Translate Chinese jokes

There are two kinds of counterfeit money, which inadvertently caused the face value of counterfeit money to be $ 15, and they decided to spend it in remote mountainous areas. When they bought a 1 yuan candied fruit with 15 yuan, they cried. They found two seven-year-old farmers' rice and jiaozi ... in the dark, there were countless meals, and the buns met: bean paste bags, sugar bags, steamed by. Jiaozi retreated to a corner, so he tore up his clothes and shouted, "Look, I'm undercover!"

1: cleverness is mistaken for cleverness.

2. Respond quickly to survive in an emergency.