Humorous jokes to make fun of men

Men have four kinds of flowers: first-class men have flowers outside their homes, second-class men look for flowers outside their homes, third-class men scratch around, and fourth-class men come home from work.

10. The four ghosts of men: When you come home from work at night, you are a poor man, when you come home at 9pm, you are a drunkard, when you come home at 12pm, you are a pervert, and when you come home at 4am, you are a gambler.

11. The four major traits of men Silly: Go home after get off work, spend the money you earn, have some lobster for dinner, and leave your phone number for the lady.

12. The four major ages of men: 20 is Pentium, 30 is Microsoft, 40 is Panasonic, Fifty is an association.

13. Today’s four major trends: Wear condoms on mobile phones, handcuffs on pagers, men wear vests, and women wear bras.

14. Four major disgraceful behaviors: Drinking alcohol and not eating food, wearing shirtless and wearing a tie, naked naked, riding a bicycle for 80 miles.

15. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of sweet rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend and creditor in a foreign land; flowers and candles in the wedding room Night, next door; when nominated for the gold list

16. The four grudges: No one comes to treat guests, no one calls the BB machine, the wife is not allowed to make trouble, and if you want to make trouble, you have to wear a condom.

17. The four idlers: wealthy wife, boss’s money, laid-off workers, researchers.

18. The four intellectuals: I didn’t know about the official school until I got to Beijing, I didn’t know about the low-rise school until I got to Shanghai, and I didn’t know about the low-rise school until I got to Shenzhen. Only then did I realize how little money I had, and only when I got to the box did I realize how old my wife was.