Elementary school composition: XX on campus

"Interesting Things on Campus"

Many interesting things have happened in my campus life. Today, I will tell you two things to make everyone laugh. The first story is - standing in the wrong team.

There is a girl in our class who is very beautiful, but she just likes boys’ dressing up, short hair, or wearing jeans or sportswear. She said she doesn’t like red clothes and loves armed weapons, so we They all call her "tomboy", and people who don't know her often mistake her for a boy. No, the "tomboy" is making a joke again.

Last Friday, the school invited instructors from the army to give us military training. As required, we were divided into one team for boys and one for girls, and we followed the instructors in line. Although it was already autumn, the sun was shining brightly that day, and the students were all sweating profusely. Our instructor was kind-hearted and asked the boys to rest while the girls practiced first. The "tomboy" walked in the queue with a dashing and heroic appearance and was very energetic.

Just then, an instructor came over, grabbed the "tomboy" and said dissatisfiedly: "You kid, why are you standing in the girls' team? Come back to the boys' team." "Stand still!" "Tomboy" was stunned: "I should stand here!" The instructor was a little angry: "You kid, you dare to talk so hard, come back to the boys' room!" At this time, we Understandably, the instructor regarded the "tomboy" as a "real boy", and the students couldn't help but burst into laughter. The instructor ordered us not to laugh, and then continued to ask "Tomboy": "You don't even know whether you are a boy or a girl? Go back to the boys team quickly!" "Tomboy"'s face was red from suppressing it, no matter what she did She explained that the instructors didn’t believe she was a girl. It wasn't until the head teacher came that the misunderstanding disappeared. At this time, the instructor became embarrassed, touched the back of his head, and kept giggling. The students laughed even more when they saw the instructor's appearance. This is the first one, and the second one is - signature. Ever since the Chinese football team finished second in the Asian Cup, there has been a star-chasing craze in our class. The students are collecting photos of celebrities and want to get their signatures. One day during class, the students were enjoying their collection of celebrity photos. At this time, Xiao Chen came over and said mysteriously: "Do you want Yang Chen's autograph?" The students said in unison: "Yes, of course I want it." Xiao Chen smiled mysteriously: "Then you can take it Come with paper and pen." The students were stunned at first, and then asked: "Is Yang Chen coming to Xuzhou?" Xiao Chen said, "Isn't it just Yang Chen? I will sign with the football star. Aren't all Chen's signatures the same?" After saying that, Yang Chen burst out laughing. Only then did the students realize that they had been fooled by Yang Chen, and they couldn't help but laugh. Well, these two stories are interesting. Still want to hear it? Let’s talk about it next time.