What jokes or stories are there about Chinese class?

1. In a busy market, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish!" At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted: "bubble gum!" " Hearing this, the fish seller said to the sugar seller, "Hey, why did you say my fish was ruined?" The more they quarreled, the more fierce they became. Just then, a seller of bean sprouts shouted again: "bean sprouts!" " A security guard came up and asked, "Who else is quarreling with them?" The person who happened to sell avocado shouted, "Avocado! After hearing this, the security guard said, "All right, you four take it together.

2. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes his son on the No.8 bus, so there is often a funny scene: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees a No.8 bus entering the bus station in the distance. He immediately shouted to his son around him: Huang Jun, run, the 8th is coming!

3. One day, a man named A Shuang died. His family burst into tears at home: "Cool! Cool! " Their neighbors saw it and asked them what was going on. They said, "Great, great."

A shop assistant wrote the words "for sale now" on the blackboard. A customer next to him said, "Comrade, you wrote' zero' in retail." The salesman glared at the customer and said, "Come on, there is a vertical knife next to the word' no'!"

In ancient times, there was a newly appointed county magistrate who asked his housekeeper to buy a bamboo pole. Because the county magistrate is a foreigner and his accent is different from that of the locals, the housekeeper went to the market to buy pig liver as soon as he heard that the bamboo pole was pig liver, and blackmailed two pig ears into his pocket. After coming back, the county magistrate was furious and said, "Who told you to buy pig liver? Where are your ears? " Hearing this, the housekeeper was startled. She took two pig ears out of her pocket and handed them, saying, "These are two ears."