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Goats and lions
When he was walking on the road, a big hungry lion came over. It seems that he hasn't eaten meat for days, and his stomach is flat. Xiao Bai thought, Oh, why is it so unlucky that I met him today? I can't help it, just play it by ear! "Little goat, come here. I haven't eaten for days. Be honest and make a good meal for this king! " I heard the lion roar fiercely. Xiao Bai had a brainwave and pretended to be pitiful, saying, "Oh, dear lion king, I would like to dedicate myself to you, but you are the king of the forest, and you have never eaten any delicious food! If you eat me, you will smell like a sheep. How uncomfortable! Besides, you are tired of eating mutton at ordinary times, or shall I give you some advice? " The lion thought: anyway, you are the meat in my mouth, and a few minutes is not bad. Listen to what he has to say "Lion King, just now I came out from home and passed by Monkey Mountain. I heard the monkeys say that they saw a very beautiful" strange sheep "in this mountain, with colorful hair and two horns like mine on its head. I heard the monkey say that her meat is delicious, but no one has tasted it yet. Why don't you, the king, take you? " "Are you? Then don't tease me, take me! " The lion seems impatient, his eyes are shining and he urges Xiaobai. "But, your majesty, it's far from here. Look, there is a trailer here. I'll take you there, and you can enjoy the scenery along the way. What do you say? " Xiao Bai said to the lion, pointing to the trailer of the old cowshed by the roadside. The lion thought, I am too hungry to walk. This silly sheep really understands my heart! "Well, then you must hurry." The lion said he jumped on the trailer.
Xiao Bai dragged the car with difficulty, thinking: You are a big villain, bullying children in the forest all day, and today I will let you taste my power! In a short time, Xiaobai has dragged the car to the edge of the cliff, and looked back at the lion in the car, only to see that the lion has fallen asleep in the car, with long saliva on his mouth. Xiaobai tried his best to push the trailer down the mountain, and the poor lion king went to see the "strange sheep" in his sleep.
Xiaobai defeated the lion king in the forest with his own wisdom, and he and his friends lived a quiet life from then on.
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