25. People can't stretch when they can't.

26. One rotation of the earth equals seven days.

27. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

28. Do you know? Boiled water can't be drunk directly! Because of the hot mouth

29. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

3. meanness is the first two words of a despicable person, and nobility is the first two words of a noble person.

31. Does your Chinese teacher teach you Chinese?

32. Excuse me, could you spare us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute.

33. eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

34. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

35. If you look white, you won't be black.

36 .. people who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

37. Do you know? Your screen name is actually your screen name.

38. We all know that cicadas have thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as a cicada

39. I hope our next meeting will be next time.

4. This is my father, and I'm his son. A Collection of Classic Quotations of Serious and Funny Nonsense Literature

A Classic Quotations of Serious and Funny Nonsense Literature (Part I)

1. You are all shortcomings except advantages

2. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by for 1 minute.

3. As long as you have some skills, you can't have no skills at all.

4. This is my father, and I am his son.

5. Do you know why you hate eating tomatoes? Because tomatoes smell like tomatoes.

6. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

7. the last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

8. We will know about tomorrow.

9. If you can see things, you are not blind.

1. If this sentence is useful at all, it will not be useless at all.

11. One day passes after 24 hours of cold knowledge.

12. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

13. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you truly have dreams.

14. when you are free, you are free.

15. You must be very thin if you lose weight.

16. Every minute you breathe, 6 seconds pass.

17. I made men listen to me in three sentences.

18. when you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

19. Nonsense is not too nonsense, but a little nonsense.

2. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings. Serious and funny nonsense literary classic quotations (Part II)

21. Do you know that a 14-year-old girl in her prime was 12 years old two years ago!

22. If you are a little useful, you will not be useless at all.

23. Because you want to read nonsense literature, I share nonsense literature, so you get nonsense literature.

24. It's pretty if you're not ugly.

25. I was shocked when I first went to country X. I have never seen so many X people in any country.

26. The last time I said this sentence was the last time.

27. even if the heavenly king Lao zi came, it was also the heavenly king Lao zi.

28. if I can understand it, I won't understand it.

29. People can't stretch when they can't.

3. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

31. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

32. You know, people who see this nonsense quotation are reading this copy now.

33. You can do it! Unless you can't.

34. The situation is such a situation, and the specific situation depends on the situation.

35. If there is no accident, there should be an accident.

36. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

37. It's a good job, but it's a little bad.

38. If you are willing to be my girlfriend, then I will be your boyfriend.

39. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

4. I pretend to work for my boss, and my boss pretends to pay my salary. Serious and funny nonsense literary classic quotations (Chapter 3)

41. If he is not ugly, he should look good.

42. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

43. The last time I saw such a speech was the last time.

44. The last time I felt so funny was the last time

45. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

46. This tomato looks a bit like a tomato.

47. I still have a lot of hair if my head is not bald.

48. Every minute you breathe, you lose one minute of your life.

49. This fish was alive until it died.

5. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

51. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

52. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

53. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

54. when I found it, I already found it.

55. As far as I know, I know nothing.

56. Look how beautiful this girl looks, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

57. Excuse me, could you spare us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute.

58. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

59. I know you, a well-known painter and a professional painter.

6. Why does this sweet potato smell like tomato? Serious and nonsense funny nonsense literary quotations

serious and nonsense funny nonsense literary quotations I

1. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

2. The whole job is good, but it's a little bad.

3. Do you know? You can't drink the freshly boiled water directly because it burns your mouth.

4. Every 6 seconds of breathing, one minute passes.

5. as soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

6. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

7. All minors are under the age of 18.

8. Why didn't you reply to my message? Because I didn't send you a message?

9. I should be quite good at playing games if I'm not a vegetable.

1. I quite agree with your speech, regardless of the content.

11. I just have two sentences to say, one is a sentence, and the other is a sentence.

12. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

13. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

14. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

15. I was shocked when I first went to America. I have never seen so many Americans in one country.

16. If you fall from a 1-story building, there should be an accident.

17. Your mother must be pregnant before she gave birth to you.

18. If you make a little progress, you won't make no progress at all.

19. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

2. Excuse me, could you spare us half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute. Serious and nonsense funny nonsense literary quotations 2

21. If you don't eat garlic when you eat noodles, you don't eat garlic.

22. I don't know if you find that summer is much hotter than winter.

23. Be sure to close your eyes when you sleep, or you won't be able to sleep.

24. We will know about tomorrow.

25. You can only win, but you can't win.

26 .. people who haven't slept so late should not have slept yet.

27. A thousand miles of Jiangling will be returned in one day, and five hundred miles of Jiangling will be returned in half a day.

28. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

29. When you have finished your dinner, you have already eaten in the evening.

3. As we all know, Mount Tai is very heavy. How heavy is it? As heavy as Mount Tai.

31. Ten years of life and death are ambiguous, and five years of life and death are ambiguous.

32. After eating, I found that I was heavy. It turned out that I was full.

33. Every birthday, my age increases by one year.

34. If you want to get up so late every time, you get up very late.

35. In the matter of being single, I have never had a boyfriend.

36. When you are looking for something, you may or may not find it.

37. If you can see, you are not blind.

38. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

39. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really young.

4. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid. 222 serious nonsense copy collection (6 sentences)

222 serious nonsense copy 1

1. We will know about tomorrow.

2. If you are not ugly, you look pretty.

3. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many English people in one country.

4. As long as your sentence is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

5. you can't say it's irrelevant, you can only say it's completely irrelevant.

6. If I am a rich man, I must be rich.

7. I was awake before I fell asleep.

8. Congratulations! I congratulated you!

9. Morning shock! The survey shows that people-life will only be born-times

1. Seeing it is equal to seeing it for nothing, and not seeing it for nothing.

11. when you are free, you are free.

12. I found that girls who are good-looking are very beautiful.

13. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.

14. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

15. This tomato smells like tomato.

16. After my close observation, I found that the day I was born turned out to be my birthday.

17. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him, and Huang Gai who was beaten.

18. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

19. Good-looking girls are pretty.

2. If you look white, you won't be black. 222 Serious Nonsense Copywriting Part II

21. There is not a cloud in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

22. An excuse is a good excuse, but it is an excuse.

23. Look how beautiful this girl looks, especially those eyes, which are exactly two.

24. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

25. Every minute you breathe, 6 seconds pass.

26. Every time I touch your mobile phone, I will get an extra reminder

27. You look serious.

28. Excuse me, can I keep you for half a minute? I haven't had a birthday since I was a child. Today is September 3th. It's not my birthday. I just want to hold you up for half a minute.

29. I suddenly saw this sentence.

3. In the spring of the fourth anniversary, Teng Zijing was appointed to guard Baling County, and next year, it will be celebrated for five years.

31. People who have no object should