Classic Xiaoming series cold jokes

Classic Xiao Ming series jokes 1, Xiao Ming was walking, and suddenly his feet were sore. Why?

Because he stepped on a lemon.

Classic Xiaoming series jokes II. One day Xiao Ming and his two partners wanted to rob, so they bought three knives. ~

When I was holding a knife just now, I was accidentally seen by * *. So * * asked. Why did you buy this knife?

Xiao Ming said. It's for eating watermelon.

* * said, then why buy three knives.

Xiaoming. Because my family has three watermelons.

Classic Xiaoming series jokes 3. Once Xiaoming talked back to his mother, and her mother threw Xiaoming's clothes downstairs in a rage, but why did Xiaoming get hurt?

The answer is: because the clothes were worn on Xiaoming at that time.

Classic Xiaoming series jokes 4. Finally, Xiao Ming died alone, but he still couldn't get rid of the bad luck of being killed. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would not be lonely in the afterlife, and there were many brothers and sisters who wanted to get rid of the fate of being thrown from the 13 floor? Time goes by and a new cycle begins. When Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was very excited, because God once again granted his wish, but at the moment when he looked back, Xiao Ming was disheartened again, and he was embarrassed by nature. Why? A: Because Xiao Ming found himself on the shelf of the supermarket, surrounded by lunch boxes?

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