Interesting sentences expressing obesity

Funny sentence expressing fatness: fatness is open for business every day.

This is not meat, this is dad's money and mom's love.

I didn't mean to get fat, but I lost my temper.

Recently, it's round a lot, and my cuteness has increased by another ton.

Look down at your own flesh. It's so gentle that you can't get rid of it.

God gave me many opportunities to gain weight, but fortunately I seized it.

Let yourself gain weight when you are lovelorn, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

For a piece of fat paper, looking back and smiling won't happen. It's hard to look back. You can't laugh.

Recently, many friends have said that I am fat, which makes me think: How can I have so many friends? Do I have too many friends?

It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

The word "lose weight" is quite distracting when you want to participate.

The most romantic thing I can think of is getting fat with you.